Ever been mugged?

[Ennui]

some punks tried to mug my friends and i
unfortunately for them that was in my delinquent stage
and they left rather quickly when my friends and i pulled out knives and told them to **** off

 

[xombine]

Some kids tried to mug me once, after i headbutted the ring leader unconscious they decided to leave me alone.

haha, foolish mortals. Why did they even try?

I have never been mugged, luckily.

 

[Ennui]

Oddly enough, I don't get bothered.

Go figure. Who would **** around with a goddamned sexual tyrannosaurus?

 

[Spectre01]

I don't put myself in muggable situations.

 

[el Chi]

delusions of grandeur possibly stemming from a overwhelming inferiority complex ..or you're just too young to know any better

Well, you took the words right out of my mouth.

 

[phantomdesign]

I've stopped a mugging before. People in my town are so stupid; wannabe gangsters. It was a group of 4 highschool-aged guys, they had sticks (basically) for weapons.

They weren't facing me, so I jump-kicked one guy in the back of the head (unconcious) & punched a second in the throat then sternum. The last 2 were just standing there until I started running at them; at that point they started running away (afterall they were now outnumbered).

I decided to let them go & make sure the couple who were being mugged were ok. I then told the guy gasping for breath to give me his wallet & the unconscious guy's wallet - I ripped up the money, broke the credit cards & handed the driver's licenses (one was a permit - lol) to the couple. I made sure they got back to their car ok (just incase the other 2 were still around) and I decided I better get out of there too.

 

[15357]

I was mugged, once. There were several attempted ones but I had a police baton with me.

But in that one time I was mugged, it was 12 vs 1. So naturally I couldn't do anything.

 

[ktimekiller]

Muggers in korea? i dun remember that

 

[15357]

Muggers in korea? i dun remember that

You're a lucky person. I was never mugged until 2 years ago. We have moving CCTVs in public areas, but they drag you to a dark alley devoid of people/cameras and take all your money.

It must have been a lot better 30 years ago, we used to march gangsters, mafia, criminals caught by the military around major cities as a parade before executing them or sending them to the Sam Chung re-education center. Nowadays, they don't do it anymore, and hence the increase of crime, especially by high school/college students.


;( I want the military back.....

 

[TheSomeone]

I've stopped a mugging before. People in my town are so stupid; wannabe gangsters. It was a group of 4 highschool-aged guys, they had sticks (basically) for weapons.

They weren't facing me, so I jump-kicked one guy in the back of the head (unconcious) & punched a second in the throat then sternum. The last 2 were just standing there until I started running at them; at that point they started running away (afterall they were now outnumbered).

I decided to let them go & make sure the couple who were being mugged were ok. I then told the guy gasping for breath to give me his wallet & the unconscious guy's wallet - I ripped up the money, broke the credit cards & handed the driver's licenses (one was a permit - lol) to the couple. I made sure they got back to their car ok (just incase the other 2 were still around) and I decided I better get out of there too.

Yeah dude, that's like once, I was just walking right. And this really fine girl was being assaulted by a pack of angry men. And I'm like "Hey DUDE" and they're like "F CK U" and I'm like "Beeyaaatch" and I do a triple backflip with a butterknife and stick it in his eyesocket and do a 570 spin kick to his left testicle, then I take all their moniez and wallets and eat them and poo them back on their faces and have sex with the girl.

 

[knut]

People need to make a stand against low-lifes. Learn kung-fu. Die a hero. Whatever. Just don't give them what they want.

Die a hero? How about not dieing at all? I'm avoiding hassle and getting away with it easy, I couldn't give a damn about being herioc or being remembered. I get to go back home, do everything I always do, see my freinds, live my life, and that matters most to be. Being know for raging against the mugging machine doesn't matter to me at all. No one would probably care anyway.

 

[15357]

Yeah dude, that's like once, I was just walking right. And this really fine girl was being assaulted by a pack of angry men. And I'm like "Hey DUDE" and they're like "F CK U" and I'm like "Beeyaaatch" and I do a triple backflip with a butterknife and stick it in his eyesocket and do a 570 spin kick to his left testicle, then I take all their moniez and wallets and eat them and poo them back on their faces and have sex with the girl.

Lucky bastard.


Wait a minute......

 

[TheSomeone]

TheBleeding, I completely agree with you.

The Hero is remembered.

The ordinary man is happy.

 

[15357]

TheBleeding, I completely agree with you.

The Hero is remembered.

The ordinary man is happy.

But the hero will die with a joyful heart that no one can even begin to understand, die with such happiness in that he shall be remembered in history, that he has died for what he believes was right, that he has at the very least helped his cause go further along.


But I suppose not in the case of a mugging.

 

[TheSomeone]

Tw33k3l2: I wanna die f_cking a hippo personally

 

[Ikerous]

Tw33k3l2: I wanna die f_cking a hippo personally

qftmft

 

[Zeus]

I care more about getting away from a situation which could involve me lying on the floor in a puddle of blood, a gaping knife wound in my gut, then I do for being considered a 'real man'. :|

Hell, I don't care for that at all, really.

Agreed. I'd rather give the guy the 20 bucks I have than die at 16 years old over such a trivial sum of cash. (ok 20 bucks is a fair bit of money, but Im sure most of you on hl2.net agree on its not worth dying over). Yes we all know that we shouldnt give the low lifes what they want. But in the end theyll get what's coming to them, one way or another. Just because they win a battle doesn't mean they win the war.

 

[Ikerous]

No amount of money is ever worth getting into a fight over :/

 

[brink's]

Ive never been mugged, but i last year i was punched in the face by a neonazi because i wouldn't fight him..very odd indeed.

 

[Dog--]

No amount of money is ever worth getting into a fight over :/

Unless it's *Puts pinky to mouth* one-hundred-million-dollars! *Evil Music*

 

[Fliko]

Well, last week in Tokyo, I stumbled in a shady Red Light District...
Past about 5-10 strip places. Right beside one of them, a black guy came out of no where, and asked me if I wanted a show, and tried to shake my hand.

No, I haven't been mugged though.

PS, I never accepted the show. I'm 14 (I shaved too)

 

[Steven]

no, I've never been mugged.

 

[Dog--]

Damn, that was straight forward.

 

[Teta_Bonita]

I have never been mugged. I have, however, mugged many people already.















in oblivion

 

[h00dlum]

Yep got my robbed on my mobile phone when i was like 14. Acutally it happend this day 6 years ago (its a holiday in sweden today)...

 

[ríomhaire]

Good to see that most of us remain unmugged. :E

 

[Pesmerga]

A girl once mugged my heart.

 

[ComradeBadger]

I ain't been mugged.. if people back home start on you, it's cos they've got an issue to settle is all, as opposed to wanting your shit. Up here in Lincs it's again locals who mug locals or occasionallly students, but by and large if you get started on as a student it's nothing todo with money, it's cos you're a student - bunch of c_nts the locals are. Amount of scuffs I've got into..

 

[Solaris]

Well, one halloween I ran into a lamppost and nocked myself unconcious, as I made my way home to fix my broken nose, the blood was like purple. Anyway my 3 friends and I walk into a group of chavs, about 14 strong. They Uttered "Give us ya money" "****in Goffs" "O da Fuk are u?" that kind of shit. This was on our turf which was like chav free, they'd never ventured out of their terrace shit hole into our sub-urban little community before. Anyway I was really like concused and shit, so I'm like, "Joe, wtf is going on.....Joe?" I look around my freinds are like 30m down the street running. So the cheif chav, and his minions stood behind him, like sir Alan Sugar and Nick and Charlotte for any Aprentice fans, and they're going. "Fuking nock im out nik" "ye, Bang im". And I stood my ground, looked at them and just said I had no idea who they were, and they turned around and went. The Fact that I had blood alll over me might have helped, but meh.

Who was it who said the story of how he and his 11 freinds were out in the town, when one guy came up to them and demanded their money. They all gave him every penny they had except for one guy who didn't have any and got beaten up.

I remeber foxtrot I think Saying
"I can't belive you much pussies you guys are, you could have just thrown your shoes at him and killed him."

 

[Ravioli]

never been, but im thinking of experiance it sometime when im going to compton

 

[Sebastian]

no, I've never been mugged.

sweet 16 and never been mugged huh? ah, I remember those days like they were yesterday.

 

[Asuka]

No, had it pretty close once tho.

 

[Asknoone]

Almost.

 

[kaf11]

I know people who have been mugged in my city, but thankfully I've never experienced it. We usually go around in groups at night, so I'm sure thats a contributing factor to our safety.

 

[Pesmerga]

What I do, is I split my money in fourths and put them in all 4 of my pockets. This way, if anyone tries to pickpocket me, they'll only get away with a 1/4th of my cash.


Genius.

 

[Black Pete]

What I do, is I split my money in fourths and put them in all 4 of my pockets. This way, if anyone tries to pickpocket me, they'll only get away with a 1/4th of my cash.


Genius.

currency is invalid after it is broken up into separate pieces

 

[kirovman]

I put a mousetrap in my pocket. That's even better than losing 1/4th of my money... this way the picketpocket loses perhaps 1/4th of their fingers!

 

[Black Pete]

I put a mousetrap in my pocket. That's even better than losing 1/4th of my money... this way the picketpocket loses perhaps 1/4th of their fingers!

obviously you actually don't do this. a mouse trap would spring by itself after walking around

 

[kirovman]

Clever Girl.

 

[Pesmerga]

Clever Girl.

LOL.