Earth to be hit by asteroid in 2029?

[Darkwolf]

The Tsar Bomba was one huge bomb, and apparently had they used a different firing mechanism it would of been twice the power.

Either way, we wouldn't have to actually destroy the asteroid in question. At most we would have to roll a glancing blow against its armour then we can stun the crew and knock it off course. Er, sorry too much 40k. What I meant was, all we need to do is detonate a few nukes next to it, so as it is diverted away from its current course.

Of course it would suck if we screwed up the calculations and we diverted it straight into Earth.

 

[CyberPitz]

The Tsar Bomba was one huge bomb, and apparently had they used a different firing mechanism it would of been twice the power.

Either way, we wouldn't have to actually destroy the asteroid in question. At most we would have to roll a glancing blow against its armour then we can stun the crew and knock it off course. Er, sorry too much 40k. What I meant was, all we need to do is detonate a few nukes next to it, so as it is diverted away from its current course.

Of course it would suck if we screwed up the calculations and we diverted it straight into Earth.

Are we even sure nukes DO anything in space?

 

[ríomhaire]

Don't worry; MECHA-BREEN will save us!

 

[Remus]

Are we even sure nukes DO anything in space?

OK take the next shuttle in space, go on EVA and I'll detonate a nuke next to you. how does that sound?

Edit: LOL Mecha-Breen

 

[jverne]

Yes but thank god, 90% of all statistics is bullshit.

tell that to my statistics professor, whose test i'm having next monday!

 

[AKIRA]

guys guys guys...all we hafta do is call this man to save us:

 

[<RJMC>]

Don't worry; MECHA-BREEN will save us!

 

[MiccyNarc]

^^ I love you. Can I have your babies?

 

[ríomhaire]

^^ I love you. Can I have your babies?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Kill it!

 

[Remus]

D: D: D:

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Remus wins this thread.

 

[Jerry_111]

Wanna know a boring way to deflect the asteroid? Land a bunch of probes on them designed to push the asteroid out of the way.

 

[Stigmata]

 

[ríomhaire]

Remus wins this thread.

Seconded, with a side of bacons.

Edit:
I propose that Stigmata loses this thread.

 

[Remus]

LOL Stigmata you found the same asteroid photo

 

[Stigmata]

Seconded, with a side of bacons.

Edit:
I propose that Stigmata loses this thread.

ಠ_ಠ

LOL Stigmata you found the same asteroid photo

!

 

[Que-Ever]

Remus and RJMC are a combination of win and clitoris rubbing.

Anyway, just shoot the asteroid with a microwave.

 

[<RJMC>]

must defend my copyrights

and I will use the kitten army under the comand of ben stiller

ATTACK

 

[Que-Ever]

Posted 3:28

I was lolling until 3:35

 

[highlander]

oh my god, i cant stop laughing RJMC wins this thread.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

RJMC is a god.

Also.......I have a plan.

Rape the rock.

 

[highlander]

Wait, are you firing off the fox news satellite?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I'm raping it. And the asteroid.

At the same time.

 

[Krynn72]

 

[highlander]

We are saved! But RJMC Verses earth battle must go on!

 

[Javert]

300 meters versus roughly 12,000 kilometers....

I think our chances of survival are pretty good.

Edit: If it does hit earth, theres a good chance it'll land in water.

Haven't you ever seen the movies? It'll still kill us. ;(

 

[Remus]

*Dexter voice*: Nooooooo!!! My beautiful satellite, it is ruined!

Meanwhile...

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Oh dear Christ yes. Win.

 

[Baal]

Imagine something that big hitting the Earth....

:O

 

[highlander]

Yeah. we'd be banana f*cked.

 

[Baal]

I mean...it'd be like, the explosion alone would just kill everything on Earth I think.

Scary

 

[Steven]

 

[Qonfused]

Thread over.

 

[CyberPitz]

What...what did I create?!

 

[Azner]

We Could Always Divide it by Zero

 

[CyberPitz]

We Could Always Divide it by Zero

Asteroids are immune to that, didn't you watch Armageddon 2: Devide by Zero!?

 

[Que-Ever]

We could multiply it by like, 10^100, then it's just be a ton of teensy weensy asteroids that burn up on contact with the atmosphere.

 

[15357]

Or a googol asteroids coming at us.

 

[CyberPitz]

We could multiply it by like, 10^100, then it's just be a ton of teensy weensy asteroids that burn up on contact with the atmosphere.

With our luck, we'd still die...an asteroid would come from the other direction and hit us then