Ever pulled a hiest?

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Have any of you, or anyone you know ever pulled a hiest? What was it? Did they get away with it?
 
JellyWorld said:
Isn't a heist, like, when you rob a bank?

Well, I thought a doing a heist was when you were just stealing something in general. Robbing a bank is stealing something, of course, but I dunno.

In response to the thread question, no, not me or anyone I know.
 
A bank, a gas station, your local computer store, Toys R Us.

Anything.
 
when i was in high school (freshman year) we went to the nasa in houston and these friends stole some keychains and other small things from a shop in the facilities :LOL:

they didn't get caught -_-
 
evil^milk said:
when i was in high school (freshman year) we went to the nasa in houston and these friends stole some keychains and other small things from a shop in the facilities :LOL:

they didn't get caught -_-

Yeah, I think we've all done something like that.

And yes, I do see the sarcasm oozing from that.

:LOL:
 
Ive stolen a toy from another kid when i was in kindergarden, and i took some extra food from foods class some times, and i also pirate ><
 
Top Secret said:
Have any of you, or anyone you know ever pulled a hiest? What was it? Did they get away with it?

I think you just robbed a local liquor store...:| .
 
ktimekiller said:
Ive stolen a toy from another kid when i was in kindergarden, and i took some extra food from foods class some times, and i also pirate ><

Pirating stuff means you value the right to free thought over the right to profit.
 
I stole this kids skateboard about 10 years ago..then when he put up the reward, I got a free $20.
 
No but i spent a night in a prison, it was horrible. Stay in school kids!
 
Top Secret said:
Have any of you, or anyone you know ever pulled a hiest? What was it? Did they get away with it?

Don't even think of doing anything. We know where you live....Roughly :O
 
Hmm what a coincidence, I was planning a heist last night....


Don't think I'll go ahead with it though....
 
Right..

WHERE'S THE VAN?!?! THE GOD-DAMNED VAN WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!!
 
DreadLord1337 said:
Right..

WHERE'S THE VAN?!?! THE GOD-DAMNED VAN WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!!

TEH americans TOOK IT!

(c)2005 15357. All rights reserved.
 
©2005 15357. All rights reserved.

Take it and love it like your first born.

Ive yoinked a few things, and im not proud :|
 
Some times ago, someone I know used to stole games in a Future Shop. He would go there to buy a cheap games, tease out the play cds of several game's boxes, then fit them all in the one he would buy.
 
The names and places of the following story have been changed to protect the not-so innocent.

Back when I was in college we used to break into the football stadium at night and play football on the turf. We'd drink, smoke and hang out. That all changed one day when I discovered a way to get into one of the storage facilities. That night myself and about seven friends went back and forth with backpacks about twenty times and cleaned one storage room of it's pop, fruit drinks, candy bars and that kind of stuff. The whole floor of my dorm had free soft drinks and candy for the rest of the semester.
 
I have robbed sevral Gobsatoppers from the store at the public transport interchange for the fun of stealing. I got caught and the guy working there asked me to go tell the nearby security guard what I had done so I just ran off. I still go to the same interchange but no where near where anyone working there can see me, partly because I don't need to.
 
I wanted this toy gun when I was little, but my mum wouldn't buy it for me, so I took that shit and I was like "pew pew" blastin' on fools.
 
Nope, I have never intentionally stolen anything.

I've often hoped I would catch a robber in the act just so I could beat the living **** out of them. I have no mercy for those who break just laws, and profit at anothers expense.

Pirating stuff means you value the right to free thought over the right to profit.

What do computer games have to do with free thought in this context? By that logic books should be stolen as well. Maybe we should just make everything free.

But wait, this is a capitalist economy. So therefore the makers would make no profit and eventually have to find another job if EVERYONE pirated stuff. Then, in effect, we thereby stop all production of professional art because they cannot focus their time upon that and instead must focus upon the check out line at Albertson's or whatever other job they pursue besides developing.

If your going to justify theft then at least try and come up with something more closely related to Robin Hood instead of Scrooge. Just because I want it and I have the ability to take it does not mean I should.
 
So far, the most "heist like" act I've seen was stealing the soda. Which I'd value at a couple thousand. I'm talking 5,000 plus worth of merchandise here. Anyone?
 
Me and my friends drunkenly considered robbing a place for booze and smokes. We stood there with our shirts over our heads and a big ****ing rock for smashing the window. Then we realized we were cowards so decided against it. We threw the rock any way though and then ran like hell.

So we only succeeded in the fleeing aspect.
 
Absinthe said:
Me and my friends drunkenly considered robbing a place for booze and smokes. We stood there with our shirts over our heads and a big ****ing rock for smashing the window. Then we realized we were cowards so decided against it. We threw the rock any way though and then ran like hell.

So we only succeeded in the fleeing aspect.

Well, often the fleeing part is the most important part, so congrats to your survival instinct.
 
But we didn't get the booze and smokes. :(

We were desparate as hell too. Like crackfiends prowling the streets of France for a fix.

Did you know they don't even have cigarette machines in France?
 
Absinthe said:
But we didn't get the booze and smokes. :(

We were desparate as hell too. Like crackfiends prowling the streets of France for a fix.

Did you know they don't even have cigarette machines in France?

Savages...:|
 
A long time ago, I stole alot of that special expensive art clay that we used to make these cool little clay balls with. All sorts of funky designs we'd make, and then fire em up. Only things I ever shoplifted before.
 
The only raid I have done in the past was the fridge. I was so hungry and lonely that cheese, lettuce and tomato with bread goes along way. Hhm Sandwich
 
Me and a friend once set up a fake CS clan, we would then ask people if they wanted to be admins in our server, and the ask for their steam login and pass. We got like 20 people that way. We then would tease them for a while and give it back. All just for the rush of it.
 
My friends and I had an idea to fund our trip to Europe - I'll post it if you're lucky/want to hear
 
We have plenty of sororities/fraternities that hold heists. Every time you see them 'raising money for Katrina relief' they actually are raising money for 'beer, and cups.'
 
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