Famous last words

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Picture this. It's ten days from now. You're sentenced to death, and the whole world will watch it happen. The fun side is that you have the opportunity to say something epic, something that everybody will remember for the rest of their lives.

How epic would you be? Or would you just phail?
 
"Gingers will prevail!"

But I'd be the last one executed.

Phail.
 
"LONG LIVE GOATSE!!!"

OR something to that equivalent..
 
It really depends on why I was sentenced to death and why I'm being broadcast to the whole world.
 
I would sing the 'DELTA ARE A BUNCH OF WANKERS' song made popular at the airsoft weekend I recently attended. Or, along similar lines, 'VIVA ESTEFEZ!'

Damn you, Delta Team. Damn you.
 
Although not last words, I thunked the other day that on my headstone would be "Another day, another sausage"
Anyone know where that's from? clue: it's in a song (pretty obscure mind).
 
Frank Zappa - Jezebel Boy

You can create your own context of death sentence. As long as it's at least moderately funny.
 
Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
 
If it wasn't already taken, I'd go with: "I told you I was ill."
Or: /quit
 
"I came here to die, not to make a speech"
 
So here it ends. You drag me before you as a public spectacle, as some form of perverse entertainment. Maybe you just want to make sure that I die. Maybe you have to witness it, see it with your own two eyes, see the monster in front of you, the beast, the cold-blooded murderer meet his end.

But you have no idea what you're doing. How could you possibly understand? You see me as a remorseless killer, but everything I did, I did for you. The people. You have no idea the gap you're creating, because when I'm gone, there will be no one left to keep the masses in check. Then you'll have a new monster on your hands, and you'll pray for the one from days past.

You want my confession? You want to hear the words from my lips before I die? Well here it is:

I did it. I killed them all. I just couldn't stand it anymore. I tried to tell them a million times, but they wouldn't listen. I told them all, "Stop quoting 4chan. Stop. Quoting. 4chan." And they wouldn't. So I killed them. I killed them all.

Go ahead and hang me, then. But you remember this day. You remember this day when someone passes you by on the street and says, "shoop da whoop, I did it for the lulz." You remember who let that day happen. It was YOU.

*Hangs*
 
Pretty much... even though I kind of...

*hangs*
 
"OMFG H4X!!!111one"

or "Clench your noses people, unless you like the stench of my fried piss!"
 
"good thing I hide that nuclear bomb very well,oh its 3 second to armagedon"
 
"It's all a conspiracy... A CONSPIRACY I SAY!"
 
Nothing is as epic as when Marv survives the last electrocution and looks up and smiles and says "that all you got?"
 
"Cmon I aint got all day"

And Zombie, yes! Hate for you is diminishing.
 
"I'm Alberto Gonzalez! Not Gonzales! Gonzalez!"
 
"I invented an anti-gravity belt, but it's hidden"

(taken from Dilbert)
 
"Can we shuffle things along, I got allot on."

"I'M TELLING YOU IT WAS Cnl. MUSTARD IN THE RUMPUS ROOM WITH THE CANDLE STICK WHY WONT YOU LISTEN!"
 
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