Extremly sore tail-bone D:

[highlander]

Okay, my tail-bone has been hurting ALOT the past couple days , it all stated in year 7, i was standing up and my friend pushed me down, i landed right of my tailbone, and it hurt for about a month then went away and now its starting too hurt again, any ideas? any help appreciated

 

[Parrot of doom]

They're called 'Doctors'.

 

[highlander]

i can barely walk

 

[Remus]

i can barely walk

Then get a bad ass motorized wheelchair and get to the nearest hospital!

 

[kineaesth]

*to the tune of batman* Dananananananananananananananana DOCTORS! DOCTORS!
And if you can't walk, same as above but AMBULANCE! AMBULANCE!

 

[highlander]

Ughh it hurts soo much

 

[Lucid]

Phone.

 

[AKIRA]

pfft who needs REAL doctors when you can ask halflife2.net forum members

 

[Raziaar]

If you hurt your friend in retaliation bad enough, I'm sure the pain would subside a bit. At least the endorphins would mask it.

 

[Evo]

Pick up a phone
Call your local doctor surgery
Ask them for help

 

[kineaesth]

Ah, yes. For thousands of years, old-school pimping doctors have been prescribing the universes best cure. Fecking revenge, biatch!

 

[highlander]

hl2.net doctors > real doctors


also i can't take pain killers... i throw em back up...

 

[kineaesth]

Okay, I'm currently in NZ... how bout i come over and take you to a doctor?

 

[Geogaddi]

hl2.net doctors > real doctors


also i can't take pain killers... i throw em back up...

Enemas

 

[Core407]

"Tailbone or coccygodynia pain can be caused by a number of factors. Usually, patients report pain after a fall onto their buttocks. This is referred to as acute coccygodynia. Chronic coccygodynia, on the other hand, usually occurs after damage to the sacrococcygeal ligaments due to a difficult pregnancy, delivery, repeated trauma, or from repetitive strain from rowing, cycling or faulty posture while sitting"

 

[highlander]

Sure kinetic , just have too pass the overly-large dog i own

 

[kineaesth]

So... What does he do?

 

[highlander]

would you like too know?

 

[kineaesth]

Um... Just the description of the condition ain't gon fix it.

 

[highlander]

Well , when i walk i can feel the bones moving around ... and it hasen't hurt for a long time, 4 years, i really dont know what has caused it again

 

[kineaesth]

All i can think of is an x-ray.

 

[highlander]

Can't walk, hurts way too much.

 

[kineaesth]

Call a doctor or an ambulance.

 

[Remus]

Can't walk, hurts way too much.

Ahh... you don't have to go anywhere, just call the hospital, tell them your condition and they'll ( eventually ) come to you.

 

[highlander]

eventually? last time i needed stitches i wait 3 damn hours!

 

[Remus]

eventually? last time i needed stitches i wait 3 damn hours!

That's in Australia, over her by the time they arrive you don't need a doctor anymore

 

[bvasgm]

Bro, if you're in so much pain that you can't walk, pick up the phone and call an ambulance. Asking HL2.net for help isn't going to fix whatever's wrong with you...

 

[Core407]

Have you shoved any large objects up your anus in the past week?

 

[highlander]

No, not too my knowledge i have called an ambulance :|

 

[Que-Ever]

Big knife.

 

[Reginald]

I mis-interpreted as you shoved an ambulance up your anus. :naughty:

 

[Remus]

Take note kids, this is what happens when you ask for medical advice on a game forum.

 

[highlander]

Yep. you got too hospital D:

 

[Remus]

Wait a minute you're posting from the hospital?! D:

 

[PvtRyan]

... are you dead yet?

Can I have your stuff?

 

[highlander]

Dude it hurts like a ****ing bitch , and i cant take pain killers either

 

[Core407]

Dude it hurts like a ****ing bitch , and i cant take pain killers either

Are you sitting down?

 

[highlander]

Yes!

 

[Core407]

Yes!

Why would you do that!? Putting pressure on it probably isn't the best thing to do.

Also, maybe it's not your tail bone and just your prostate flaring up (all jokes aside).

 

[highlander]

what else do i do? sit on a box?