Extremly sore tail-bone D:

[Core407]

what else do i do? sit on a box?

Lay down on your stomach so that the pressure is off the tail bone? :|

Ever put pressure on a bruise? Yeah, its something like that.

 

[Cole]

Cut your tailbone off.

 

[hool10]

You probably damaged your spine or your nervous system. What do I know though?!?

 

[highlander]

You know more then you should?

 

[Baal]

So wait, we're not all doctors here at HL2.net?

Then what were all those fees for when I signed up?

Why I never....

 

[highlander]

Ik know, irs hard too believe

 

[Evo]

Last i checked you had called an ambulance...two hours ago i think!

 

[highlander]

Yep.
i did.
they havent got here.
yet.
how.
gay.

 

[Baal]

The way you're typing makes me believe they came and gave you some medication.

Some strong medication.

 

[hungryduck]

sounds like fun! an ambulance ride! WEEEEEEEE!

feel better soon

 

[highlander]

The wambulance?

 

[co05]

I think you need a middle-aged man in a white labcoat to feel up your balls for you.

 

[highlander]

Nein!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Stop taking it in the pooper.

 

[Raziaar]

So is this legit, or just a way to spam a thread?

 

[highlander]

Its legit :|

 

[Unfocused]

So, how's your tail bone?

 

[Dalamari]

It's a rare disease called "Suprise bumsechs"

 

[kirovman]

A tail eh? I'd get that looked at.

 

[Ravioli]

I hurt my tailbone pretty bad when i went snowboarding. Hurt lika A BITCH, it feelt as if some mutaded evil cat was shewing on it while the bone is cracking up with hot liquid MAghMA (Dr. Evil Impression)

tailbone FTL

 

[highlander]

Yeah... WHY CAN'T WE EVOLVE FASTER?

 

[Krynn72]

Do a barrel roll

 

[Anthraxxx]

1. go to hospital, get evaluated, find out that's it nothing but a bruised tailbone.

2. sue your friend for medical expenses, and lost wages due to your inability to work because of your tailbone, and compensation for the chronic pain that will linger for the rest of your life

3. profit?

 

[co05]

Did that ambulence ever come?

 

[Neutrino]

1. go to hospital, get evaluated, find out that's it nothing but a bruised tailbone.

2. sue your friend for medical expenses, and lost wages due to your inability to work because of your tailbone, and compensation for the chronic pain that will linger for the rest of your life

3. profit?

You forgot the step in between 2 and 3.

2.5. ???

 

[Kula Meenur]

Did that ambulence ever come?

Dude. He's in Australia. D:

...it's funny. In perth we have an Ambo station for every major suburb, yet usually the paramedics take like 30mins to get to ya... 30mins... = fail.

On top of that, we get charged the entire journey.

Last april i ****ed up my knee at work and it took the ambo's around 5mins to come and collect me (a record) and about 15mins for a ride to the hospital. I was charged $352 included GST.

Thank god for medicare

 

[hungryduck]

i hope his butt-bone got fixed.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

DUCKROLL.

That's my only advice.

 

[hungryduck]

DUCKROLL.

That's my only advice.

you WILL NOT EAT MEH. Eat something else, the-meat-that-may-not-be-named.
Whatever happened to the fateful bone of tail....?

 

[highlander]

Ambulance didn't come, I've decided too wait for it too go away

 

[Evo]

Ambulance didn't come, I've decided too wait for it too go away

Ambulance didn't come....:dozey:

 

[highlander]

It didn't, i live in austraila , its take it at least 10 minutes too get here, then about 15 minutes too get too the hospital, and you get 300+ dollar Check :|

 

[Evo]

It didn't, i live in austraila , its take it at least 10 minutes too get here, then about 15 minutes too get too the hospital, and you get 300+ dollar Check :|

That doesn't explain why it didn't come...

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Ambulance driver got no keys noob.

Why else?

 

[kineaesth]

Sad for your owy tailbone. I TOLD you i'd come pick you up... So rude.

 

[highlander]

But, can you operate on my ........... ASS

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Aw hayle naw.

 

[Pauly]

also i can't take pain killers... i throw em back up...

Lol what kind of painkillers are you taking? o0

 

[kineaesth]

Cyanide based ones, i bet.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

That's why you're not asuppossed to swallow weed.