elChi has forum problems!

[CyberSh33p]

he can't post, make new threads, or PM, or anything. if he tries he gets apparently a white nothingness.

so after PMing him, mocking him cause he can't respond, can anyone try to help him? any ideas?

 

[Ikerous]

Lol, look up
Thers an announcment

Announcements are helpful
people should ream em

 

[Dedalus]

ahem...

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/announcement.php?f=8

 

[Zerimski]

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/announcement.php?f=8

 

[blahblahblah]

Probably his firewall. Tell him to temporary disable it and see if the problem goes away.

 

[CyberSh33p]

elChi: Except please point out that on friday I COULD post and PM, but not new threads
elChi: ALSO that I tried a new account but that did bugger all

 

[Zerimski]

Read the annoucement. It's because of something we implemented to stop the spoiler threads/PMs.

 

[Ikerous]

elChi: Except please point out that on friday I COULD post and PM, but not new threads
elChi: ALSO that I tried a new account but that did bugger all

Did you just ignore our responses...
or what...

 

[CyberSh33p]

he is reading them, I added what he asked

 

[el Chi]

Ok - so the firewall's disabled, let's see waht happens. Pfft :hmph:

Hmmm, it would appear that that little thang worked out fine. On the other hand I'm somewhat apprehensive about the fact that my parents' PC has its firewall turned off. I mean, I'm back off to uni tomorrow so they can't beat me with sticks straight away if it gets f*cked...

Thanks go to the folks who posted the same link with similarly sarcastic comments (leave me alone - I didn't read it cause I'm drunk. Well, ish.) But mostly (yess, said in a Newt stylee) thanks to Sheepy. Mostly.

 

[blahblahblah]

Ok - so the firewall's disabled, let's see waht happens. Pfft :hmph:

excellent. What's the name of your firewall?

 

[CyberSh33p]

qcuik hax0r him1

 

[el Chi]

excellent. What's the name of your firewall?

Jim.
What?Oh sorry - I meant to say Norton. Yes that's what I really meant - Jim Norton.

 

[blahblahblah]

Jim.
What?Oh sorry - I meant to say Norton. Yes that's what I really meant - Jim Norton.

Chris_D posted instructions on how to fix the problem here for that specific firewall.

 

[Ikerous]

I dont see why people use firewalls
They do far more harm than good.
I guess people are paranoid

 

[blahblahblah]

I dont see why people use firewalls
They do far more harm than good.
I guess people are paranoid

People use firewalls for many reason
They stop hackers and trojans alike
I guess people are smart

 

[el Chi]

I dont see why people use firewalls
They do far more harm than good.
I guess people are paranoid

Well, the problem is more that it's my parents' PC not mine (mine hasn't had a connection in a long time) and God knows I've used it and clogged it up a bit much. And my parents are paranoid; more me mam than my dad, but whatever.

 

[mchammer75040]

I dont see why people use firewalls
They do far more harm than good.
I guess people are paranoid

Dude your poems kick ass...

 

[CyberSh33p]

Dude your poems kick ass...

I hope to lord you were being facetious

 

[Ikerous]

People use firewalls for many reason
They stop hackers and trojans alike
I guess people are smart

If you're dumb enough to get a trojan
Or be hacked, then you're not smart
Just use common sense
I promise, you wont get hacked
And if you do; fix it
Life is better without a firewall
Unless you dont know what you're doing

 

[el Chi]

If you're dumb enough to get a trojan
Or be hacked, then you're not smart
Just use common sense
I promise, you wont get hacked
And if you do; fix it
Life is better without a firewall
Unless you dont know what you're doing

I don't mean to be rude but if you feel you have a talent at poetry, you're teating it in places other than internet forums, right?

There ought
To
Be more reason
To the structure
Of
Your work.
Whimsy
Will only carry you so far.

 

[Ikerous]

My posts are not poems...
Why on earth do people
Keep saying they are...
They dont rhyme at all
Poems should always rhyme.
Cept for those haiku things
But they have vowel combos
This is just how i post
I'd never try to write poetry
Itd be very, very bad.
I also like to add bunnies
:imu: :imu:

 

[CyberSh33p]

why must you type so?
it has no form or function
it just upsets us

 

[el Chi]

My posts are not poems...
Why on earth do people
Keep saying they are...
They dont rhyme at all
Poems should always rhyme.
Cept for those haiku things
But they have vowel combos
This is just how i post
I'd never try to write poetry
Itd be very, very bad.

Poetry needn't rhyme,

Unless you obey the rules of​

Days gone by​

Poetry is an expressive medium.

If one feels to need structure​

One adds it.​

Rhyme does not
Equal

Structure​

Embrace modern poetry.

Embrace freedom of art.​

Embrace yourself.​

 

[Ikerous]

Perhaps you shouldnt be
So easily upset then.
Why do people post
in whole sentences?
Its just what they prefer
I prefer this.

Do you find it hard to read?
Or is it just not pretty?

And if it upsets you..
Why would you do it too :-/

At least add fluffy bunnies
Or perhaps a froggy

Edit:
Lol, at least i dont do that
If i posted like el chi
Thatd be annoying

I realize poetry need not rhyme
Its just makes it neat to read

 

[Letters]

It's like those people on AIM who feel the need to stretch whatever they have to say over multiple messages... that's annoying...

So, Ikerous, are you one of those people? And did it just become so much of a habit that you do it on forums as well?

 

[CyberSh33p]

it makes me think that
the malcolm in the middle
guy is really you

 

[Letters]

it makes me think that
the malcolm in the middle
guy is really you

Haha, yeah, that's how it makes me read it in my mind... :rolling:

 

[Ikerous]

It's like those people on AIM who feel the need to stretch whatever they have to say over multiple messages... that's annoying...

So, Ikerous, are you one of those people? And did it just become so much of a habit that you do it on forums as well?

Actually yea, thats why i started
When im arguing over aim
I type in lines like this
So i can get my points in quickly
And the first time i posted like this
I was arguing with a friend about drugs
(They're good; he said bad)
It just kinda went over to here
I liked it. So i kept doing it.

That kid in malcom in the middle
Is really freaky. Just breathe >_>
Thatd really bother me... Oh...
This is so different >_> <_<

:bounce:

 

[Death.Trap]

Well we know he has problems, sheesh. My sig is all the proof of that that anyone needs.




PS-If he has norton internet security he needs to visit


http://service1.symantec.com/SUPPOR...6bc7005c3bc6/b9b47ad7eddd343b88256c6b006a85a8


same thing happened to me =)

 

[el Chi]

Lol, at least i dont do that
If i posted like el chi
Thatd be annoying

I realize poetry need not rhyme
Its just makes it neat to read

There's no "lol" about it.​

If only there were.
You see, modern poetry
Is EMPTY
Bleakness is our doctrine

And Letters' many avatars
Are our bleak godesses.​

Leave us unfulfilled

as we have been​

and​

Forever more.

 

[Ikerous]

Lol, you should post like that
From now on in all your posts
I'm sure people would enjoy it
Looks like too much work to me
You definitely should though.

 

[CyberSh33p]

I sense a new wave
a new wave of culture here
sophistication

 

[el Chi]

Lol, you should post like that
From now on in all your posts
I'm sure people would enjoy it
Looks like too much work to me
You definitely should though.

To be honest

I can't be bothered
I can't be arsed​

Can any of us,

Really?​

Honestly though
As much as I am an English student

As much as I want to write​

As much as I have the beauty of poetry in my​

VEINS​

To be honest
F*ck making posts like this bollocks
Every time I have a rubbish point to

Raise​

.

 

[CyberSh33p]

To be honest

I can't be bothered
I can't be arsed​

Can any of us,

Really?​

Honestly though
As much as I am an English student

As much as I want to write​

As much as I have the beauty of poetry in my​

VEINS​

To be honest
F*ck making posts like this bollocks
Every time I have a rubbish point to

Raise​

.

so ends the glory
it was good while it lasted
HAIKU NEVER DIES

 

[Letters]

What the **** is this?
A poety contest now?!
You all make me sick.

;(

 

[Dedalus]

el Chi, that's actually an ingenious format for writing poetry.

you can read the words traditionally from write to left, or you can take each column and read them seperately. i suppose if you spent long enough on a poem, you could make a single huge poem based on that format, and there would also be three mini-poems within the large one. very interesting...

 

[Bad^Hat]

Let's see you do that with alternating caps.

 

[CyberSh33p]

Let's see you do that with alternating caps.

I lol'd, my good man.

 

[el Chi]

<Enters Pretentious English Student Tw*t Mode - like I hadn't done it already, now I'm ramping this baby to the top>
Just wanted to go through a few
Points here

My lovelies​

so ends the glory
it was good while it lasted
HAIKU NEVER DIES

English

Japanese​

The many different kinds​

Of the many single art.

Poetry​

Has no full-stop.

But I do.​

And I can't be bothered with this any more;
No-one may fulfill my need to prolong this

AGONY​

Of posting

Any longer.​

Dedalus is wrong​

For once,​

This format is shite.​

Pretentious is not​

Has never​

Nor will it ever​

BE
COOL​

I didn't think so.​

I must be done.
We must all be.