Famous Movie Quotes: HL Style

[DoctorWeeTodd]

Not too long ago the American Film Institute had a special where they decided on and showcased the 100 quotes. I decided it would be fun for us to change them around with Half-Life characters and settings. Whoever can name where all of these quotes came from I will ask for their hand in marriage!:angel:



Gordon[To Alyx]: I'm saying it because it's true. Inside of us, we both know you belong with Barney. You're part of his work, the thing that keeps him going. If that dropship leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.
Alyx: But what about us?
Gordon: We'll always have City 17.
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Barney: Want some bullsquid?
Gordon: No man, I don't eat bullsquid.
Barney: Are you Jewish?
Gordon: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on slime, that's all.
Barney: Why not?
Gordon: Bullsquid are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Barney: Tentacle Roast tastes gooood. Rib roast tastes gooood.
Gordon: Hey, sewer-headcrabs may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy mother****er. Bullsquid sleep and root in their own bile and stomach fluids and hump and eat anything they come across. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own vomit.
Barney: How about a houndeye? Houndeyes hump corpses and eat feces.
Gordon: I don't eat houndeye either.
Barney: Yeah, but do you consider a houndeye to be a filthy animal?
Gordon: I wouldn't go so far as to call a houndeye filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a houndeye's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Barney: Ah, so by that rationale, if a bullquid had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Gordon: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' mother****in' bullsquid. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?
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[Gordon looks on in profound sadness and disbelief as he finds Alyx with a hole blown through her eye as he gets to the dune buggy.]
Barney: Forget about it Gordon. It's Ravenholm!
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Breen[to Alyx]: I'll get you next time my pretty! And your little DOG too!
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Combine Advisor: The Freeman must not become a rebel.
Breen: If he could be turned, he would be a powerful ally.
Combine Advisor: Yes. Yes. He would be a great asset. Can it be done?
Breen: He will join us or die, my master.
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[Using the Gravity Gun, Eli effortlessly lifts the airboat from the canal.]
Gordon: I don't believe it!
Eli: That is why you fail!
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[Nova Prospekt, the razor train has just dropped off newly arrived transfers.]
Prisoner: When do we eat?
[A civil protection officer walks up and beats him mercilessly with his stun baton.]
Metrocop: You eat when we say you eat. You shit when we say you shit. You piss when we say you piss. You got that, you maggot dick mother****er?
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(Naturally we would have G-Man in the Agent Smith role, but it makes more sense for Breen to be in his place.)

Breen[To Eli]: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure.
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Adrian(To the Geneworm): You are one ugly mother****er.
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Gordon(After impaling Overwatch soldier with crossbow): Stick around!
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Gordon: Dog, I don't think we're in Black Mesa anymore.
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Gordon: And if this is your army, why does it go?
Rebel: We didn't come here to fight for them.
Second Rebel: Home, the Combine are too many!
Gordon: I am Gordon Freeman.
Second Rebel[In disbelief]: But Gordon Freeman is seven feet tall!
Gordon Freeman: Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse.
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Gordon: From this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take away our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!
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Gordon: Are you a good vortigraunt or a bad vortigraunt?
(Last Wizard of Oz quote I swear!)
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Breen[To Prisoners]: We are looking for a lone terrorist known as Gordon Freeman. Is he in your ranks? If so speak up!
Resistance member: I'AM GORDON FREEMAN!
Rebel: No, I'AM GORDON FREEMAN!
Freedom Fighter: I'AM GORDON FREEMAN TOO!

[Suddenly the entire mob erupts confessing they are Gordon Freeman]

Breen[Frowning]: Crucify them all.
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Breen: The scientist who became a warrior. The warrior who became a freedom fighter. The freedom fighter who defied an administrator. Striking story! But now, the people want to know how the story ends. Only a famous death will do. And what could be more glorious than to challenge the Administrator himself in the great Citadel?
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Barney[Waving wildly]: COMBINE RATION PACKS ARE PEOPLE TOO!
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Vortigraunt: Fluxuation mother****er! Do you speak it?
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Father Grigori: You the man now dawg!
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Gordon: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .357 Magnum, one of the most powerful handguns in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
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Eli: Strangers from distant lands, friends of old you have been summoned here to answer the threat of Xen. Earth stands upon the brink of destruction, none can escape it. You will unite or you will fall. We are all bound to this one fate, this one doom. Bring forth the crystal Gordon.
[Gordon puts the crystal on a stand for all to see]
Breen: It is a gift. A gift to the foes of Xen. Why not use this ring? By the blood of our people are your lands kept safe. Give Earth the weapon of the enemy. Let us use it against him.
Kleiner: You cannot wield it. None of us can. The crystal answers to Nihilanth alone. It has no other master.
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Breen: We must join with him, Eli. We must join with Nihilanth. It would be wise, my friend.
Eli: Tell me, "friend", when did Wallace Breen abandon reason for madness?
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Cubbage: It rubs the lotion on it's skin it does this whenever it's told. It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it get the hose again.
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Rebel: Gordon Freeman? You used to be big!
Gordon[Madly]: I'am big! It's the resistance that got small!




Originally I was gonna make Gordon mute everytime he was about to say a line but that novelty would have only lasted so long.

So come on and join in with me.

Add some quotes!

 

[Puzzlemaker]

You, my friend, have too much time on your hands. Learn to programm, make 3D models, or whatever.

 

[venturon]

That was actually quite funny, thank you.

 

[Que-Ever]

Gordon: From this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take away our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FRRRRRREEEEEDAHM!

I fixed it for ya. Pretty funny.

 

[DeusExMachina]

First one's Casablanca
Second one's Pulp Fiction
Third one's Chinatown

Yeah I could go on about all of these.

 

[Ageless Stranger]

Gordon[To Alyx]: I'm saying it because it's true. Inside of us, we both know you belong with Barney. You're part of his work, the thing that keeps him going. If that dropship leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.
Alyx: But what about us?
Gordon: We'll always have City 17.

Casablanca.

Breen[to Alyx]: I'll get you next time my pretty! And your little DOG too!

The Wizard of Oz.

Combine Advisor: The Freeman must not become a rebel.
Breen: If he could be turned, he would be a powerful ally.
Combine Advisor: Yes. Yes. He would be a great asset. Can it be done?
Breen: He will join us or die, my master.

The Empire Strikes Back.

[Using the Gravity Gun, Eli effortlessly lifts the airboat from the canal.]
Gordon: I don't believe it!
Eli: That is why you fail!

The Matrix? I'm not sure about this one.

Breen[To Eli]: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure.

The Matrix. You pretty much gave this one away.

Adrian(To the Geneworm): You are one ugly mother****er.

Predator.

Gordon(After impaling Overwatch soldier with crossbow): Stick around!

Predator.

Gordon: Dog, I don't think we're in Black Mesa anymore.

The Wizard of Oz.

Gordon: And if this is your army, why does it go?
Rebel: We didn't come here to fight for them.
Second Rebel: Home, the Combine are too many!
Gordon: I am Gordon Freeman.
Second Rebel[In disbelief]: But Gordon Freeman is seven feet tall!
Gordon Freeman: Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse.

Braveheart.

Gordon: From this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take away our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!

Braveheart.

Gordon: Are you a good vortigraunt or a bad vortigraunt?
(Last Wizard of Oz quote I swear!)

Obviously, the Wizard of Oz.

Breen: The scientist who became a warrior. The warrior who became a freedom fighter. The freedom fighter who defied an administrator. Striking story! But now, the people want to know how the story ends. Only a famous death will do. And what could be more glorious than to challenge the Administrator himself in the great Citadel?

Gladiator.

Gordon: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .357 Magnum, one of the most powerful handguns in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Dirty Harry.

Eli: Strangers from distant lands, friends of old you have been summoned here to answer the threat of Xen. Earth stands upon the brink of destruction, none can escape it. You will unite or you will fall. We are all bound to this one fate, this one doom. Bring forth the crystal Gordon.
[Gordon puts the crystal on a stand for all to see]
Breen: It is a gift. A gift to the foes of Xen. Why not use this ring? By the blood of our people are your lands kept safe. Give Earth the weapon of the enemy. Let us use it against him.
Kleiner: You cannot wield it. None of us can. The crystal answers to Nihilanth alone. It has no other master.

The Lord of the Rings? I've never actually seen it, but it seems fitting enough.

Cubbage: It rubs the lotion on it's skin it does this whenever it's told. It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it get the hose again.

Silence of the Lambs.

Some of these seem awfully familiar, but I can't quite put my finger on them. I'll probably slap myself when I find out what they are.

 

[DoctorWeeTodd]

You, my friend, have too much time on your hands. Learn to programm, make 3D models, or whatever.

I'm babysitting my cousins. This is what keeps me sane!

 

[RaBiD WeAzEL]

It's... Very...... Well, I'm sure it was slightly fun to work on.

 

[Defpotec22]

i loved it

 

[bat_lyubo]

A nice thing to think about but, how long did it take you to construct this whole thing, DoctorWeeTodd

 

[Qhartb]

Gordon[To Alyx]: I'm saying it because it's true. Inside of us, we both know you belong with Barney. You're part of his work, the thing that keeps him going. If that dropship leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.
Alyx: But what about us?
Gordon: We'll always have City 17.
Casablanca
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Breen[to Alyx]: I'll get you next time my pretty! And your little DOG too!
Wizard of Oz
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Combine Advisor: The Freeman must not become a rebel.
Breen: If he could be turned, he would be a powerful ally.
Combine Advisor: Yes. Yes. He would be a great asset. Can it be done?
Breen: He will join us or die, my master.
Empire Strikes Back
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[Using the Gravity Gun, Eli effortlessly lifts the airboat from the canal.]
Gordon: I don't believe it!
Eli: That is why you fail!
Empire Strikes Back
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Breen[To Eli]: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure.
The Matrix
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Adrian(To the Geneworm): You are one ugly mother****er.
Predator
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Gordon(After impaling Overwatch soldier with crossbow): Stick around!
Predator
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Gordon: Dog, I don't think we're in Black Mesa anymore.
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Gordon: And if this is your army, why does it go?
Rebel: We didn't come here to fight for them.
Second Rebel: Home, the Combine are too many!
Gordon: I am Gordon Freeman.
Second Rebel[In disbelief]: But Gordon Freeman is seven feet tall!
Gordon Freeman: Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse.
Braveheart
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Gordon: From this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take away our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!
Braveheart
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Gordon: Are you a good vortigraunt or a bad vortigraunt?
Wizard of Oz
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Breen: The scientist who became a warrior. The warrior who became a freedom fighter. The freedom fighter who defied an administrator. Striking story! But now, the people want to know how the story ends. Only a famous death will do. And what could be more glorious than to challenge the Administrator himself in the great Citadel?
Gladiator
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Gordon: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .357 Magnum, one of the most powerful handguns in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
Dirty Harry
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Eli: Strangers from distant lands, friends of old you have been summoned here to answer the threat of Xen. Earth stands upon the brink of destruction, none can escape it. You will unite or you will fall. We are all bound to this one fate, this one doom. Bring forth the crystal Gordon.
[Gordon puts the crystal on a stand for all to see]
Breen: It is a gift. A gift to the foes of Xen. Why not use this ring? By the blood of our people are your lands kept safe. Give Earth the weapon of the enemy. Let us use it against him.
Kleiner: You cannot wield it. None of us can. The crystal answers to Nihilanth alone. It has no other master.
Fellowship of the Ring
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Breen: We must join with him, Eli. We must join with Nihilanth. It would be wise, my friend.
Eli: Tell me, "friend", when did Wallace Breen abandon reason for madness?
Fellowship of the Ring
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Cubbage: It rubs the lotion on it's skin it does this whenever it's told. It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it get the hose again.
Silence of the Lambs
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Rebel: Gordon Freeman? You used to be big!
Gordon[Madly]: I'am big! It's the resistance that got small!
Sunset Blvd.

 

[DoctorWeeTodd]

Edit: Close Qhartb but no cigar. Lets not move too fast honey.

I'm surprised none of you have added any on your own. On the Doom 3 and Vampire The Masquerade forums they reached two pages of quotes in under an hour. Are you telling me they're more creative (Or bored) than you guys? Well then I guess I'll start another round.

I haven't done these ones because I couldn't find their excact wording on imdb so I'm gonna do it by memory.

Breen[As the Citadel collapses]: Hey ma! I made it, top of the world!
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Metropcop: Wallace Breen says hello.
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[Gordon reaches over to shake the G-Man's hands. When he makes contact he recieves a vision. Of the G-Man sabotaging his train so it'll arrive late, throwing a wrench into the machinery, carting the crystal, consulting Breen to rush the deadline of the experiment.]
Gordon(Gasping): Oh Jesus!
G-Man: You know what the scariest thing is? To not know your place in this world.
Gordon(In disgust): You're sick!
G-Man: All those sacrifices just to find you. In the comics you can usually tell who the villain is because they're the excact opposite of the hero and they're usually friends too! Just like me and you. Now that we know who you are, I know who I am. I'm not a mistake.
[Gordon walks slowly away]
G-Man: They called me Mr. Glass.
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[Gordon walks out of the building limping. Suddenly he stops and walks upright takes a briefcase and from it unfolds a blue suit, dresses in it and removes his glasses.]
Gordon[voice over]:The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he never existed. And like that he was gone.
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Gordon: But wheres Alyx and why isn't there a building where Black Mesa East should be?
G-Man: You see Gordon, if you were never born the resonance cascade would've happened anyway even if it wasn't by your hands. Then Eli and Kleiner would have walked into a squad of marines you didn't take care of and killed on the spot, thus the resistance never found leaders to form it. The vortigraunts are still slaves because the Nihilanth still lives. People depend even though you don't think so.
Gordon: Oh I take it back, take me back! I want to live.
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Gordon: I didn't mean to hit on you.
G-Man: I know that.
Gordon: I kinda liked you as a girl.
G-Man: Well theres a start.
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Eli: Hey, I know who you are and come here, it's a secret.
[singing in Gordon ear]
Eli: Asante sahna squash banana webe wu a webe wu!
Gordon: Stop that! What does that mean anyway?
Eli: It means YOU'RE a baboon... and I'm not.
Gordon: I think you're a little confused...
Eli: WRONG! I'm not the one who's confused. YOU don't even know who you are.
Gordon: [sarcastically] And I suppose you know
Eli: You're Gordon Freeman.
Gordon:[shocked silence]
Eli: Bye.

__________________
Some of my favorite quotes also come from porno.

Gordon[To Alyx]: Hey haven't I seen you somewhere? From magazines I mean, like Vogue, Cosmo, National Geographic, Architectural Digest?
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Gordon[To Alyx]: THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM! Your clittoris is in your throat!

EDIT: It took me about 30 minutes to finish the first post.

 

[D.L]

[Gordon reaches over to shake the G-Man's hands. When he makes contact he recieves a vision. Of the G-Man sabotaging his train so it'll arrive late, throwing a wrench into the machinery, carting the crystal, consulting Breen to rush the deadline of the experiment.]
Gordon(Gasping): Oh Jesus!
G-Man: You know what the scariest thing is? To not know your place in this world.
Gordon(In disgust): You're sick!
G-Man: All those sacrifices just to find you. In the comics you can usually tell who the villain is because they're the excact opposite of the hero and they're usually friends too! Just like me and you. Now that we know who you are, I know who I am. I'm not a mistake.
[Gordon walks slowly away]
G-Man: They called me Mr. Glass.
--Unbreakable

 

[iMMuNiTy]

Here's a few.

Eli, in Dr. Breen's office: You can run me, you can starve me and you can beat me and you can kill me. Just don't bore me.
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G-Man: People...all going somewhere...all with their own thoughts...with their own ideas...with their own personalities.
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Eli: Hi, Gordon, how's school? I bet those science chicks really dig that large cranium of yours, huh?
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G-Man: The sooner you know who you are and what you want the less you'll let things upset you.

And here are some Matrix quotes:

Gordon, after seeing G-Man take off his suit, revealing a monkey: It's impossible!
G-Man/Monkey: Not impossible. Inevitable.
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Dr. Breen to Gordon: I'm not such a bad guy, once you get to know me.
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Dr. Breen: I want what you want. I want...everything.
Gordon: Will that include a bullet from this gun?
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[DoctorWeeTodd]

Here's a few.

Eli, in Dr. Breen's office: You can run me, you can starve me and you can beat me and you can kill me. Just don't bore me.

Heartbreak Ridge

Eli: Hi, Gordon, how's school? I bet those science chicks really dig that large cranium of yours, huh?

Ghostsbusters. I'm still working on the second one.

 

[iMMuNiTy]

Here's some more to solve whilst your babysitting.

Gordon: So why'd you pick me?
G-Man: To piss off the captain.
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G-Man: I believe there's a hero in all of us. Gives us strength, makes us noble. Even though sometimes, we have to give up the thing we want the most.
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Gordon: Look..I...ah..flew 1500 miles for this meeting how about we get to the point?
Kleiner: No...actually you flew 1500 miles for a hundred grand...but that's not the point.
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Combien soldier to his squad, noticing Gordon approach: *Bleep* YOUZ MOTHAF*CKAS IS CRAZY! LOOK AT THAT BIG MOTHAF*CKAS GOTS A ROCKET LAUNCHA *Bleep*!
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Kleiner: Go with God.
Gordon: God's gonna sit this one out.
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Alyx: Gordon, are you alright there?..
Gordon: For a man p!ss!ng razor blades, yeah!...
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Gordon: Where are we going?
Alyx: The Valley of Ravenholm
Gordon: No one goes through the Valley of Ravenholm.. That's why they call it the Valley of Ravenholm.

Have fun!

 

[DoctorWeeTodd]

Here's some more to solve whilst your babysitting.

Gordon: So why'd you pick me?
G-Man: To piss off the captain.

SWAT

G-Man: I believe there's a hero in all of us. Gives us strength, makes us noble. Even though sometimes, we have to give up the thing we want the most.

Spider-Man 2

Gordon: Look..I...ah..flew 1500 miles for this meeting how about we get to the point?
Kleiner: No...actually you flew 1500 miles for a hundred grand...but that's not the point.

Password: Swordfish

Kleiner: Go with God.
Gordon: God's gonna sit this one out.

The Punisher (Other than his one liners the movie sucked. You play the video game? It's awesome!)

Alyx: Gordon, are you alright there?..
Gordon: For a man p!ss!ng razor blades, yeah!...

The Green Mile

Gordon: Where are we going?
Alyx: The Valley of Ravenholm
Gordon: No one goes through the Valley of Ravenholm.. That's why they call it the Valley of Ravenholm.

Pulp Fiction right?

 

[iMMuNiTy]

Pulp Fiction right?

Wrong. Scorpion King. Valley of The Dead. Rings any bells?

I've played the video game (The Punisher). Pretty good. The movie was trash, though.

Here are some more (the last ones, though).

Breen: I think I'll kill you.
Gordon: Think of my children!
Breen: You don't have any children...
Gordon: Someday I might!
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Gordon: Dance with me.
Alyx: You don't dance.
Gordon: It was just my cover, sweetheart.
Alyx: Was sloth your cover, too?
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Alyx: Is this good or do i have to take the rest of my clothes off?
*Pause*
Alyx: ...Gordon?..
Gordon: I'm thinking.
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Gordon: It's Triple TKA time...
Alyx & Gordon: Time to Totally. Kick. Ass.
*A re-mix of "Let's get it started" song can be heard in the background*
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Kleiner: Einstein's theory of relativity. Grab hold of a hot pan, a second can seem like an hour. Put your hands on a hot woman, an hour can seem like a second. It's all relative.
Gordon: I spent four years at Cal Tech, and that's the best physics explanation I've ever heard.
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Eli: Like black men don't have enough ways to get killed without climbing up some stupid ass Citadel in the middle of God nowhere! You leave that to the white folks! Brother!
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Kleiner: Right before Alyx's mother died she told you to take care of her daughter. I don't think shooting her is taking care of her.
Gordon: I'm not gonna kill her, I'm just gonna shoot her in the leg. She can still work with one leg! Remember that one guy who worked all those years with one arm?
Kleiner: Yep, but he wasn't very good.
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Rebel #1: Have you ever heard of Evel Knievel?
Rebel #2: No, I never saw Star Wars.
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Dr. Breen, talking through the large Screen in the City 17 Plaza: How many lives do we live? How many times do we die? They say we all lose 21 grams... at the exact moment of our death. Everyone. And how much fits into 21 grams? How much is lost? When do we lose 21 grams? How much goes with them? How much is gained? How much is gained? Twenty-one grams. The weight of a stack of five nickels. The weight of a hummingbird. A chocolate bar. How much did 21 grams weigh?
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Last ones, I swear. Requires too much free time.

 

[xzeox]

This whole thread requires to much free time.

 

[iMMuNiTy]

It's better than your SPASM movies, nontheless.

Don't like it, don't read it.

 

[jabberwock95]

Combien soldier to his squad, noticing Gordon approach: *Bleep* YOUZ MOTHAF*CKAS IS CRAZY! LOOK AT THAT BIG MOTHAF*CKAS GOTS A ROCKET LAUNCHA *Bleep*!

Resident Evil: Apocalypse

Kleiner: Right before Alyx's mother died she told you to take care of her daughter. I don't think shooting her is taking care of her.
Gordon: I'm not gonna kill her, I'm just gonna shoot her in the leg. She can still work with one leg! Remember that one guy who worked all those years with one arm?
Kleiner: Yep, but he wasn't very good.

Armageddon.

 

[Defpotec22]

Dr. Breen, talking through the large Screen in the City 17 Plaza: How many lives do we live? How many times do we die? They say we all lose 21 grams... at the exact moment of our death. Everyone. And how much fits into 21 grams? How much is lost? When do we lose 21 grams? How much goes with them? How much is gained? How much is gained? Twenty-one grams. The weight of a stack of five nickels. The weight of a hummingbird. A chocolate bar. How much did 21 grams weigh?.

21 grams obviously, one of the best movies of all time

 

[DoctorWeeTodd]

21 grams obviously, one of the best movies of all time

About the 21 grams quote. People in the medical profession think thats just the air and gasses escaping the body instead of the soul as many people believe.

 

[xzeox]

It's better than your SPASM movies, nontheless.

Don't like it, don't read it.

Yes I dont like it. Thats why i didnt waste my time reading it. And why do you always have to bring my Spasm movies into every fricken thread I encounter you in? I was just messing around with the spasm movies anyway.

 

[DoctorWeeTodd]

Yes I dont like it. Thats why i didnt waste my time reading it. And why do you always have to bring my Spasm movies into every fricken thread I encounter you in? I was just messing around with the spasm movies anyway.

Now boys, stop fighting or you won't get your ice cream.

He's bringing the stuff up my man because you don't seem to show humility or admit to mistakes despite your short time on these boards which many senior members look down upon. So just calm down fella! No need to get so angry over the internet.

 

[iMMuNiTy]

But I want my ice-cream!

 

[Jintor]

I love this game!

Breen: No commercials. (pause) NO MERCY!!!!!

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G-Man: Well, now i guess you're of no real use to me now you're dead.
Gordon: I'm DEAD?
G-Man: Naw, Just messing with ya.

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Eli: How's your shooting, Gordon?
Gordon: Good. I've been dead on all morning.
Eli: What about that little guy?
[points to a bullet hole in the shooting target's neck]
Gordon: Who, that little guy? I wouldn't worry about that little guy.

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Alyx: What is it? Is it terrorists?
Eli: These came from some place else.
Alyx: What do you mean, like, ...Australia?
Eli: No, Robbie, not like Australia!

Bah, those are crap...

 

[Agent G-Man]

3rd one is War of the Worlds.

 

[DoctorWeeTodd]

Gordon: Dr. Mossman? Are you trying to seduce me?
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Gordon: And just how do I get to this great wizard of Black Mesa East?
Citizen: Just follow the Underground Railroad!