Ferrets.... uuum.... WTF??!! O_o

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This all started out quite innocently as an argument in the IRC channel over which animal is the best, ferrets or otters! Naturally Ferrets are the best so to prove it i google a few ferret pics. Ever have one of those moments where you go 'uuuuum..... WTF???!?'? I garuntee you will after seeing these pics...

http://www.rollmop.org/ferrets/images/carmen_miranda.jpg
http://www.rollmop.org/ferrets/images/lrrh.jpg
http://www.rollmop.org/ferrets/images/easter_ferret.jpg
http://www.rollmop.org/ferrets/images/ferretzilla.jpg
http://www.rollmop.org/ferrets/images/bard.jpg

:eek:
 
ah yes, the ferret. Cute little buggers. My friend used to have one, and they're antsy as hell aren't they? it would always run off and hide and he could never find it. interesting pics by the way lol
 
my prediction, as usual, is that somebody will bring up badgers pretty soon
 
I lost my right hand to a ferret... Old Barbara they called her, The great menace at the petshop
 
I used to have two of them.
Great little weasels, although they are fond of backing up to corners and sh*tting in them.
 
I loved them to death though, they were my companions when I needed a friend. They are very loving creatures.
 
Why does everyone of those tortured little guys seem to be saying, "Oh God, please kill me!"

Maybe it's the clothes????

-Mr. Bildo
 
Clothes? What kind of sick f*ck would put clothes on a ferret?
 
If I had some they would so be my slave. I would dress them in parachut pants and have them entertain me, then lick the crust off between my toes. MUHAHAH it would be like a mobile gromming kit.
 
...so, it's people like you that have corrupted the peacful world of animals.
 
And what kind of fun fact is that? It's not fun at all, it's depressing...
 
Did someone say dinner? Er... I mean "Did someone say ferrets?"



:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:
 
Originally posted by Nith Sahor
Racoons pwn ferrets. Period.
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I had to chase a racoon away from my house with a broom a couple weeks ago, bastard was trying to eat our garbage.

He hasn't been back, so I guess I scared him enough. Next time though....

:sniper:
 
Originally posted by Tak ...so, it's people like you that have corrupted the peacful world of animals.

And what kind of fun fact is that? It's not fun at all, it's depressing...
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Yes it is people like me, and yes it is depressing its a joke :)
 
Originally posted by FortisVir
I had to chase a racoon away from my house with a broom a couple weeks ago, bastard was trying to eat our garbage.

He hasn't been back, so I guess I scared him enough. Next time though....

:sniper:
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LOL :D Cunning aren't they?
 
Originally posted by Tak
...so, it's people like you that have corrupted the peacful world of animals.
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Tak, I know for a fact you're not some vegetarian/animal-activists...but what exactly did you mean by your post? You have me a bit c0nfuzz13d...
 
Originally posted by Nith Sahor
LOL :D Cunning aren't they?
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Actually, yes. After I had chased it off, I noticed that it had knocked our garbage can over, and had pulled a part of a bag out with its paws.

Ummm....the hole was made by a possum about a month ago. Sheesh, I feel like a country bumpkin after writing this.
 
Originally posted by |MaTT|
http://www.rollmop.org/ferrets/images/carmen_miranda.jpg
http://www.rollmop.org/ferrets/images/lrrh.jpg
http://www.rollmop.org/ferrets/images/easter_ferret.jpg
http://www.rollmop.org/ferrets/images/ferretzilla.jpg
http://www.rollmop.org/ferrets/images/bard.jpg
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Holy crap!
They're trying to emulate human appearance in order to integrate themselves into our society!
And they can grow to unimaginable size! AAAHH!

I this trend progresses, we'll have ferrets controling major centres of government in under a month!
World domination in under a year! We've got to inform the president!

Unless he's already one of them...
 
Originally posted by GhostValkyrie
Tak, I know for a fact you're not some vegetarian/animal-activists...but what exactly did you mean by your post? You have me a bit c0nfuzz13d...
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Well,...my friend Ghost, what I meant was-- well god**mn,...I don't even remember...haha. Thanks
 
Re: Re: Ferrets.... uuum.... WTF??!! o_O

Originally posted by Mechagodzilla
Holy crap!
They're trying to emulate human appearance in order to integrate themselves into our society!
And they can grow to unimaginable size! AAAHH!

I this trend progresses, we'll have ferrets controling major centres of government in under a month!
World domination in under a year! We've got to inform the president!

Unless he's already one of them...
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:dozey: You're gay.
 
Re: Re: Re: Ferrets.... uuum.... WTF??!! o_O

Originally posted by Tak
:dozey: You're gay.
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I didn't see anything suggesting a homosexual lifestyle in his post.
 
Originally posted by Tak
Clothes? What kind of sick f*ck would put clothes on a ferret?
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I dont advocate dressing up small mammals in minature clothing either... Thats part of the WTF??!? factor that made me post these!!

wait.... is that a ferret skull i see in this pic of shakespeare ferret??!!! TEHY KILLED A FERRET!! NOOOOOoooooo......

/me cries
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Ferrets.... uuum.... WTF??!! o_O

Originally posted by nw909
I didn't see anything suggesting a homosexual lifestyle in his post.
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There wasn't anything there to suggest it, I was just being offendish.:cheese:
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Ferrets.... uuum.... WTF??!! o_O

Originally posted by Tak
There wasn't anything there to suggest it, I was just being offendish.:cheese:
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Trolling? :dozey:
 
Re: Re: Ferrets.... uuum.... WTF??!! o_O

Originally posted by Mechagodzilla


We've got to inform the president!

Unless he's already one of them...
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I can assure you our president is not a ferret.




He's a chimpanzee
 
A ferret is not the most fearsome creature in the world!

The bunnies are! With their sharp, pointy teeth. *makes little claws with his hands at his mouth*

* Mitoboy is shot for obvious reasons.
 
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