Do you wake up with a boner?

[satch919]

The topic says it all. Do you wake up with a boner or not? Does anyone know why guys wake up with these nearly every morning? I know there's going to be some jokes about this but I'm curious as to why it happens. Is it just because we're horny bastards or is something else at work here? :naughty:

 

[Lou]

The topic says it all. Do you wake up with a boner or not? Does anyone know why guys wake up with these nearly every morning? I know there's going to be some jokes about this but I'm curious as to why it happens. Is it just because we're horny bastards or is something else at work here? :naughty:

If I drink a lot of water before going to sleep, I'll probably be dying to pee by the time I wake up. And we all know what it looks like when you have been holding it that long...
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[Absinthe]

There's some Denis Leary monologue about this that springs to mind.

Any way, apparently you don't even notice half the time. My guess is you've been having deviant thoughts during the night, and my suggestion is to promptly smack the tip of your penis with a ruler in order to punish yourself.

 

[Vegeta897]

I don't wake up with it, but after I wake up I get one 0_o

Ok I don't feel comfortable talking about this.

springs

lolpun

 

[spookymooky]

It looks different?
Edit: In reference to Lou...


Anyways: occasionally, its called "morning glory"



...And you guys complained about my thread!

 

[Yuri]

I totally usually have a tall one when I awake.

Dunno why.

Probably all those dreams involving Scarlett Johannson.

 

[Absinthe]

For the record, if this forum starts degrading into some kind of Govteen bullcrap, I'm going to personally kill all of you.

 

[Mr-Fusion]

Pretty much every day i wake up with one. Usually not a problem except when you walk down the hallway and your mum or sister sees your fat boner in your pants.

The reason has something to do with increased hormone levels during sleep, or maybe i just made that up.

 

[joule]

It looks different?
Edit: In reference to Lou...


Anyways: occasionally, its called "morning glory"



...And you guys complained about my thread!

Morning glory? I've only heard it as "morning wood". It's an erection that is naturally caused as the brains enters the REM deep-sleep phase. At this stage, the body's skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection. Also caused by a full bladder pressing against the prostate.

 

[spookymooky]

Hmmm, I have a problem with the morning car ride to school. That can be awkward.

"Hey [insert spooky's name here], how come you're all hunched over with your hands in your pockets walking into school?"

"Oh, no reason, attractive female"

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

Sometimes

Anyways: occasionally, its called "morning glory"

Morning Glory is also an awesome internet comic strip. Search it out. It's not about boners or anything. Although sometimes that sort of thing is in the comic.

http://www.thewebcomiclist.com/p/4102/Morning-Glory

Read the warnings first.

 

[Mr-Fusion]

Hmmm, I have a problem with the morning car ride to school. That can be awkward.

haha? Be more specific...

 

[spookymooky]

haha? Be more specific...

Spoiler

I occasionally am aroused to the extent that my body produces a massive throbbing erection beyond my control.

 

[Dr. Freeman]

I totally usually have a tall one when I awake.

Dunno why.

Probably all those dreams involving Pressure.

fixed
you can thank me later

 

[JNightshade]

Of course I get morning wood. Most human males do. And I've never heard "morning glory" before, but that is a PERFECT term.

Hahaha wow... that comic is pure evil, and it cracks me up. It appeals to my dark, evil side... much like Absinthe (the spirit AND the guy).

 

[madog]

Ya it sometimes happens. But if you think about horrible things it will go away fast.

 

[Steven]

Every time I go to my bed I get an erection.
Odd.

 

[JNightshade]

Every time I bone Spicy Tuna's mom I lose my erection.
Odd.

-theSteven

 

[Uriel]

Isnt there a albinoblacksheep flash movie with morning wood?

 

[Raeven0]

Admittedly, my penis doesn't really have my attention when I wake up. Nothing does. My ability to comprehend that there exist things in the world besides bed is totally inoperative until I've been awake and moving around for a while.

 

[Lou]

Sometimes


Morning Glory is also an awesome internet comic strip. Search it out. It's not about boners or anything. Although sometimes that sort of thing is in the comic.

http://www.thewebcomiclist.com/p/4102/Morning-Glory

Read the warnings first.

RakuraiTenjin -- are you the guy on CS who sprays that picture of a black man with superimposed text saying "You gonna get raped" ?? It's the same picture you have in your icon. But what do I know? For all I know that's the cover of the latest hip hop CD or something..

 

[madog]

Admittedly, my penis doesn't really have my attention when I wake up. Nothing does. My ability to comprehend that there exist things in the world besides bed is totally inoperative until I've been awake and moving around for a while.

and so...?

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

RakuraiTenjin -- are you the guy on CS who sprays that picture of a black man with superimposed text saying "You gonna get rapped" ?? It's the same picture you have in your icon. But what do I know? For all I know that's the cover of the latest hip hop CD or something..

I spray quite a few things in CS...


The last two I used were "OH NOES NOT GOATSE!!!" with the black guy slapping his forhead and laughing and a Sureno pride spray.

And it's "YOU GONNA GET RAPED" - not rapped.

 

[Yuri]

fixed
you can thank me later

Thanks. <3

 

[Lou]

And it's "YOU GONNA GET RAPED" - not rapped.

Yeah I actually noticed I misspelled raped before I read your post. Anyway, did you make that picture or did you download it from the net? It's a very scary picture. Just imagine that guy telling that to your little sister. Would you believe his intentions?

 

[Steven]

I appologise for me posting my little thoughts about Spicy Tuna's Mum and theSteven. I shall now unplug the internets and never post again.

Thanks,
JNightshade.

 

[Ren.182]

I usually wake up with one. Slob around in bed for a bit and wait for it to die down and go for a nice long pee

 

[CyberPitz]

If I dont, I sit down for about 5 minutes, then sprout one.

 

[Lucid]

I don't wake up with a boner most of the time...
Unless it's a rather good dream involving Elisha Cuthbert and Lindsay Lohan making hawt lesbian sechz to eachother...

 

[Angry Lawyer]

theGreenBunny had found scientific reasoning why it happens.

If you don't, though, you're impotent. Pwnt.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[el Chi]

I totally usually have a tall one when I awake.

So many gay jokes, so little time.

 

[Cormeh]

Heh, morning glory is one of the highlights of being a bloke.

 

[Dalamari]

The best is when you have a fever and your junk looks so amazing because of how warm your body is

I wish I had fever junk 24/7

 

[RoyaleWithCheese]

Your junk looks amazing because how warm your body is?

*googles other meanings of the word junk than mess*

nope, no clue what you just said

 

[Sulkdodds]

Erm...who doesn't wake up with a boner?

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Erm...who doesn't wake up with a boner?

Exactly, and its not a perk...its near impossible to piss with it. You miss the target by metres, and usually hit yourself in the eye. DO NOT WANT

 

[15357]

Erm...who doesn't wake up with a boner?

Girls. Old people. Unhealthy people.

 

[Razor]

Yes i do and it pisses me off as it rips my boxers. :angry:

 

[Que-Ever]

:naughty:

pretty much the only reply needed for this thread.

 

[Solaris]

I have a theory, the penis errects during sleep and becomes an anteni to recieve dreams with.