Evil America strikes again...

"I am thinking, well, America has finally got to us," said one old woman, as she sat on the ground outside her house.
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:laugh:

Also, I'm an angel, but the CIA made a bad clone of me, and it's in cahoots with the devil!
 
I say a video of somehing like that happening before. An entire lake and river was pulled undergroud into an old mine shaft and then shot back out latter on.
I already knew that but that quote is too funny.
 
Do you remember Roswell? The Americans acquired a spacecraft from another world.

Therefore it comes as no shock that they acquired a lake.
 
are people that Idiotic? or just blame everything on America?

its embarrassing them.
 
I lost my room key, there is literally nowhere it could have gone. I went in my room, put my key down, gone. I think a magpie took it, but now I've read that I think it was those American thingys
 
Lemonking said:
well some people are very stupid
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Indeed they are.

its like theyve been brainwashed my the media and the terrorists :bonce:
 
I think I have a new dinosaur extinction theory...

Ok, here goes:

The Americans stole them.
 
I sense a New internet sensation. Move over "All your base..."

Poster: "Where's my thread gone?"
Mod: "The Americans stole it".
 
KoreBolteR said:
are people that Idiotic? or just blame everything on America?

its embarrassing them.
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Well I blame them for my bad french grades !
 
The American's have been eyeing up my computer for the past 3 months, i'll be damned if i let them take it.
 
Where were Iraq's WMDs?

Answer: The American's stole them
 
Got you all, it was I who stole the lake! Although you have no idea how fast I had to run to get it from lake --> sippy cup ---> America
 
The old woman was joking FFS. Do you honestly think all people outside of america are stupid?

Edit: yey grammar mistakes!
 
2Fast4U said:
The old woman was joking FFS. Do you honestly think people outside of america is all stupid?
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They most certainly is not all stupid.

Aye, she's a good 'un her. Stand up comedy, I like :D
 
In Soviet Russia, lake steals America...

Ah for the good ole days of Soviet Russia. She was joking, but then maybe the US did steal the water, and they're going to plant it in North Korea, in an effort to turn the Russians against them.
 
2Fast4U said:
The old woman was joking FFS. Do you honestly think all people outside of america are stupid?

Edit: yey grammar mistakes!
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Well, she's only one person. I do expect every country in the world to have a few stupid people.
 
That's right we stole it and we'll be damned if we give it back!! It's our lake now biznitch. Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!111!!11!
 
She actually said "I am thinking, well, America has finally digged to us". You know, like in that joke:
-Dad, I don't want to go to Australia.
-Shut up and keep digging, son!
So if she was serious then yes, she's most definitely stupid. :)
 
2Fast4U said:
She actually said "I am thinking, well, America has finally digged to us". You know, like in that joke:
-Dad, I don't want to go to Australia.
-Shut up and keep digging, son!
So if she was serious then yes, she's most definitely stupid. :)
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This isn't going to stop me from accusing the US of stealing everything.
 
Feath said:
This isn't going to stop me from accusing the US of stealing everything.
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It shouldn't. Anyway, where is my pie?! Oh damn americans...
 
Where are all the votes for the UK on the Eurovision Song Contest? Damn Americans.
 
Feath said:
This isn't going to stop me from accusing the US of stealing everything.
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Me neither. :laugh:

I really hope that woman has started the next generation of comedy japes.


Disappearing lakes/seas are quite famous in Russia, look at the Aral Sea. I bet the Americans stole that too.
 
My dad made mention of his thinning hair. I told him the Americans stole it. He gave me a look and walked away.
 
You know, these jokes are going to become a new 'all your base are belong to us'.
 
qckbeam said:
My dad made mention of his thinning hair. I told him the Americans stole it. He gave me a look and walked away.
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:laugh: Good joke, that.

"Where's all your base?"

"The Americans stole it"
 
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