Do you wake up with a boner?

Thats what all of those cold showers are for in the army.
 
Army nothing. I'm a Marine goddamnit!

I know I already went over this.
 
Sulkdodds said:
It would make sense in a combat situation though. Morning glory would be somewhat of a disadvantage if you had to get up and suddenly start running around dodging mortar fire.
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You make it seem as if your penis makes up for 90% of the surface of your body lol :p

Although you may poke someone in the eye with it :|
 
If your penis took of 90% of your body surface, you wouldn't be able to poke someone in the eye with it. You would be able to club them in the head, though, which may be even more enjoyable.
 
I have a boner 24/7. Literally. It's also a foot long.

Girls love me :p
 
JNightshade said:
I think you're confusing inches with centimeters again, Llama. :D

-bvasgm
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omfg you really had me there for a moment :O
 
Llama said:
I have a boner 24/7. Literally. It's also a foot long.

Girls love me :p
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Fibula stuffage does not count.

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Oh god. It looks almost like it too! :X
 
Why does everyone doubt my huge manhood?

Im not slung like a horse, horses are slung like me

:p
 
Llama said:
Why does everyone doubt my huge manhood?

Im not slung like a horse, horses are slung like me

:p
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Slung? Isn't it hung? A penis is not a grappling hook, man.
 
Beerdude26 said:
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Hahahahahahahaha
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:laugh::laugh:
That made my day :E

Raziaar, im fairly sure its slung, because if it was hung it would hang from the chin in some other place :p
 
Llama said:
:laugh::laugh:
That made my day :E

Raziaar, im fairly sure its slung, because if it was hung it would hang from the chin in some other place :p
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Hehehe... Right from wikipedia.

A male who is hung has large genitals.
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Hes also dead :p

Definitions of slung in Dictionary . com
  1. To place or carry in a sling.
  2. To hang loosely or freely; let swing.
lol, if sling = underwear then its a decent defintion
 
Llama said:
Hes also dead :p

Definitions of slung in Dictionary . com
  1. To place or carry in a sling.
  2. To hang loosely or freely; let swing.
lol, if sling = underwear then its a decent defintion
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Aha, but it doesn't say "to carry in a wheelbarrow" anywhere, so you'll just have to use hung :p
 
meh, no difference, you still enjoyed last night didnt you? :P
 
Llama said:
meh, no difference, you still enjoyed last night didnt you? :P
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How did you know my gf was here yesterday D:

*closes curtains*
 
The average size of penises for internet users is 13.7 inches according to any online poll.
 
The actual average size is 6-8 inches. Race with the largest wang, Cacausion.

*info is based off my friend
 
No, no no no... the average is (believe it or not) 3-5 inches, native americans being the hungest.
 
Most scientific studies (not letting the men measure themselves) suggest varying numbers in the 5½-6" range as being the average. Different ethnicities' averages tend to be nearly identical... varying, at most, by about half an inch. Also, about 85% of women prefer the 6-7" range... about 10% prefer 7-8"... and the last 5% of them are divided between larger than 8" and smaller than average.
 
Those results are also measured when...*cough* standing tall.

-Angry Lawyer
 
The Lawyer and the CyberMan are correct (at least regarding average size- I don't know how ethnicity plays into it, except on very broad terms). And I'd post a picture of my massive trousertruncheon to brag, but I'd like to stay unbant.
:D
 
I've never had any complaints about the guy living downstairs, and I'm in Cybrman's 85% window. The life of an average. What fun.

-Angry Lawyer
 
I have two nicknames at my Sqn, Anti Tank and Big Boy :).
 
Pfft, you're just trying to pretend your genitals come CLOSE to the awesomely prestigous size of mine
 
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