Dont drink turpentine

[Ridic]

Just a suggestion


dont ****ing do it

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

Il do what I want b!tch :naughty: :smoking:

 

[Bad^Hat]

Ah, time for some 'spring cleaning' again, eh Ridic?

 

[Loshadka]

Heh, I once drank Toilet Ducky(cleaning susbtance for WC). I took a few gulps because it was it in a Sprite bottle, so I thought it's Sprite.

Nothing serious happened, just threw up all of it.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

i ate a bowl of cat food once :cheers:

 

[fizzlephox]

I drank a Dr. Pepper once. It was fairly warm and the taste was quite discomforting.

 

[nw909]

I ate at arby's once, I threw up 17 times that night and have to take these pills now 7 times a day.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

I ate at arby's once, I threw up 17 times that night and have to take these pills now 7 times a day.

I ate once

 

[The DemonWithin]

I have a liver

 

[Shuzer]

I ate at arby's once, I threw up 17 times that night and have to take these pills now 7 times a day.

erm.. lol, Arby's has the highest quality fast food out of all the chains out there.. explain your hate for it!

 

[Computer5k]

I ate spam once. spam spam spammity spam.

 

[Loshadka]

nw909, how much did you eat or what kind of feces you ate that is made you throw up 17 time?!?! I don't even throw up so much from heroin.

 

[GhostValkyrie]

I like food.

 

[Dr. Freeman]

Just a suggestion


dont ****ing do it

what happens if u do? :upstare:

 

[Loshadka]

Holy Jesus, Ghost, you are not admin anymore!!! How they dare!?!?

 

[fizzlephox]

I invented a plot to eat an apple once. I snuck up behind it and poured arsenic all on it to kill it. Then when it was incapacitated with death spasms I ate it. Actually that was only about a minute ago... I don't feel so good.

 

[Dr. Freeman]

I drank a Dr. Pepper once. It was fairly warm and the taste was quite discomforting.

do i smell a law suit?

"im sueing u for selling warm pop!!!"

 

[gh0st]

but if you dont, you wont get piss drunk!!!!1111

 

[nw909]

erm.. lol, Arby's has the highest quality fast food out of all the chains out there.. explain your hate for it!

I dunno, never liked that stuff.

 

[GhostValkyrie]

dont ****ing do it

Why the hell not!?

 

[Brian Damage]

I drink only milk, Milo, juice, and Passionfruit fizz.

 

[qckbeam]

I only drink water, and occasionally a Dr. Pepper

Drinking turpentine probably isn't a very smart move, although it was once used as medicine for the treatment of intestinal worms. So, there you go.

 

[Shuzer]

I only drink water, and occasionally a Dr. Pepper

Drinking turpentine probably isn't a very smart move, although it was once used as medicine for the treatment of intestinal worms. So, there you go.

I'll remember that if I get intestinal worms -- if the result ends up as me being sicker than I was beforehand, you can expect a lawsuit!

On a side note, never drink off-brand Mountain Dew.. never

 

[Letters]

As a child, I saw someone drink a Mountain Dew and then puke it straight up. I haven't been able to look at a Mountain Dew without laughing since.

 

[Fender357]

erm.. lol, Arby's has the highest quality fast food out of all the chains out there.. explain your hate for it!

In and Out has the highest quality. I hate Arby's.........their cheese sucks rotting balls.

 

[waedoe]

i like prune juice, makes my nipples hard

 

[qckbeam]

I'll remember that if I get intestinal worms -- if the result ends up as me being sicker than I was beforehand, you can expect a lawsuit!

never

bring it on!

 

[LittleB]

terpentine sounds nasty... stuff like that just stings if you get it on your skin..

speaking of which you ever have to clean up gasoline with rags? i tried wearing latex gloves, and the gasoline literally melted the gloves to pieces. now aint that some shit?

 

[Maxi]

Yeah, gasoline is very corrosive...

 

[ComradeBadger]

I drank shampoo once, under the influence of alcohol.

I went blind for a few minutes.

Was scary ;(

 

[Maxi]

I drank 3 liters of water once.... Damn i peed alot.

 

[MrMethane]

So... Anyone try yellow snow? I hear its tangy.

Probably goes down smooth with a little turpentine

 

[Maxi]

Or Methane?

 

[jimbones]

i drank ethanol once.. can't remember what happened afterwards..

 

[Frank]

Lincoln, Lincoln
We've been thinking
What the hell have you been drinking?
Is it water?
Is it gin?
Oh my God, it's turpentine!

 

[Bad^Hat]

Lincoln, Lincoln
We've been thinking
What the hell have you been drinking?
Is it water?
Is it gin?
Oh my God, it's turpentine!

That doesn't rhyme.

Our old neighbours once convinced me to eat a dog-biscuit. I still remember the taste, like processed cardboard, crunchy, and hard - like biting into a phonebook.

 

[Frank]

That doesn't rhyme.

That depends on where you're from...

 

[Shuzer]

no, no.. it's..

Lincoln, Lincoln
What'cha thinkin'?
Lincoln, Lincoln
What'cha drinkin'?
Is it water?
Is it wine?
O TEH NOS IT'S TURPENTINE!

 

[Sulkdodds]

Where the hell did that come from?
Strangest thing I've eaten...probably a dead beetle. No, I didn't mean to. Although my friend has eaten a bible. For the record, he says he's sorry, God.

 

[Brian Damage]

Wow, way to become one with your religion...