Emoticons

[dream431ca]

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where means a smile and is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by and :-( respectively. Well, how about some "ass-cons"? Here goes:


(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_._) a flat ass

(_^_) a bubble ass

(_*_) a sore ass

(_!__) a lop-sided ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_O_) an ass that's been around even more

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_o^o_) a wise ass

(_13_) an unlucky ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

 

[xLostx]

good to know you focus on the ass

 

[SimonomiS]

( . Y . )

:|

 

[MarcoPollo]

8=====D (_O_) oh noes! Hey, these are useful /sarcasm

 

[JellyWorld]

I smell a lock.

 

[15357]

/me is disgusted and has nothing to say whatsoever and leaves.

 

[G-Dub]

Worst. Thread. Evar.

 

[jondy]

Your location tag really isn't taking the piss, huh

 

[Burn]

/me is hardly impressed, so desides to stab you.

[]xxxx[]::::::>

 

[ríomhaire]

(_)you(_)

 

[Crushenator 500]

I smell a lock.

/me takes a sniff