Favorite Body Wash

[Warped]

Mine would have to be Gillette's Hydrator + Body Wash simply because it gets me the cleanest fastest and it has light scents that don't sting the nose. I tried Axe which sucked, Old Spice which was horrible, Dial which was ok, and a few others. So what body wash do you use and why?

Also does anyone still just use plain soap anymore??

 

[Munro]

I'd be surprised if you lot actually washed.

 

[Stigmata]

I use plain soap all the time. Bodywashes smell manufactured, and tend to leave some sort of oily residue on my skin.

Plus I get complimented on my smell all the time. Even when I don't wear deodorant

 

[Dog--]

Irish Springs for body, Head and Shoulders (classic) for shampoo. It's always been like that. If either company stops making these things I'll kill myself.

 

[CptStern]

I'd be surprised if you lot actually washed.

^^ this


...I dont even think they wash a little

 

[NeptuneUK]

^^ this


...I dont even think they wash a little

Stop pretending to be a part of the hl2.net elite by using the good ol' fashioned 'us & them' mentality with Munro.

 

[VirusType2]

I bathe in a delicate combination of fecal matter and pube trimmings. Calgon take me away!

 

[Sam]

I like the smell of most of the Open Source stuff. Not the men's range though. For my hair I use Pantene shampoo and conditioner.

 

[CptStern]

the elite washes? have you been on heteria?

 

[Tyguy]

axe and a loofah does the trick, only need a dab of it.

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

Only fagets use axe.

 

[Krynn72]

Shampoo and bar soap is all this one uses.

 

[Tyguy]

Only fagets use axe.

only ******s judge people by the kind of soap they use...you ******.

Shampoo and bar soap is all this one uses.

Used to do this but if there was a single hair on it, no matter the length, i'd have to remove it to actually use the soap. OCD ftl

 

[Rizzo]

That's not OCD.

God damn it you can't ALL HAVE ****ING OCD! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?

 

[VirusType2]

Yeah, I won't use soap until the hair has been removed either. I think it is from an association with hair being a contaminate regarding food, medical, and basic cleanliness. Also because they can be from parts of the body like inside the nostril, hanging from your ball sack, adjacent to the anus, spiraling up the scrotum, curling back into the vagina, dangling from the armpit, going it alone out on the big toe, etc.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Shampoo and bar soap is all this one uses.

This.
**** yeah.

 

[No Limit]

Body wash? Jesus christ, grow some balls.

 

[xcellerate]

Soap.

yea, we're all ritzy and shit in alabama. Plus I'm not gay.

 

[Ennui]

I use normal bar soap, tho at school I use some liquid body wash (don't remember what kind) since it's kind of a pain to deal with bar soap in communal showers. All the super-scented ones are nasty though, I would rather just get clean with soap and then have my scent come from nice cologne than smell like a 14 year old who just doused himself with Axe cause he thinks he can get bitches that way.

 

[Rizzo]

Fact:
You do get bitches with Axe.

 

[Dalamari]

Some cheapo dove body wash, no smell and damn cheap.

 

[Qonfused]

Some Old Spice stuff, makes me smell rather good.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Old spice was fine, now using Irish Spring. It's all goooood.
Body wash kicks the shit out of bars though, get that shit out of here grampas.

 

[Stigmata]

Body wash is for sissies that can't hold a bar of soap without dropping it. There I said it.

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

Wow, did everyone leave their balls at the door or something?

 

[Dog--]

An an unrelated note - anyone ever sit down in the shower? I do sometimes, when I'm really tired. So Comfy.

 

[lefty]

Water, and soap. Queers.

and yes I do like to sit in the shower.

 

[jimbo118]

Whatever the fook is in the bathroom at the time of showering..

ie: use my sister's body wash.

 

[Dog--]

Water, and soap. Queers.

and yes I do like to sit in the shower.

My shower was made to lay down as a bath too, so sometimes I lay down in it while the shower is on.. I feel asleep one time, I was in there for like 2.5 hours, luckily no one was home. If there were they probably would've thought I had an epic fap fest.

 

[Saturos]

Irish Springs microbeads bar soap.

My skin is oily enough without a bodywash liquid to make it even more oily, and most of them do tend to have conditioners that do just that.
Right now though, I'm pretty funky as I haven't had a decent shower in nearly a week on account of our hot water heater being FUBAR'ed.

I smell of natural BO, fried foods, and coffee. Woo-hoo!
I hate cold water. I'm going to my cousin's house to wash tomorrow dammnit.

 

[unozero]

I use shower gel for my armpits but I lather my balls in luxurious bar soap.

 

[Saturos]

BTW, Irish Spring is a man's soap. Everything else is for sissies and girls.

 

[VirusType2]

Only if you whistle while you administer the lather.

 

[Eejit]

This stuff. Problem is I keep wanting to eat it, smells too appetising.

 

[VirusType2]

I will occasionally bathe in an actual chocolate vat. The only problem is with the ants.

 

[Robert-]

Axe. But if I'm out, whatever is in the shower at the time. A bar of soap is a last resort for me, it makes my skin feel odd.

 

[pomegranate]

Lime Original Source, powerful stench of it helps me wake up. Soap takes too long to wash off a hairy boday.

 

[jimbo118]

What's 'Irish' about Irish Springs?

 

[VirusType2]

It is made from Leprechaun penis.

 

[Munro]

= Lots of foamy fight fun!