Ever been banned from something?

I got banned from an arcade for knocking over several pinball machines.
 
Forums
Game servers
Bars\Clubs
Peoples houses
Stores

I acutally almost got reported to the police recently cause i had harazed people online on swedens largest internet comunity..
 
I was once banned from a CSS server by the damn Admin for calling my friend (who's sniping me with an AWP the entire game) an AWP ****er. -_-
 
I was banned from a playground when I was 9 because I forgot to take off my shoes... :D
 
I've been kicked from several servers (don't turn on FF nubs!)

And I've actually been banned from PHL forums, before I got a new computer.
 
I've been banned from several Halo servers for teamkilling. I just can't resist it, driving over your teammates is hilarious
 
Never been banned from anywhere or anything...

Other than this library because I lost like 6 books. I should post more XTREME!

"fuk yuo bitchez i r out now!"
 
I've never been banned from a game server.

I've been banned from these forums for a week for laughing at a hurricane. Got banned on some other forums for posting a link to the "webcam gurl" (the one with the greatest ass on earth pm me for link if you want it). Got banned on a forum for posting a thread with 300 gifs of bouncing boobs. The thread got 9 pages of responses before admins locked it.

Got fined for jay walking by police. (It was one of those 5 m wide streets in Melbournes CBD...what a joke)
Got fined for not wearing a helmet by police
 
Mr-Fusion said:
Got banned on a forum for posting a thread with 300 gifs of bouncing boobs. The thread got 9 pages of responses before admins locked it.
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That's hilarious
 
I got banned from about 100 CSS servers due to a bug in their shared anti-cheat system. (I sent some angry emails to the right people, and I'm unbanned now :E)
 
I am banned from my local branch of tescos, for fighting with 2 gypsys, and banned from the church across the street from me, for copying their key, climbing to the top of the tower, and giving everyone a fireworks display.
 
Shodan said:
I am banned from my local branch of tescos, for fighting with 2 gypsys, and banned from the church across the street from me, for copying their key, climbing to the top of the tower, and giving everyone a fireworks display.
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Woah, you're a badass :O
 
I got banned from a lame chatsite called Paltalk. Its heavily moderated, unlike Yahoo which is the wild west. I was in the chatroom and people were talking about what they had done on the weekend so I said I went out to a bar with some buddies.

The moderator says 'Calanen warned for mentioning alchohol in breach of the rules'

I said ' I am over 21 you know.'

'Calanen warned for questioning a moderation decision'.

'Am I allowed to talk about wanting to enlist in the army?'

Calanen kicked and banned.
 
Ikerous said:
I got banned from using the computers at school
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Happened to me twice last year, had to write out a plan. I mean the reason wasn't even valid anyway, just because me and my mates played a Quake Lan on the last day of the school year.
 
im banned from 12 Planets
I have a death warrant at 8 Planets
DONT **** WITH ME
 
Me and my mate are barred from Burger King

EDIT: And several bars and clubs for disagreements with the management/door staff.
 
You're barred from Burger King? What the hell did you do? I've seen people practically wreck the place before and get away with it.

Admittedly they were beaten to a pulp a little later. Perhaps, in Cumbria, BK have a secret army of psychotic supersoldiers...
 
Ooh, server bans...

A forum ban once for being an incessant newbie.

a MUD for having an 'innappropriate name' (because i had a really weird name)

WoW char Deletion for having a charcter called MrPoppy when there are characters called OMGWTFBBQ. (well... they exist for a day or so and then get deleted.)

Server Bans? HL-2 Deathmatch server ban for incessantly using shelves to fly and aggravating people by flying past them unable to shoot them.
 
I was banned from the Official Forums for Unreal 2 for warez talk once :E
 
I've been banned from the Planet Half-Life forums twice, because the admins there are complete c***s. I've never been banned, or even had warnings, from anywhere else, which proves it.
 
Edcrab said:
You're barred from Burger King? What the hell did you do? I've seen people practically wreck the place before and get away with it.

Admittedly they were beaten to a pulp a little later. Perhaps, in Cumbria, BK have a secret army of psychotic supersoldiers...
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Similar to ComradeBadger getting barred from Sainsburys. Drunken and disorderly. It was mainly my mate because the manager there took a disliking to him and they had an argument.
 
SimonomiS said:
Nevar! Im a good little child. Well, unless you count suspension as a temporary ban from school.
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Oh yeah! How could I forget?

I've been suspended twice from school.
 
Is it a habit of every Mod to get drunk and go into shops?

EDIT: I can imagine the Mod only forum: "Yeah! I did Topshop today". "I bet you can't do Marks and Spencers!"
 
Does being banned from a girlfriend count? Statitory Rape threats calm you down quick like D:
 
Feath said:
Is it a habit of every Mod to get drunk and go into shops?

EDIT: I can imagine the Mod only forum: "Yeah! I did Topshop today". "I bet you can't do Marks and Spencers!"
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HAHAHA

I was suspended a coupla years back for the seemingly common offence of buggering about with the school network. I didn't even do anything real l33t either, like access anyone elses stuff :(
I just somehow printed "Hello *Bob*" to the library printer from another room. The name Bob has been used to protect the innocent target of my crime (who's real name is Liev - he isn't Russian, so you can imagine what his parents must be like.).
 
Joims said:
i got banned from the school computers, but that was cos i hacked the netwrk and owned it, got access to everyones stuff on the network :) i was powerful, then i got caught and suspended :(

was hilarious tho :p
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I modified the Novell Login Script to access the teacher's drives but no one ever caught me hehe. I got banned for playing gunbound in the school library computers.
 
Chris_D said:
Similar to ComradeBadger getting barred from Sainsburys. Drunken and disorderly. It was mainly my mate because the manager there took a disliking to him and they had an argument.
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You just reminded me that I'm banned from KFC :|

Was after a club night, and a mate got short changed and the guy behind the counter was being a dick - as in seriously out of line, charged him £8.00 for chips.. my mate got into an aguement..

... and nearly got into a fight

:p
 
ComradeBadger said:
You just reminded me that I'm banned from KFC :|

Was after a club night, and a mate got short changed and the guy behind the counter was being a dick - as in seriously out of line, charged him £8.00 for chips.. my mate got into an aguement..

... and nearly got into a fight

:p
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Bet it was only the counter in the way that stopped him. :p
And Danimals a mod now? :O Congratz.
 
Feath said:
Is it a habit of every Mod to get drunk and go into shops?

EDIT: I can imagine the Mod only forum: "Yeah! I did Topshop today". "I bet you can't do Marks and Spencers!"
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Yeah, the reason I'm not a mod anymore is because when I got drunk I used to go to gay bars...

Its not something we talk about.
 
Chris_D said:
Similar to ComradeBadger getting barred from Sainsburys. Drunken and disorderly. It was mainly my mate because the manager there took a disliking to him and they had an argument.
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Oh dear :/ I hate having to deal with peons like you :p I've never been banned from anything in real life except from sitting at the computer nude while other people are in the house. I work for Tesco and tend to issue the bans myself.
 
I've gotten banned from PlanetHalfLife, & a few CS:S servers. Mainly because I state my opinion & say everybody is too immature. Ofcourse, they care about what others think about them so that is why I'm banned. Also banned from passes at school for using them too often.
 
i think i'm close to getting banned from 3dr forums because the admin there has about as much sense of humour as a squashed cock under a moped

oh and i'm banned from all of atari's forums...like ut2k3/4 etc blah blah
 
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