Fashion tips for women

[Instinct]

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=fashion


Amen to that

 

[Dalamari]

That has to be the most uninteresting Maddox article I've ever read....

HE REALLY SHOWED THOSE KIDS WHO SHOP AT HOLLISTER AND WEAR CROCS!!

 

[Raziaar]

My interest in him really waned when he became a sellout.

 

[Darkside55]

Boy, nothing's worse than when a moderately-funny internet psuedo-celebrity sells out, eh, Raz?

 

[Tyguy]

why is he a sell-out again?

 

[<RJMC>]

I have never seen those "crocs"

non the castro hats

red lipsticks are not a big deal to me

but what he say of those tits curtains is true? it made them look fatter in fact
so I dont get it why womens wear those

 

[Hellrider]

I saw those crocs and a lot..

 

[tehsolace]

rofl @ "tit curtains"

totally true. red lipstick does look f*cking stupid, as to tit curtain shirts.

 

[Raziaar]

why is he a sell-out again?

It's just the way I feel with all the stuff he's trying to branch out into now. I mean it's fine if he tries to go down the financial success route, but it seems to me that it goes against everything he always stood for.

Not to mention the fact that I feel he's become completely homogenized.

 

[Saltpeter]

He's written better stuff than this. I loved his article on why the Titanic was a conspiracy.

 

[Darkside55]

He stood for making mock of things. How do you go against...

 

[Vegeta897]

I think it was a great article. Made me laugh.

Better than a continuation of the hiatus he was on.

 

[Cheomesh]

I don't look at peoples feet so I don't think I've seen crocs around here. I agree on the tit curtains though.

What makes him a sell out? The definition on that is variable, depending on person. Personally I don't care as 1/2 of what he says isn't funny to me. His book was pretty funny though.

 

[Raziaar]

Everybody is entitled to their opinion. :thumbs:

I used to like his stuff, I'm often skeptical about his new work though.

I think he has the whole mentality of, "Everybody thinks I'm awesome, and therefore they'll just eat up whatever I dish them."

 

[Stigmata]

tits curtains

Sadly this was funnier than the entire article.

 

[Darkside55]

I think he has the whole mentality of, "Everybody thinks I'm awesome, and therefore they'll just eat up whatever I dish them."

*Points to the OP, and the topic we're in right now*

 

[Raziaar]

Confusion and passive-aggressiveness begin to set in for Raziaar.

 

[Darkside55]

That's the worst kind of aggressiveness! =x

 

[Instinct]

I f***ing hate crocs.

 

[Baal]

I don't notice lipstick on women, but everything else he said I agree with.

But it was all funny, as always, regardless if I agree with what he says or not.

Crocs need to be abolished.

 

[evil^milk]

Holy shit, people actually wear crocs?

Jesus. Where?

 

[Tyguy]

I don't notice lipstick on women

Unless you date a professional lolly pop licker (no pun intended) I fail to believe you cannot sense the difference.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Crocs are so stupid imo. When I go places, I don't want to see or smell your rotten, stank ass feet.

Put that shit away.

Holy shit, people actually wear crocs?

Jesus. Where?

Down here. You wouldn't believe the number of rednecks/preteen blondes who wear that shit.

 

[Cheomesh]

That's the worst kind of aggressiveness! =x

Except phallic aggression.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Except phallic aggression.

Is that an offer or are you just asking for it?

 

[phantomdesign]

That article should become required reading for all females between ages 18 and 30.

 

[Dalamari]

I like how the bad-ass pirate who kicks his neighbors in the face (and other "I'm an internet tough guy bullshit) is bothered with what women wear, and is willing to give them fashio tips

Maddox was funny when I was 14, but now he's just doing the whole "angry nerd" gimmick

 

[Pesmerga]

Clearly a poor footwear decision.

 

[Cheomesh]

Maddox was funny when I was 14, but now he's just doing the whole "angry nerd" gimmick

Kinda like Darkside...


And I agree. His stuff can be pretty lame.

 

[Baal]

Unless you date a professional lolly pop licker (no pun intended) I fail to believe you cannot sense the difference.

Whoa whoa whoa, I meant looks, as per the article.

I wouldn't know what it "feels" like, I'm a disaster.

 

[Russian Mafia]

Hello, my head is coming out of a giant vagina.

Oh God, I loled very hard.

 

[Bad^Hat]

I read this a couple of days ago and deliberately didn't post it here.

 

[Druckles]

Wow... I thought it was just me... seems there are other people who feel my pain.

 

[Phobie]

Not up to his usual standard, but lordy lordy, is he right.

 

[Druckles]

I don't suppose you could answer the question Phobie: why do women even do it??

 

[Phobie]

Because we're absolutely moronic. I don't wear crocs or vaginaneck shirts or tit curtains, but I know... well everyone I know does one of those. Although Vaginanecks are totally out.

 

[Druckles]

It's the tit curtains that really get me. Sure, I don't mind people wearing vaginaneck tops, because it's generally old women, so it's not going to bother me as much. But seriously... why the hell would a woman chose to cover her body in what resembles no more than a sack? I swear... it reminds me of Derelicte from Zoolander.

Sometimes I worry for the sake of humanity (again again)

 

[Cheomesh]

Because we're absolutely moronic. I don't wear crocs or vaginaneck shirts or tit curtains, but I know... well everyone I know does one of those. Although Vaginanecks are totally out.

I would imagine it feels weird around the neck, and you if you lean over to pick anything up it would get caught on practically everything.

 

[<RJMC>]

I also havent seen the vaginanecks

 

[Phobie]

I would imagine it feels weird around the neck, and you if you lean over to pick anything up it would get caught on practically everything.

I, thankfully have never worn one.

I'm actually guilty of buying a reduced price tit curtain, which was a really pretty dress... and I thought.. I'll make it tit anti-curtain by wearing a belt around it, but it looked bloody AWFUL both ways, so I cut it up and used it as bedding for my pets.

They didn't really like it either.