Dont you hate it..

[Shift]

when people nearby caugh without covering their mouth. Either in the lifts here or on the busses ive encountered it and now Ive gonna and caught a caugh and my throat has been ****ed for two days and I have a gig on friday. Some right scumbags in this city I swear to god.

/rantover

 

[Tagaziel]

I hate YOU.

 

[Shift]

I dont CARE.

 

[Solaris]

Oh, you live in manhester too.

I quite like the place actually, people seem decent enough.

 

[kirovman]

I hate it when people wipe their penis on elevator buttons. Particularly when they do it blatently in front of 20 people.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

What is wrong with halflife2.net, are we going to accept 'caugh'? I'm certainly not...I'm going to cough back in your face in grammatical horror.

 

[Krynn72]

Ive gonna and caught a caugh too.

 

[xcellerate]

wtf is a caugh?

 

[Krynn72]

*caugh*cough*caugh*

 

[[Matt]]

I don't cover my hands when i cough as its the most unhygienic thing you can do when you have a cold or flu believe it or not. When you cough or sneeze into your hands whilst infected you place massive amounts of infected fluid onto the palm of your hands so that anything you touch with your fingers will also be infected. When the next person comes to use whatever object you've touched they will more than likely pick up the cold or flu virus too. Just think how many things your hand touches in a day and you start to get the picture of why its more hygenic to turn away and cough/sneeze...



/thread?

 

[Que-Ever]

Damn germaphobes, gtfover it. I sneeze on the floor. You gonna whine at me? I'm not spreading germs unless you lick the floor. Floorlicker.

 

[Krynn72]

I spit on the floor. Im not spreading germs unless you lick it afterwards.


Lol, while typing this I just sneezed on the floor.

 

[Krynn72]

Stupid internet.

 

[Shift]

So what I spelt it wrong, I never realised this was a spelling competition, as long as you know what I mean then who gives a ****. My throat is ****ing killing me and im just pissed off.

 

[Que-Ever]

Nobody actually cares that you made a typo, we're all just joking around. You, on the other hand...

 

[xcellerate]

So what I spelt it wrong, I never realised this was a spelling competition

and you've been on the internet for how long? It's ALWAYS a spelting competition.

 

[L3N!N]

when people nearby caugh without covering their mouth. Either in the lifts here or on the busses ive encountered it and now Ive gonna and caught a caugh and my throat has been ****ed for two days and I have a gig on friday. Some right scumbags in this city I swear to god.

/rantover

At least you build immunities..which is exactly why all parents should encourage their kids to eat dirt from the backyard.

There were so many asthmatic kids I knew back in teh day because their houses were pristine. =/

 

[Crash]

I thought cough was really spelled 'koff'......

At least you build immunities..which is exactly why all parents should encourage their kids to eat dirt from the backyard.

There were so many asthmatic kids I knew back in teh day because their houses were pristine. =/

True dat...

 

[French Ninja]

What the hell is a lift?

 

[Krynn72]

One of these:

Apparently they're used a lot in the UK because they all have weak arms.

 

[Solaris]

LAwlers

A lift is an elevator stupid yanks.

Only joiking love you

 

[Pesmerga]

Krynn's avatar reminds me weirdly of Pennywise the killer clown (It). Except Nicolas Cage as the clown, and the eagle as the red hair.

 

[Naudian]

Krynn is on a roll. I lol'd like three times at this thread because of him.

Also, CAUGH INTO YOUR ARM:

 

[Sulkdodds]

How about use a goddamn tissue.

Hankerchief.

Whautever.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I usually unzip my pants and cough politely into them, quickly zipping them back up to contain the threat.

 

[Shift]

Just you lot wait, as soon as you spell something wrong I will be there to mock you! And this thread still beats 90% of the threads on this section of the forums nowadays

 

[Que-Ever]

I want to pour pepper on your body and sneeze all over you.

 

[Solaris]

Some girl coughed in my face in the shop today. Like, I could feel the air blow against me as she coughed.

I felt like beating her to death.

 

[Link]

But then she wouldn't sleep with you. Oh, wait.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Dunno if you'd want to sleep with Coffin Henrietta anyway.

 

[VirusType2]

Dunno if you'd want to sleep with Coffin Henrietta anyway.

who is Caughin Henrietta? Some porn star hooker with extra strength AIDS?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

She'll put you six feet deep!








By that I mean her pussy.

 

[Skaadi]

I want to pour pepper on your body and sneeze all over you.

Hello Darling.

 

[highlander]

I spit, sneeze on the ground.