Dumbest Show of all time? "Animal Face off"

[Deadline]

Hey guys, Good to be back.

Anyhow, there is this show in the Discovery channel called Animal Face off. If you have never seen it, you are in luck. They basically take two animals and their stats like weight, height, bite strength and then make virtual models of each animal. Then they make them "fight" if you could even say that (seeing that they can make whichever animal they want win).

Anyhow, last night it was Wolf vs. Cougar... Cougar won of course, which I kinda guessed would happen, but Wolves are definatly cooler.

I think they should just take two live animals and throw them in a cage and have them fight. That would truly be an Animal Face Off

 

[Brian Damage]

And there was me, thinking that the Discovery Channel was supposed to be the domain of intelligent stuff...

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

and there was me thinking that they were actually having real cock (Yes...The bird) fights and stuff.

 

[Sui]

and there was me thinking that i had left the oven on... hey wait, i dont have an oven...:S

anyhow, they should plug the animals into a matrix type computer system and make them fight to the *virtual* death.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

But who needs animals fighting in the Matrix when we have CS, eh Comrades?

 

[mrchimp]

ahahahahahahahaha

 

[Computer5k]

Who needs CS when we have flying shark vs. flying crocodile on [as].

 

[NSPIRE]

I think they should just take two live animals and throw them in a cage and have them fight. That would truly be an Animal Face Off

I thought that this is what they did... savage, but waaaaaaay better .

 

[famas_man]

This all reminds me of a dream I used to have as a kid. I was being chased in a circle by a lioness, and every so often I'd turn around and beat the lioness with a stick, then kick it in the ribs. When I thought it was dead I'd run again but it would just get back up and chase me more.

ahem... yeah

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

This all reminds me of a dream I used to have as a kid. I was being chased in a circle by a lioness, and every so often I'd turn around and beat the lioness with a stick, then kick it in the ribs. When I thought it was dead I'd run again but it would just get back up and chase me more.

ahem... yeah

lol..........

 

[Hot Soup]

I think they should just take two live animals and throw them in a cage and have them fight. That would truly be an Animal Face Off

it's also hideously illegal

 

[Revisedsoul]

it's also hideously illegal

all you have to do is pay off the right rebulican, or liberal in my country and it will become legal very quickly

 

[qckbeam]

Who needs CS when we have flying shark vs. flying crocodile on [as].

oh dear god for some reason that thing always cracks me up

 

[MrWhite]

Eh you're leaving out part of the show. THey build biomechanical parts of the animal with realistic attributes and test them to get the data...

its interesting... but i wouldnt watch it more than once

 

[gh0st]

unfortunatly the best part of the show was where they put the watermelon in the tigers mouth. awesome.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

They put...a watermelon...in the tigers mouth?

Why?

 

[Lil' Timmy]

it's fairly typical discovery channel fluff. they have some good shows, but they need the natural disaster/shark week sensationalism stuff to sell the advertisers. i think it's pretty funny personally. they should do weird match-ups like a hedgehog vs a fruit bat.. bison vs baboon.. squirrel vs a blue whale.. the list goes on and on.

 

[Murray_H]

squirrel vs a blue whale.. the list goes on and on.

Squirrel jumps into blow hole of whale, whale = pwned!

All hail the mighty squirrel!

 

[Lil' Timmy]

Squirrel jumps into blow hole of whale, whale = pwned!

that's why they should do it! i want to see a full-scale mechanical blue whale made of steel!

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Yeah that would be cool.

I wodner if at holloween they would do something like "Fantasy Animal Face off"?

For example...Zombie(I know its not exactly an animal) versus Werewolf

Or better yet....Headcrab versus Sci....Uh, Pumpkin Face

 

[Lil' Timmy]

I wodner if at holloween they would do something like "Fantasy Animal Face off"?

unicorn vs pixie?

 

[burnzie]

i preffer the show "fast animals, ...slow children"

(its a family guy ref if u dunno what im on about)

 

[MrWhite]

They put...a watermelon...in the tigers mouth?

Why?

To show you how powerful the jaws of the real lion/tiger (they did it with both) were with the mechanical one

tore the shit out of it too

 

[Voodoo_Chile]

That Mexican Lizard which eats all the goats vs A Warthog

Or a leprachaun vs Andre the Giant (I personally believe the leprachaun would win,he'd run circles around the big guy and whomp him on the head with his pot o' gold.Also he can quickly escape on a rainbow)

 

[famas_man]

The best one I heard yet was the one with tthe headcrab... although the leprachaun one was good too.... BRILLIANT IDEA! headcrab vs leprachaun.

Just imagine if the headcrab won... there would be a leprachaun zombie.

 

[Voodoo_Chile]

Oh man would someone with a copy of photoshop work up a Leprachaun-Zombie,blood stained 4 leaf clover,ripping green suit,exhaleing alcohol fumes.

I keep imagineing the Simpsons episode with the Leprachaun,Pierce Brosnan and Prince Abomination (Barts failed spell)Possible one of the better new episodes.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Whats that Mexican lizard that eats goats called?

Elcupacabra sir

Yeah thats it. Hey Griff, what about Elchupathingy?

Gotta love that red versus blue.

 

[Voodoo_Chile]

"I like it,its got a ring to it"

I think there's a RvB qoute for every occasion.

"Well Buenos Dias C**kbites,Guess who's back"

 

[Deadline]

With the whole flying shark vs. flying crock who won anyhow?

 

[Computer5k]

With the whole flying shark vs. flying crock who won anyhow?

I watched the fight but didnt see who won but i heard from someone it was the shark.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I hadnt even heard about it until this thread....

 

[Brian Damage]

Whats that Mexican lizard that eats goats called?

Elcupacabra sir

Yeah thats it. Hey Griff, what about Elchupathingy?

Gotta love that red versus blue.

El Chupacabras... The Goatsucker.

Changes colour, long claws, has the ability to place anyone who stares at it in a sort of nauseating trance, supposedly kills pets and livestock. Looks like a lizardy version of one of those Grays.

 

[Voodoo_Chile]

Sounds like a Pop Group

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I dont even want to say what the Goatsucker sounds like.

 

[Brian Damage]

You practically just did...

Ewwwwww.