Ever been arrested?

Requesting guidance

Hello

At which page of this thread can I find the story that was promised to us in the first post?

Thanks in advance!!!
 
yes your justice system is stupid. the cop wouldnt even have bothered for half a gram in canada; there's no way that would make it into court and the cop would be a laughing stock for attempting to do so
 
lol you fool like it's the cop decision if this go to court or not.
 
dur it's not like the judge presses charges or arrested him


also I smoked a big fat doobie with a police officer friend of mine not too long ago. also a guy who works for Correctional services ..hey I've also done coke with politicians lawyers and high rollers ..obviously Ennui is much more of a criminal than lawyers and politicians ..or maybe our country isnt as ****ing prudishly crazy about drugs as the US is
 
Stern's posts summed up: Move to Canada. All the cool people. We'll take care of your substance needs (and keep you alive if they don't work out!).
 
yes your justice system is stupid. the cop wouldnt even have bothered for half a gram in canada; there's no way that would make it into court and the cop would be a laughing stock for attempting to do so

This.

I love Canada.
 
You should try a real country some time.
 
dude was that also you in the news who got clocked doing over a ton between Newton and Teignmouth?

Nooo, the police round here are speed nazis. Idiotic to do those speeds on the A38. On the major roads I stick to 95 and keep my eyes open...there are plenty enough deserted roads in Devon to go as fast as you like, no need to risk it on the dual carriageways etc.

btw, when are the devon road wars on tv? they still all seem to be the london ones on sky 1...

I don't have Sky, but I think it's on Tuesday nights at 9. You can catch the ones already aired on youtube though.
 
Sorry to hear about your escapade Ennui, myself I was a little tear away when I was a little 1 and got into trouble a bit but aint been back in bracelets for about 15 years now, so im hoping my luck continues.
 
I don't have Sky, but I think it's on Tuesday nights at 9. You can catch the ones already aired on youtube though.

Right-o, will watch out for your criminal activities. :)
(on-screen and on the roads)
 
How much weed would you have to carry with you for things to get ugly for you?

You got of lightly. If I ran from the cops here and had even a little amount of weed on me, I'd probably be in a lot of trouble.

Always carry a bible.

What are you trying to say?
 
It's so you can beat the satan out of those cops and make them see the error of their ways.
 
/waits for in-depth story.

I love how the one who didn't run was free. But, running is more manly. >: |
 
so far i have been stoped and searched 4 times in the last 2 years.

Last time was in Harrow Shopping centre few weeks ago with my friends. over 8 POs stoped us from all directions..... on the ground on the ground on the ground. We thought "oh shit we are ****ed", reason My friend had a knife under his left foot and my other friend got a gun (real ****ing gun) in his car.

Lucky us, it was stop and search operation.
We played it cool, and everything went OK......

-Peace brothers and **** the Police. :)
 
so far i have been stoped and searched 4 times in the last 2 years.

Last time was in Harrow Shopping centre few weeks ago with my friends. over 8 POs stoped us from all directions..... on the ground on the ground on the ground. We thought "oh shit we are ****ed", reason My friend had a knife under his left foot and my other friend got a gun (real ****ing gun) in his car.

Lucky us, it was stop and search operation.
We played it cool, and everything went OK......

-Peace brothers and **** the Police. :)

Hey, I grew up in Harrow. Sounds like I chose a good time to get out. :LOL:
 
Nah, but I had my name and details taken down for throwing rocks at a sign one time. We were so easily amused back then...
 
I got arrested in town once for tackling a shoplifter on the street whilst he was being chased by security and one policeman.

I saw him running my way and saw the security running behind him shouting for people to move out the way, for him to stop and get down etc.

I dont know why I did it. I stepped to his left, and as he got within about 5 metres I dropped my bags, dropped my right shoulder and slammed into the left side of him, picked him up and dumped him, with me crashing down on him. Got quite a nice gash down the right side of my arm, and some scraped knuckles.

The cop dragged me off him, somehow hauled me to my feet (im pretty heavy these days) and pushed me face first against a wall. He handcuffed me and pinned me, yapping into his radio.

A crowd grew around us and people were shouting for me to be let go as they'd seen what I had done.

I was basically arrested for like 5 minutes on, and I quote, 'suspicion of being involved', when I really just stopped him and helped security.

The cop was extremely apologetic to me, and I recieved no record. Just a load of pats on the back and hand shakes. It felt good.
 
A week ago a cop caught me smoking a joint outside my building, and told me to "just go somewhere else if I do that." Decriminalization? Hell yes :farmer:

Anyway, I've never actually been arrested. Lord knows I've been close, though.
 
I think I'm going to wait to post it until after I've gone to trial, or at least spoken with my lawyer :p
 
i was shot and killed after robbing a bank. I left the bank and saw about 6 cruisers outside so I ran inside and went out the back. I sprinted into the woods and was actually getting away until the woods basically ended and the squad cars surrounded me. I pulled out my 9 but I got hit 67 times.
 
i was shot and killed after robbing a bank. I left the bank and saw about 6 cruisers outside so I ran inside and went out the back. I sprinted into the woods and was actually getting away until the woods basically ended and the squad cars surrounded me. I pulled out my 9 but I got hit 67 times.

Word, dawg.
 
im just waiting for the un-abridged version from Ennui, i never actually died after robbing a bank. I apologize to anyone I may have tricked.
 
The acronym ACAB stands for All Cops Are Bastards, but when the police is around it's an abbreviation for always carry a bible. Get it?

Ah, didn't know that one.

Round here we've got an other acronym to express our feelings towards the police. It involves anal sex and police being the passive side in the interaction.
 
Ah, didn't know that one.

Round here we've got an other acronym to express our feelings towards the police. It involves anal sex and police being the passive side in the interaction.

pics or it doesnt happen
 
Stern's posts summed up: Move to Canada. All the cool people. We'll take care of your substance needs (and keep you alive if they don't work out!).

But I heard that if you die in Canada, you die in REAL LIFE!


D:
 
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