Fat woman is fat, pay money to watch her eat

[Ezra]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...er-determined-worlds-fattest-woman-years.html

Donna Simpson already weighs 43st, but she is determined to nearly double her size to become the world's fattest woman.

The 42-year-old from New Jersey, U.S, is set on reaching the 1,000lb mark (71st) in just two years. Remarkably she insists she is healthy, despite now needing a mobility scooter when she goes shopping

To fund the massive $750 weekly food shop, she runs a website where men pay her to watch her eat fast food.

I am baffled, who would pay to watch a fat person eat food? Just go to a Mcdonalds and bring binoculars or something.
Am I missing out on something magical, or is there nothing sexy about watching a massive woman eat a burger?

 

[Naph]

Literally watch someone eat their way into a coffin.
Provided she doesn't eat the coffin too.

 

[Shyam]

Literally watch someone eat their way into a coffin.
Provided she doesn't eat the coffin too.

It's the new extreme brand of sports.

I vote Death Race next.

 

[Krynn72]

I am baffled, who would pay to watch a fat person eat food? Just go to a Mcdonalds and bring binoculars or something.
Am I missing out on something magical, or is there nothing sexy about watching a massive woman eat a burger?

Yes, you're missing the fact that some people are sick and want to see this lady die.

 

[Naph]

Death Race.

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[Mr Stabby]

What a disgusting person. Pretty selfish thing to do to her children.

 

[VirusType2]

What a greedy ****ing pig. Save some food for the Ethiopians. god damn.

 

[Stormy]

haha thats epic

Really sucks to be that kid tho, must be odd having such a beast for a mum.

 

[Hells Angel]

What the hell? Who in gods name is thinking "I need to getme some of that shiz"

 

[Ezra]

You would think the husband would tell her to stop as she will most probably die, but apparantly he has a fat fetish and encourages her to eat more. Admirers even send her protein shakes so she can bulk up quicker. It's a crazy world we live in.

 

[Warped]

new sport: Gluttonball

 

[VirusType2]

Jabba the Hutt

 

[Tyguy]

Save some food for the Ethiopians. god damn.

In the words of Sam Kinison..."GO WHERE THE FOOD IS, AHH, AHHHHHHH!!!!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0q4o58pKwA

such a legend

 

[Raziaar]

So... all this expense, all this detriment to her health. To do what? Get into the Guiness world record book that people will surpass again and again as the years go by once she dies of a heart attack?

It's like trying to get fame for being on a shooting spree. Yeah, you're going to get recognition. You're going to be infamous. But then you die or go to jail for life... history forgets you even existed, and other people out-murder you.

I can understand why she attempts to move so little. Shifting her weight to pass gas might cost her twenty pounds worth of energy consumption.




EDIT:

"'Dieting just made me miserable because I was thinking about food all the time.,' she said."

Now things are different! Oh, I still think about food all of the time, but now it's a matter of, I NEED MORE FOOD IN MY BELLY I CAN'T EVER GET ENOUGH!

But just before she was due to go under the knife, her friend died during a similar operation.
'That was a sign for me,' Ms Simpson said.

A sign that you shouldn't die due to a surgical procedure. Instead, you'll die due to heart disease.

 

[Krynn72]

Imaging the feces that erupts from that beast. I wonder if she can even get on a toilet.

 

[Naph]

Imaging the feces that erupts from that beast. I wonder if she can even get on a toilet.

Fat girl, 1 silo

 

[Hells Angel]

She doesn't. She asks people to pay to watch that too,

 

[Felix]

Would.

 

[AJ Rimmer]

haha thats epic

Really sucks to be that kid tho, must be odd having such a beast for a mum.

Are you kidding? Look at the picture with her and her daughter! That grin says to me "Yaaay! My mom is a human beanbag."

 

[CptStern]

"despite now needing a mobility scooter when she goes shopping"

Disney was like this; when the park opened in the morning there was a long line at the scooter rental area; none of them were handicapped, just really fat. one well placed grenade would have saved the park millions a year in broken chairs, broken toilet seats, crushed escalators and other damages caused by the excesses of the morbidly obese

 

[Hells Angel]

Disney was like this;

Does that mean you did something about this Stern?

 

[Darkside55]

Despite not being obese I like to ride those mobility scooters that some places like Wal-Mart provide. I stand up on them instead of sitting and pretend I'm the Green Goblin.

 

[Raziaar]

Despite not being obese I like to ride those mobility scooters that some places like Wal-Mart provide. I stand up on them instead of sitting and pretend I'm the Green Goblin.

But then Spiderman enters the store and you race for your pumpkin bombs.

 

[<RJMC>]

Does that mean you did something about this Stern?

he brought his sons there during the inauguration

walt disney accidently sliped some ice cream on his fedora hat and since that time stern hates the usa

 

[YROC]

Someone DDOS her website so she goes on a rampage, or loses weight.

 

[Darkside55]

You expect that a woman who eats when stressed is going to lose weight if her website is down?

 

[<RJMC>]

You expect that a woman who eats when stressed is going to lose weight if her website is down?

will collapse her jaw if that happens

 

[Solaris]

Link to the site please????

 

[Kaptain H]

I saw a fetish for women who stand over broken-down cars with confused expressions once. But ew. I know of a guy online who has for years had a fetish for fattening people up to horrible sizes by feeding them and watching them eat, I guess it really does happen.

 

[Rizzo]

Sick. She's asking people to help her get more food, and what's even more ****ed up then that, is that it's probably working. Seriously feed some ****ing african child or something god damn it.

I think I want her to choke on something. Like, really choke. Not just something you say when you read strange shit on the internet, but actually choke on a chicken mcnugget and die.

 

[Darkside55]

I saw a fetish for women who stand over broken-down cars with confused expressions once.

I've heard of the pedal pumping fetish, but this...and how would you even stumble across something like that?

 

[Shyam]

What Darkside said. truly you have reached into the deepest depths of the internets, the abyss of the human psyche. i can only imagine the scars you bear.

 

[Danimal]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...er-determined-worlds-fattest-woman-years.html





I am baffled, who would pay to watch a fat person eat food? Just go to a Mcdonalds and bring binoculars or something.
Am I missing out on something magical, or is there nothing sexy about watching a massive woman eat a burger?

It's a fetish, it's not really as small as you think.

 

[Hells Angel]

Well she certainly isn't small anyway...

Lets start a website where you can pay for African children to be given food in front of you so you feel like you're joining in?

 

[VirusType2]

Well she certainly isn't small anyway...

Lets start a website where you can pay for African children to be given food in front of you so you feel like you're joining in?

I would approve of this.

I'll take a number 4 combo for the anorexic one - better make it large fries, I don't know if she's going to make it.

 

[YROC]

I wonder if she has her diabeetus testin supply.

 

[Tyguy]

does this include watching her shit? THAT would be awesome.

 

[Raziaar]

does this include watching her shit? THAT would be awesome.

That would be quite the return on your investment.

 

[CptStern]

does this include watching her shit? THAT would be awesome.

well seeing as how you're paying to see her eat, seeing her shit is an added bonus. good thing there's no such thing as smell-o-vision as of yet

 

[dead again]

does this include watching her shit? THAT would be awesome.

In what? A swimming pool? Maybe some farmer could pay her to fertilize the fields. Or maybe she could work for the sewage dept. when they do stress tests on the flow capacity.