Female Zombies?

[jimmyjam]

the poison zombie is a bloated human
you can look at his face

 

[Dr. Freeman]

*BOOM!*
Woman: What the hell was that?
Man: The combine launched a headcrab shell into our backyard.
Woman: Oh my god! We gotta get out of here!
Man: Why? They're just little crabby things. They're kinda cute even!
Woman: What the hell?
Man: Don't worry about a thing, honey. I'm just gonna go outside with a crowbar and smack these little fellers then we can go back to bed and have some more sterile non-reproductive sex.
Woman: Okay, whatever. I'm getting the hell out of here now!

(two minutes later)

Man: hehehehehe *pokes headcrab with crowbar* hehehe, whatcha gonna do, little guy? *poke* *poke* *poke* hehehehe OH CRAP!! AAAARRRRGH!!!!!! NO DON'T PUT THAT IN.... *GLUMPH*!!! *GARGLE*

heh hehe heh :E
lets tickle the headcrab! "coo-chi-coo headcraby" OH CRAP!! AAAARRRRGH!!!!!! NO DON'T PUT THAT IN.... *GLUMPH*!!! *GARGLE*

 

[Shadow][]

i beleive there was female zombies in the betas, they kinda looked like prowlers

 

[Raawr]

Well, the zombies you run into are so badly messed up that you can't really tell what they were before they got headcrabbed. And their voices are also not exactly human anymore.

Boobs,
So this means they feed on the brains of the people they take over, because they do not take over the woman because they have no brains

 

[Dr. Freeman]

Boobs,
So this means they feed on the brains of the people they take over, because they do not take over the woman because they have no brains

ouch...
u don't want bliink to be finding this post, trust me

 

[Tynan]

About the woman who mentioned joining the CP for a decent meal - There are jobs in the CP which don't necessarily involve ground-pounding street patrols. Case in point: the dispatcher voice who you hear through the CP radios is female.

Suppressing a population requires a lot of intelligence and logistical work - so even if all the fighters are male there could still be females in the CP.

 

[jimmyjam]

technically, the dispatcher voice is part of overwatch
why? she's credited as 'Overwatch'