Do you wake up with a boner?

[TheSomeone]

No, but your bladder does.

Wasn't he answering the boner question?

 

[joule]

Wasn't he answering the boner question?

Yes. I would think so.

 

[madog]

Wasn't he answering the boner question?

Ya your bladder being full is what causes it.

 

[Skaadi]

I do...........

 

[Lucid]

I do...........

*backs away slowly*

 

[Skaadi]

*backs away slowly*

Dont act like you dont like it!

 

[Cormeh]

EDIT: Curse ye, Skaadi!

 

[OCybrManO]

*backs away slowly*

You're assuming the worst. She didn't say it was hers.

EDIT: Wait. Is Skaadi one of the females around here? I can never keep track of them... even though there are only a few.

 

[xombine]

Your penis doesn't fill up with piss to form a boner.

You don't get a boner when you have to piss? wtfomghax

 

[Skaadi]

You're assuming the worst. She didn't say it was hers.

EDIT: Wait. Is Skaadi one of the females around here? I can never keep track of them... even though there are only a few.

Yep.....

 

[Lucid]

*trips while backing away and falls off of a cliff, hitting his head on every rock and branch all the way down to the rocky bottom.*
x.x

 

[Skaadi]

My work here is done

 

[15357]

Threat neutralized.

 

[Ome_Vince]

You don't get a boner when you have to piss? wtfomghax

Ever tried to pee with a boner?
Stuff just goes everywhere like a garden hose.

 

[Skaadi]

Ever tried to pee with a boner?
Stuff just goes everywhere like a garden hose.

I really didnt need to know that :dozey:

 

[RoyaleWithCheese]

More unwanted info: Just sit and bend it down, that should make it work. And ignore the cold inside of the toilet for god's sake

 

[AndrewJ]

Ever tried to pee with a boner?
Stuff just goes everywhere like a garden hose.

If your aim on deathmatch is as bad as your aim in the morning, god help you.

 

[RoyaleWithCheese]

In close encounters a bit of spray now and then might work though

 

[AndrewJ]

In close encounters a bit of spray now and then might work though

true true.

 

[Unfocused]

Thread neutralized.

fixed.

 

[Dr. Freeman]

EDIT: Curse ye, Skaadi!

isn't it about time to do that giggity giggity thing you seem to do in the newbie section of this forum?

 

[mortiz]

Three pages on waking up with a boner...finally, some important discussion in this forum!

 

[Unfocused]

Three pages on waking up with a boner...finally, some important discussion in this forum!

You've just posted on the 7th page. Learn to type faster ;>

 

[Ennui]

/me dies laughing.

First, how in the HELL did a thread about waking up with a boner get to be seven pages and over 100 posts long?

Second, I'm amused that now we're teaching each other how to piss with one. Roooofl.

 

[Cormeh]

isn't it about time to do that giggity giggity thing you seem to do in the newbie section of this forum?

Oh.... I thought I did.....

Giggity Giggity Giggity Giggity Giggity Giggity Goo!

 

[Ravioli]

Some of them like it lol. Others go wtf and point and scream. Not that I know though. But wear jeans a lot cuz if you get a boner in shorts especially those soft gym kind, your screwed.

Agree! Sometimes i dont even have erection, but when i run and the wind pressure on my shirt, you can clearly see it (I dont have a huge though, but I have one of 17.5 Cm (above avarage)..thank you for your intresst). So when i play basketball etc and i jump etc, its quite a torture knowing that any second someone can put you on the spot.

And the worst fear ever:

Swiming! Ohh yeah..i remember...jesus, worst time of my life. We were swiming with my class, and all the chicks are so hot. At first i didnt have a erection but you know, the swim-shorts are kinda loose so you could clearly see, so i walked around with my back to everyone or with a towel, i was suprised that everyone ells didnt show a thing! Do i have the biggest one here?

And then comes the moment where you rise up of the water, and all the water comes down and makes your shorts stick to the skin real tight and you can almost see throught it...god damn it!!!

And ofcorse, my towel was allllllll the way across the floor on the bench, my dick was clearly visible and an erection was coming because of the weather...ya know, from hot to cold have its results...


You are glad that you have a big one, but wishes to have a slightly bigger, but once you have it, i promise you, you will wish you had a smaller sometimes

 

[Ennui]

I think maybe that's what we call too much information.

 

[Glirk Dient]

OMFG...

I honestly don't even pay attention if I wake up with one or not. Maybe sleeping in helps cause by the time I do get up and out of bed it's gone.

 

[Teta_Bonita]

this is why Jesus invented masturbation.

 

[Link]

Its obvious isn't it? Its a check to see if its working. If its not, you don't bother getting up, because theres no point to a day with a broken pen0r...

If you need to pee with a boner, do a handstand on the edge of the bowl. Make sure to keep your eyes closed and mouth shut, in case of sidewinds.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Hell yes.

 

[bvasgm]

 

[AntiAnto]

Yeah sometimes. What's entertaining though is making my way up to the bathroom subtly without being seen by my sisters.

 

[Homer]

You know what funny? When I was in boot camp I didn't wake up with a boner a single time. Thats 3 months without a single hardon.

They say they put estrogen or some crap into the food to prevent morning wood, but I think it was just a lack of energy.

 

[Beerdude26]

They say they put estrogen or some crap into the food to prevent morning wood, but I think it was just a lack of energy.

Why would they put female hormones in your food :|

 

[Raziaar]

Thats how we have gay soldiers.

 

[Yuri]

You know what funny? When I was in boot camp I didn't wake up with a boner a single time. Thats 3 months without a single hardon.

They say they put estrogen or some crap into the food to prevent morning wood, but I think it was just a lack of energy.

It was probably all the soldier buttsex. :upstare:

 

[Homer]

Soldier nothing, I'm a Marine.

And all that grabass crap is in the navy, those mother****ers do some freaky shit.

 

[Homer]

Why would they put female hormones in your food :|

Because you spend 24 hours a day in very close proximity with 70 other dudes. There isn't time for anyone to have a boner.


Of course, like I said, I believed it to be bullshit. I've read books about WW2 where recruits of the time talk about going months without a hardon and thats long before drugging the food was an option.

 

[Sulkdodds]

It would make sense in a combat situation though. Morning glory would be somewhat of a disadvantage if you had to get up and suddenly start running around dodging mortar fire.