F*** Christmas

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I had a very nice Christmas, got everything I wanted and no fights/divorces/printservers from anyone!

 

[Asknoone]

And now my mam has sugested selling the PSP and that just makes me feel worse.

Keep feeling worse, perhaps then you might click.

 

[Qonfused]

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QFT, tbh.

 

[Absinthe]

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Ha-ha.

 

[JNightshade]

alehm speaketh the truth.

 

[Yuri]

And now my mam has sugested selling the PSP and that just makes me feel worse.

Jerk off.

If you were related to me, I would probably beat the shit out of you with the PSP and end up in some obscure internet news article that would later be posted here.

I wonder, what did you get your sister? Other than your dickfaced hissy-fit.

 

[Jintor]

I had a *meh* christmas.

So *meh*.

 

[Absinthe]

Oh, some of you people need to shut the **** up. You act as if he shat in a present box or deprived Tiny Tim of his Christmas dinner. Get the **** over your righteous asses.

 

[gh0st]

absinthe when you put your heart into getting someone a present you think will make them happy and they piss and moan about it, i and many others think thats the sign of a socially immature person. dont you think? it has nothing to do with being self righteous, its simply what the season is really supposed to mean. has nothing to do with jesus or whether your worship a crescent or a cross or a wall or an elephant with 12 heads, its basic human decency. i for one hope riomhares mom sells the little pissant's psp and buys a VERY good bottle of wine for herself.

one of my presents was a bunch of powerbars with a shower-radio. weird presents for sure but am i going to be disappointed about it? who the **** cares? ill eat the powerbars and ill look at my ugly face in the shower while listening to rush limbaugh and that will be that. riomhare has no excuse to moan about his psp. god thats absurd. complaining about something thats free. see i think most stupid little kids view getting a present as some kind of currency. if they get a gift they didnt want they feel they were cheated out of their currency. which is stupid.

 

[Absinthe]

Meh. He got something he didn't want and had a volatile reaction. Big whoop.

I'm not one to condone his behavior, but seriously. It means nothing to anybody on this forum. So I find it rather overly dramatic when everybody's ripping into him as if he sucker-punched an orphan.

 

[gh0st]

Meh. He got something he didn't want and had a volatile reaction. Big whoop.

I'm not one to condone his behavior, but seriously. It means nothing to anybody on this forum. So I find it rather overly dramatic when everybody's ripping into him as if he sucker-punched an orphan.

wait he sucker punched an orphan? THATS THE LAST ****ING STRAW.

 

[Yuri]

Meh. He got something he didn't want and had a volatile reaction. Big whoop.

I'm not one to condone his behavior, but seriously. It means nothing to anybody on this forum. So I find it rather overly dramatic when everybody's ripping into him as if he sucker-punched an orphan.

He annoyed me and lots of other people by coming to his little forum to whine. Everybody bitched at him back. That's how it goes.

Didn't even know about that orphan bit, that bastard. >:[

 

[Absinthe]

Come on, sucker-punching orphans may be a mean and prickish thing to do... but deep down it's fun.

 

[Yuri]

Come on, sucker-punching orphans may be a mean and prickish thing to do... but deep down it's fun.

Are we talking full-grown orphan men, who are fully capable of defending themselves, or small orphan children who are restricted to a wheelchair? :E

 

[The Monkey]

I had a good Christmas. I got lots of nice things, but I didn't have the Christmas feeling that I used to have.

 

[Raziaar]

I spent christmas locked away in a large van with a bunch of my other family members... waking up on the morning of in Vegas, and driving to CA. All in all, it wasn't that great.

What's even worse, is i'm going to be spending new years eve on the road, too! Argh.

 

[marksmanHL2 :)]

Are we talking full-grown orphan men, who are fully capable of defending themselves, or small orphan children who are restricted to a wheelchair? :E

After all, wheres the fun in being beat up by a guy who is fully capable of defending themselves!

That just hurts...

 

[Sulkdodds]

The simple solution to present-related woes is, of course, to ask for money.

 

[Yuri]

After all, wheres the fun in being beat up by a guy who is fully capable of defending themselves!

That just hurts...

Are you denying that one is worse than the other? :bonce:

 

[Glirk Dient]

I got a candy bar for christmas and it was the best ever christmas for me. He gets a PSP and whines about it.

How in the hell do you justify that as normal? He is a spoilt rich kid. People like that piss me off.

 

[OvA]

The simple solution to present-related woes is, of course, to ask for money.

qft ftw aplfsdrmt

 

[Jintor]

Christmas isn't about presents, people. It's about whinging about what presents you got!

 

[Sparta]

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Thank you.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

I got some clothes, a CD, a ticket to a concert, and a game from 2003 (UFO: Aftermath). Around five or six presents in total, probably with a total value of £100. They were ****ing fantastic. I've been playing UFO: Aftermath non-stop since. You don't need to blow a wadge of cash to have a good Christmas.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[kirovman]

In Soviet Russia, Christmas celebrate YOU!

 

[Angry Lawyer]

I've been celebrating Christmas non-stop since the 24th. My liver hurts.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[kirovman]

I've been celebrating Christmas non-stop since the 24th. My liver hurts.

-Angry Lawyer

I gave up yesterday when I caught a fever for sleeping with the window open, with the heat on low, while it snowed outside.

I dreamt about walking through a snowy New York, with old fuel drums burning with flames. How appropriate.

 

[Bakurei]

This christmas wasn't so special. Ate alot played Adom and watched movies and got a few presents.

Am I the only one who thinks christmas songs are fu***ng depressive?

 

[Skaadi]

This christmas wasn't so special. Ate alot played Adom and watched movies and got a few presents.

Am I the only one who thinks christmas songs are fu***ng depressive?

Yeah, I hate those christmas songs. The only one I didnt find depressive was called "Christmas At Ground Zero." by Weird Al. I cant believer they thought that song was morbid.

 

[OvA]

Yeah, I hate those christmas songs. The only one I didnt find depressive was called "Christmas At Ground Zero." by Weird Al. I cant believer they thought that song was morbid.

Weird Al > Chcuk Norris

 

[Shasta]

HOLY CRAP to all you people posting what you got for christmas. Who gives a sh*t? Not me. Even worse is those of you complaining about what you got. I would understand (sort of) if it was because granny got you another G.I. Joe doll, even though you are like 40. I wouldn't care, but I would understand. But to bitch about getting a psp and stuff? You clearly should choke to death on a homeless guys unwashed cock. I hate christmas, but I'd still love to be able to give my 5 year old son a psp.

Am I the only one who thinks christmas songs are fu***ng depressive?

Yeah christmas songs blow goats.

 

[CptStern]

I've been celebrating Christmas non-stop since the 24th. My liver hurts.

-Angry Lawyer

you should punch your kidneys, makes your liver feel better :O

 

[Jintor]

HOLY CRAP to all you people posting what you got for christmas. Who gives a sh*t? Not me. Even worse is those of you complaining about what you got. I would understand (sort of) if it was because granny got you another G.I. Joe doll, even though you are like 40. I wouldn't care, but I would understand. But to bitch about getting a psp and stuff? You clearly should choke to death on a homeless guys unwashed cock. I hate christmas, but I'd still love to be able to give my 5 year old son a psp.



Yeah christmas songs blow goats.

Quiet man! You're ruining the spirit of christmas!

*hands Shasta a large bomb*

It's in christmas colours! Red... and... uh... BOOM!

 

[Angry Lawyer]

HOLY CRAP to all you people posting what you got for christmas. Who gives a sh*t? Not me.

Here's a clue - you're on a FORUM. People *talk* to each other here. If people want to talk about Christmas presents, what's wrong with that? Pillock.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Shasta]

Here's a clue - you're on a FORUM. People *talk* to each other here. If people want to talk about Christmas presents, what's wrong with that? Pillock.

-Angry Lawyer

I like not liking christmas. It makes me fantasticly grumpy. Want to know what I got for christmas then? Multiple Sclerosis. And I'm 26.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Last Christmas I found out that my best friend was dying of leukemia, but that doesn't give me the right to piss on people.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Shasta]

Oh come on- like you said- it's a forum. People piss on each other just as much as they post sensible stuff. Besides, the topic is "F*** Christmas", remember? Not "happy little elves will listen to your present stories". I'm being grouchy in the spirit of the topic. :cheese:

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Well, about this time every year I drink myself into a happy stupor to try and block a lot of things out, so naturally I currently have a skewed perspective on things right now.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Baal]

I gave up yesterday when I caught a fever for sleeping with the window open, with the heat on low, while it snowed outside.

I dreamt about walking through a snowy New York, with old fuel drums burning with flames. How appropriate.

Sounds like a line right out of Max Payne!

 

[Shasta]

Well, about this time every year I drink myself into a happy stupor to try and block a lot of things out, so naturally I currently have a skewed perspective on things right now.

-Angry Lawyer

You and me both