Ever been banned from something?

I had a dream last night that I was banned from a bowling alley. Don't ask
 
Oh I remember another thing I've been banned from. A stupid CS server. They had auto-ban enabled on people who dropped the bomb on purpose. Now that's pretty stupid. So if you had teh bomb, YOU had to plant or die trying.
 
lePobz said:
I'm not banned from anything. I'm too nice.
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Didn't I see you beating up Munro outside the Tesco car park, insisting that he should call himself a silly little girl? I've got video proof!!

/me watches the video


/me laughs
 
Chris_D said:
Didn't I see you beating up Munro outside the Tesco car park, insisting that he should call himself a silly little girl? I've got video proof!!

* Chris_D watches the video



* Chris_D laughs
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Got a copy? I like blackmail *Laughs menacingly*
 
Ah, well you see all the mods look alike, they come from the same family.
 
It's true. Munro's actually my sister.
 
Heh, I sat in the audience of trisha once, I didn't dare to ask a question though.
 
I've never been really banned from a public location. I just get kicked out.

I've been banned from 1 CS server being accused of cheating I assume (I was banned almost instantly). I was the last Terrorist in militia with the scout. There were two CT's left. I sniped one coming through the front canyon in the head (he had an AWP). The second got on the roof (I heard him running around and shooting glass - He broke a skylight right above me so I watched it closely waiting for him to maybe drop down). He moved right up next to the open skylight - I see about half of one of his feet. I shoot it - he dies. I laugh to myself - Before I can even type what happened I'm banned :p
 
During my Senior year I was banned from using a computer for several months. It got me out of some work that needed to be done on computer.
 
Ok this is stupid. I was just playing on some random server, and the admin (Or one of the friends of the admin) must have been cheating because there was a speed hacker/aimbotter/wallhacker whatever on there (Level: Dust). I was CT and he was T, and he would be over by CT spawn in about 10 seconds, headshotting everyone and then laughing with the rest of the T team. So I kept not buying anything and just getting owned every round for about 7 rounds (they were very quick), and then I bought a Para.

I went down to the box in the little wall indentation at CT spawn, and just crouched there aiming at the wall, and sure enough I could hear him speeding round headshotting everyone. So as soon as I knew he was coming for me (Everyone else was dead) I opened fire at the wall, and he just ran into my bullets - Headshot.

5 seconds later I was banned for cheating... Yes... Cheating, by killing a cheater. His reasoning must have been "omfg! You cna't beet a cheetr! u r cheetning twooo *BAN*" :\
 
dekstar said:
I was just playing on some random server
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:O :eek: You play on OTHER servers too? ;) Heathen :E

Edit: You should be banned. That would a nice addition to this thread lol.
 
Only from gameservers, but that isnt perm..
also irc channels etc. No forums
 
from a lot of cs servers for getting really annoyed and killing the hostages/most of my team. I dont do that anymore though :angel:
 
ComradeBadger said:
Taking a piss against the outside wall :|

\o/
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The OUTSIDE one? Didnt know they could ban you for that. Jeez, round here you could piss on the INSIDE wall and get away with a caution...
 
ComradeBadger said:
Yeah but the police turned up :p

Ah well :-E gave a fake adress :cheese:
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What time during the day was it? Surely you'd only be banned from the bank if it was while the bank was open. If it was open, why on earth would you do it in broad daylight with people walking in and out? :p
 
I got banned from a TFC hunted server for shooting my friendly snipers off the roof to get killed by the enemy soldiers :p that was funny.

I got banned from a Opposing force server for removing an admins tripmines which were positioned at a teleport/spawn point since I thought it was unfair

I got banned from teamxbox forums for putting fake links directing you to ********** :D
 
I just got banned from the logick cs:s servers today. I don't even know why though, thats the funny part.
 
Chris_D said:
What time during the day was it? Surely you'd only be banned from the bank if it was while the bank was open. If it was open, why on earth would you do it in broad daylight with people walking in and out? :p
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Was about 10:30 Saturday.

Yea police can be dicks sometime :|
 
You know, I can't actually remember getting banned from anything...

...I guess I'm a good boy.
 
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