Favorite Simpsons Quotes?

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Start posting your favorite Simpsons quotes... The best kind are the Homer kind. Not really a quote, but my favorite image in the simpsons is the uncle sam one in my signature. <points below> ;)
 
I like the haloween one... can't remember it exactly ...

(marge is on the police radio)

Marge: "HELP!!! HELP! ... my husband has gone mad and is trying to kill my family. Over." ...

(Fat PC bloke (forgot his name) is listening at police station)

Fat PC bloke: "Phew! Well thank god that's over!!!"


ROFLMAO!!!
 
Bart: Homer, what's that religion, where they have all these rules that don't really work in real life?

Homr: Oh, you mean Christianity!
 
<Otto> Man...they call em fingers, but I ain't never seen em fing.

*wiggles fingers*

<Otto> Oh...there they go.

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<Banker> Um, Mr. Simpson, your life savings, sir.
<Homer> Ah, and I see you have it in bill form. Excellent.
 
Comic store guy: Pardon me santos, if that is your real name, bart simpson, but your phoney credit card will not be accepted here, now make like my pants and split
 
BTW: The lazy cop is called Police cheif Clancy Wiggum, his wife is called Sarah and his son is called Ralph
 
Originally posted by gorilla
<Otto> Man...they call em fingers, but I ain't never seen em fing.

*wiggles fingers*

<Otto> Oh...there they go.

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<Banker> Um, Mr. Simpson, your life savings, sir.
<Homer> Ah, and I see you have it in bill form. Excellent.
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Best Simpsons, Ever.
 
<Phone>The fingers you have used to dial are too fat, if you would like to order a special dialing wand please mash the keypad with your hand now.

<Homer> AHHH!
 
Bart /lisa : Hello is Homer there, Homer sexual (sp :()
Moe: Hey everybody i need a homer sexual!
 
*Apu presses silent alarm*
Loudspeaker: SILENT ALARMED ACTIVATED!

Homer: If i could saw a few words....I'd be a better public speaker.
 
Head of the march: We're here! We're queer! Get used to it!

Lisa: You do this every year, we are used to it.
 
Computer: Press any key to continue.
Homer: Hmmmm, where's the any key.
 
Flanders: "What would the neighbors think?"
Lisa: "We're the neighbors and we don't think"
 
Homer:
"Trying is the first step towards faliure."
 
Homer: hello my name is mister burns, i beilve u have a letter for me.

post office guy: er, ok mr burns, wots ur first name?

Homer: i dont know

^^^ clasic!!^^^

comic book guy: is there a word in klingon for loneliness? ah, yes, GARGAK.

very funny :D
 
Originally posted by Willber123
Homer: hello my name is mister burns, i beilve u have a letter for me.

post office guy: er, ok mr burns, wots ur first name?

Homer: i dont know

^^^ clasic!!^^^

comic book guy: is there a word in klingon for loneliness? ah, yes, GARGAK.

very funny :D
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I love that Burns 1 to! :LOL:
 
Homer: I am the God, Genesh! This wedding angers me. It will break up or all will die.
Apu: Oh God!
Homer: Please Listen to me!
Indian: Tu begin Ganesh. Ganesh by undercan deay ne!
Homer: Stop chasing Ganesh, you're just going to get more Wrath!
 
In that episode where Homer has to get his jaw wired shut, and he's at that ball dance:

Burns: "And how are we this evening?"
Homer: *writes on his chalk board* So Hungry
Burns: "Why yes, this music IS from southern Hungary. That's quite an ear you've got. Here, have some money."

:LOL: The first time I saw that part, I couldn't stop laughing for so long...

EDIT: I also have a good Family Guy quote, forget which episode but Meg comes home really mad.

Meg - "Arghh, i hate my life, I think I might just go upstairs and eat a bag of peanuts!"
Parents - *stare at her in silence*
Meg - "I'm deathly allergic to peanuts!"
Parents - *stare at her in silence*
meg - "Arghh, you don't know anything about me!" *runs upstairs*
Peter - "Who was that guy?"
 
lmfao stigmata..that epsiode is brilliant!

The family guy one
 
Hello Operatior Give Me The Number For 911 (homer)
Im Gonna Drink Alotta Beer And Stay Out ALLLLLLLL night (homer)
My God Your Greasy (homer)
O Yeah Drugs You Gotta Have Drugs (homer)
oooo Erotic Cake(homer)
The Human Wang Is A Butiful Thing (homer)
Quess How Many Boobs I Saw Today!(homer)
i Have Misplaced My Pants(homer)
Lousy Democrats (homer)
 
dont know it exactly...

"I am so smart. I am so smart! S-M-R-T. S-M-R-T!" --Homer
 
Originally posted by DarkelP
*Apu presses silent alarm*
Loudspeaker: SILENT ALARMED ACTIVATED!

Homer: If i could saw a few words....I'd be a better public speaker.
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Bwahahaha--I loved that part.
Also, i liked these quotes
Homer:If bart can be El Barto, then I can be El Homo
:p
And also:
Homer: Quick! Gimme the number for 911!:LOL:
 
LOL I just remembered:

Hutz: Thank you, Dr. Hibbert. I rest my case.
Judge: You rest your case?
Hutz: What? Oh no, I thought that was just a figure of speech. CASE CLOSED.
 
"Mr. Hammock... Say hello to Madam Ass" --- Homer

"Speed it up Ugly!" --- Homer to Homer Clone


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"It would take three clones to beat the Original Homer!" --- Homer to Homer Clones

"Hmmmm..." --- Homer Clones to Homer

"Uhhhh, uh I mean four!" --- Homer to Homer Clones
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Umm... Yeah thats me, why?

Edit: I play primarily Desert Combat Now.
 
"I must have a Guardian Angel... With a rifle" --- Homer

"Not Mr. Blasty! It's okay boy... you'll be shooting Angels in Heaven" *sobs* --- Homer to Pistol



"Springfields weapons of death have been converted into weapons of climbing and sliding!" --- Mayor Quimby

"I proudly declare our town, Utterly Defenseless!" --- Mayor Quimby



"In the Jungle, the creepy Jungle, Homer rides a freak!" --- Homer
 
More classics:

"My eyes, the goggles, they do nothing!!" - McBain



Burns: You know, Smithers. I think that I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage...when pigs fly. Hahaha.
(Homer’s pig flies by the window)
Smithers: Will you be donating that million dollars now, sir?
Burns: No, I'd still prefer not.
 
"You guys are nuts! All you can do is eat and sleep and mate and roll around in your own filth, and mate and and eat... Where do I sign up?" --- Homer
 
"Ha ha!!! Look at this country... U R Gay... Ha ha!!!

^homer looking at Uraguay on a globe^
 
lol i love simpsons but honestly family guys is a lot funnier.

"im not competetive, infact im the most non-competetive, so i win!" -peter.
 
I love it in Family Guy when somebody says something and then the show switches to another scene to elaborate;
Peter: Rules were meant to be broken.
*Another scene"
-Button says do not press
*Peter looks around and hesitats.
*Peter presses button, Asian man comes down, bows down and kick him in the head.
 
Brian: "It's like the time in the bible, where god told Abraham to kill Isaac"

*scene flashes to the deck of the love boat*

*Isaac of the love boat flashes his hands up to Abraham Lincoln, who immediately raises his arms and blasts Isaac with a pistol*


The charm of family guy is those scenes to elaborate, and its 'spontaneous' moments.

I like both, but I get something different out of each one, so they are both very fun for me to watch.
 
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