Faaaaaavorite Mooooovie Quote.... :D:D:D

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What's ya favorite movie quote? Name the movie title, name of actor and maybe even the scene...

I'll get the ball rolling...
Sam L. Jackson - Pulp Fiction...
"DOES HE LOOK... LIKE A BITCH???

Enjoy, hl2.net!
 
DISASSEMBLE....DEAD??!!

Ahh, gotta love Short Circuit.
 
Frankly my dear, I DON*T GIVE A DAMN

oh yeah and you're gonna need a bigger boat
 
From Commando

Bad guy: And if you want your kid back, then you gotta co-operate, right?
Arnold: Wrong!
*shoots him in the head*
 
From Commando

Bad guy: And if you want your kid back, then you gotta co-operate, right?
Arnold: Wrong!
*shoots him in the head*
LOL epic movie.

Samuel L. Jackson, Pulp Fiction: "MHM! This is, a tasty burger!"

And yet another, from the infamous quote from Snakes on a Plane: "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I've had it with these mother ****ing snakes on this mother ****ing plane!"
 
LOL epic movie.

Cooke: You scared mother****er? Well you should be because this green beret is going to kick your big ass.
Matrix: I eat green berets for breakfast. And right now I'm very ****ing hungry.


Matrix: Remember when I said I'd kill you last?
Sully: Yeah...
Matrix: I LIED.
 
From Commando

Bad guy: And if you want your kid back, then you gotta co-operate, right?
Arnold: Wrong!
*shoots him in the head*

ahahha yeah, in my opinion quotes like this are better than the boring old hasta la vista baby
 
From Last Action Hero

Claudius! You killed my brother!! BIG MISTAKE!

Who said I'm fair? *pulls out Uzi*

Die Hard

Yuppie kayay mother****er!
 
Rocky somthing

Reporter: Whats your prediction for the fight tonight?
Clubber Lang: Prediction?
Reporter: Yes.. Prediction
Clubber Lang: (looks into camera) Pain
 
"What happened here is a miracle, I just want you to ****ing acknowledge it!" - Samuel L Jackson as Principle Firebush

best movie quote ever ..even though it's not a movie



btw this thread should be in the Films TV and DVD section
 
"What happened here is a miracle, I just want you to ****ing acknowledge it!" - Samuel L Jackson as Principle Firebush

best movie quote ever ..even though it's not a movie



btw this thread should be in the Films TV and DVD section
Here I expected you to post a movie from the early 1900s!
 
heh considering most movies were silent during the early 1900s that might prove to be difficult :E
 
Top Gun

Maverick: I feel the need
Goose and Maverick: The need, for speed
Goose: AOW!

Saving Private Ryan:

Cpt. Miller: It's like finding a needle in a stack of needles


Sgt Horvarth:
You don't know when to shut up; you don't know HOW to shut up!


(Argument between Pvt. Mellish and Cpt. Miller)
Pvt. Mellish: I’m just saying, this seems like an unnecessary risk considering our objective, sir.
Cpt. Miller: Our objective is to win the war.


That movie had a bunch of great quotes.

But the best EV0R! is

Hot Fuzz

Andy Cartwright: Everybody and their mums is packin' around here.
Angel: Yeah? Like who?
Andy Cartwright: Farmers.
Angel: Who else?
Andy Wainwright: Farmers' mums.

That made me LOL for about ten minutes :|
 
Well, not a movie, but it made me laugh my ass off:

"Ok, Mr Marsh, you have 20 seconds to solve the puzzle. The topic is "People who annoy you"".

"Errr, I know what it is, I just don't think I should SAY it"

"10 seconds Mr Marsh. Remember - "People who annoy you"".

"5 seconds Mr Marsh"

"Ah, OK! I - I'd like to solve the Puzzle!"

"NIG***S! :D"

*Gasp*

*Pause*

"Ohhhhhhhhhhh. NAggers. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh. Of course."
 
House of the dead. The movie is awful, but this one quote. My god.

Rudy: You did all this to become immortal. Why?
Castillo: To live forever!

Also Hot Shots: Part Deux has the best quotes evar.

Saddam Hussein: Now I will kill you until you die from it!

Topper Harley: Ramada, I want to be with you. I want to hold you. I want to meet your parents and pet your dog...
Ramada Rodham Hayman: My parents are dead, Topper. My dog ate them.

Topper Harley: I'm not saying I don't trust you, and I'm not saying I do. But I don't.

[Dexter is being rescued]
Dexter: You don't understand. I can't walk... they've tied my shoelaces together.
Topper Harley: A knot. Bastards!

Typewriter: On October 15, the President of the United States ordered a covert mission in the Persian Gulf for the purpose of rescuing soldiers taken hostage during Desert Storm. Only a handful of our highest government officials were aware of the operation, as it included an attempt to assasssan... assisss... kill a guy.
 
I don't know why...but the two quotes I remember best are probably from futurama:

[the Planet Express Ship is being dragged underwater by a colassal mouth bass]
Leela: Depth at fourty five hundred feet. Fourty eight hundred. Fifty hundred. Five thousand feet.
Professor Farnsworth: Dear Lord, that's over 150 atmospheres of pressure.
Fry: How many atmospheres can this ship withstand?
Professor Farnsworth: Well it's a spaceship, so I'd say anywhere between zero and one.

or

Morbo: Morbo wishes these stalwart nomads peace among the Dutch tulips.
Linda: I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool.
Morbo: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT!



edit for FMJ:
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you quitting on me? Well, are you?! Then quit you slimy ****ing walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the **** off my obstacle! Get the **** down off of my obstacle! Now! Move it! I'm gonna rip your balls off so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo!
 
Full Metal Jacket

Door Gunner: Git some! Git some! Git some, yeah, yeah, yeah! Anyone that runs, is a VC. Anyone that stands still, is a well-disciplined VC! You guys oughta do a story about me sometime!
Private Joker: Why should we do a story about you?
Door Gunner: 'Cuz I'm so ****in' good! I done got me 157 dead ****'s killed. Plus 50 water buffalo too! Them's all confirmed!
Private Joker: Any women or children?
Door Gunner: Sometimes!
Private Joker: How can you shoot women or children?
Door Gunner: Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much! Ain't war hell?

Platoon

Bunny: Holy shit, d'you see that ****in' head come apart, man? Shit, I've never seen brains like that before, man!

Think I might watch them tonight. Wicked films.
 
pretty much every line from The Big Lebowski, but especially

Walter - "This is waht you get Larry! WHEN YOU **** A STRANGER IN THE ASS!"
[crowbars car]
 
Naked Gun 2 1/2
I've been swimming in raw sewage. I LOVE IT!

The Matrix Reloaded
Agent: You!
Smith: Yes, me. Me, me, me.
Agent: Me too.

*Long-ass rant with multiple Smiths about purpose*

The Matrix Revolutions
Why, Mr. Anderson? Why, why, why? Why do you do it? Why, why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something, for more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is, do you even know? Is it freedom, or truth, perhaps peace, could it be for love? Illusions, Mr. Anderson, vagaries of perception. Temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose! And all of them as artificial as the matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love. You must be able to see it Mr. Anderson, you must know it by now. You can't win, it's pointless to keep fighting! Why, Mr. Anderson, why? Why do you persist?
 
The Departed

Ellerby: Go **** yourself.
Dignam: I'm tired from ****ing your wife.
Ellerby: How's your mother?
Dignam: Good, she's tired from ****ing my father.

Brown: So after I finish this course, I'll get a blowjob again!
Billy Costigan: That's great. Your mom sounds like a really great person.
Brown: **** you.
Billy Costigan: Look at it this way: You're a black guy in Boston. You don't need any help from me to be completely ****ed.

Sullivan: **** you, ****in' queers. ****ing firemen gettin' pussy for the first time in the history of fire or pussy. Go save a cat from a tree, you ****in' homos.

Dignam: Maybe, maybe not. Maybe **** yourself.
 
Leo: Hm it's quiet..

Don: A little too quiet... *point* Hey, it's Raph!

Mikey: A little too Raph.


TMNT2:SotO
 
The Thing

I could list a bunch, but I'll leave it to these.

Garry: I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS ****ING COUCH!

Garry: The generator's gone.
MacReady: Any way we can we fix it?
Garry: It's "gone", MacReady.

MacReady: That's right, Garry. They dig it up, they cart it back to their base. Somehow it gets thawed, it wakes up, probably not the best of moods, and... I don't know, I wasn't there!

Team America: World Police

America...
America...
America, **** YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother ****ing day yeah,
America, **** YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah,
Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too,
America, **** YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
America, **** YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow

**** YEAH!

McDonalds, **** YEAH!
Wal-Mart, **** YEAH!
The Gap, **** YEAH!
Baseball, **** YEAH!
NFL, ****, YEAH!
Rock and roll, **** YEAH!
The Internet, **** YEAH!
Slavery, **** YEAH!

**** YEAH!

Starbucks, **** YEAH!
Disney world, **** YEAH!
Porno, **** YEAH!
Valium, **** YEAH!
Reeboks, **** YEAH!
Fake Tits, **** YEAH!
Sushi, **** YEAH!
Taco Bell, **** YEAH!
Rodeos, **** YEAH!
Bed bath and beyond (**** yeah, **** yeah)

Liberty, **** YEAH!
White Slips, **** YEAH!
The Alamo, **** YEAH!
Band-aids, **** YEAH!
Las Vegas, **** YEAH!
Christmas, **** YEAH!
Immigrants, **** YEAH!
Popeye, **** YEAH!
Democrats, **** YEAH!
Republicans (republicans)
(**** yeah, **** yeah)
Sportsmanship
Books
 
Rocky somthing

Reporter: Whats your prediction for the fight tonight?
Clubber Lang: Prediction?
Reporter: Yes.. Prediction
Clubber Lang: (looks into camera) Pain

ahaha man you RULE! :D
 
300

THIS! IS! SPPPAAAARRRRRTTTTAAAAA!!11!1!11!!oneone!1!!
 
Army of Darkness

Ash: Whats that on your face?
Evil Ash: Huh?
Ash throws dirt in face.
 
From Cold Blooded:

*after lengthy discussion with a married couple about love*

Husband: "So, what did you come here for anyways?"
Guy: "Oh yeah..."

*Guy stands up and kills the husband and wife, then walks away*
 
The Thing:

Garry: I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS ****ING COUCH!

Blade Runner:

"All of these...moments, will be lost in time. Like tears, in the rain."
 
Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

*Arthur rides past with his servant'
CUSTOMER:
Who's that, then?
CART MASTER:
I dunno. Must be a king.
CUSTOMER:
Why?
CART MASTER:
He hasn't got shit all over him.

ARTHUR:
Old woman!
DENNIS:
Man!
ARTHUR:
Man. Sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
DENNIS:
I'm thirty-seven.
ARTHUR:
I-- what?
DENNIS:
I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old.
ARTHUR:
Well, I can't just call you 'Man'.
DENNIS:
Well, you could say 'Dennis'.
ARTHUR:
Well, I didn't know you were called 'Dennis'.
DENNIS:
Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you?
ARTHUR:
I did say 'sorry' about the 'old woman', but from the behind you looked--
DENNIS:
What I object to is that you automatically treat me like an inferior!
ARTHUR:
Well, I am King!
DENNIS:
Oh, King, eh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By 'anging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. If there's ever going to be any progress with the--
WOMAN:
Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here. Oh! How d'you do?

ARTHUR:
How do you do, good lady? I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Who's castle is that?
WOMAN:
King of the who?
ARTHUR:
The Britons.
WOMAN:
Who are the Britons?
ARTHUR:
Well, we all are. We are all Britons, and I am your king.
WOMAN:
I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.
DENNIS:
You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship: a self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes--
WOMAN:
Oh, there you go bringing class into it again.
DENNIS:
That's what it's all about. If only people would hear of--
ARTHUR:
Please! Please, good people. I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?
WOMAN:
No one lives there.
ARTHUR:
Then who is your lord?
WOMAN:
We don't have a lord.
ARTHUR:
What?
DENNIS:
I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week,...
ARTHUR:
Yes.
DENNIS:
...but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting...
ARTHUR:
Yes, I see.
DENNIS:
...by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,...
ARTHUR:
Be quiet!
DENNIS:
...but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major--
ARTHUR:
Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
WOMAN:
Order, eh? Who does he think he is? Heh.
ARTHUR:
I am your king!
WOMAN:
Well, I didn't vote for you.
ARTHUR:
You don't vote for kings.
WOMAN:
Well, how did you become King, then?
ARTHUR:
The Lady of the Lake,...
[angels sing]
...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur.
[singing stops]
That is why I am your king!
DENNIS:
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR:
Be quiet!
DENNIS:
Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR:
Shut up!
DENNIS:
I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
ARTHUR:
Shut up, will you? Shut up!
DENNIS:
Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR:
Shut up!
DENNIS:
Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
ARTHUR:
Bloody peasant!
DENNIS:
Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?


The the quotes in itallics is the funniest lines i have ever heard
 
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