Finally, a reason to live in Russia

[Bad^Hat]

Cover up her face with your hand, then her body. Repeat until severely creeped out.

 

[Darkside55]

...I don't understand. How can you be creeped out by her? Yulia Nova is human perfection.

 

[GreatEmperor]

Face is too narrow for that rack but its not freakish really

 

[Stylo]

Hey. Breast size isn't something you can change according to fashion, like hair colour or skirt length. It's not like those girls with little waists and big boobs are doing it deliberately.

Well, it is, but you obviously mean for regular people instead of people like Katie Price.

It's pretty rare for girls to have a skinny waste and big boobs without some kind of surgery anyway.

Besides, I loved my girlfriend with her hueg boobz and I love her with her smaller ones. Made no difference to me.

I just don't see the obsession with massive tits. I don't think they are better. I just prefer smaller boobs. My judgements on women aren't based on their tits anyway so this whole point is entirely moot for me.

 

[Raziaar]

I am just so disappointed in all of you right now.

Reduce by two thirds and get back to me.

 

[Stylo]

Ok As a girl with a naturally small waist and large breasts, you'll appreciate that it's a touchy topic for me. I generally feel like an hourglass shaped peg trying to fit into a pencil-shaped hole. I don't understand the obsession with breast size either...although I hear and see more negative things about large breasts than positive, in general.

Naturally large boobs don't tend to look awful like enhanced ones do, though. It's mainly the big... perfectly spherical... weird looking massive boobs that I don't really like. You can tell when someone's had implants and when someone hasn't.

 

[Bad^Hat]

...I don't understand. How can you be creeped out by her? Yulia Nova is human perfection.

If she's human perfection then it's only because Dr. Frankenstein made it so.

 

[No Limit]

I am just so disappointed in all of you right now.

Dude looks like a lady!

 

[CptStern]

Ok As a girl with .. large breasts, you'll appreciate that it's a touchy topic for me.

ya, it's a touchy subject for me too :naughty:

Ok As a girl with a naturally small waist and large breasts,

pics or it didnt happen

 

[Stylo]

human perfection.

Oxymoron Alert.

 

[Gargantou]

This thread disturbs and intrigues me at the same time.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

lolstern such a dirty old man

also: girl is gross

 

[CptStern]

lolstern such a dirty old man

pfft, you sound like my wife/coworkers

 

[Gargantou]

pfft, you sound like my wife/coworkers

You let your wife call you a dirty old man?

 

[Stylo]

You let your wife call you a dirty old man?

People are into different things, I guess.

 

[CptStern]

You let your wife call you a dirty old man?

she's quite a bit younger than I am and we're usually naked at the time. here's a pic:

Spoiler

 

[Naph]

You know how to make me laugh.

 

[Gargantou]

Me too, never change Stern, never change.

 

[ríomhaire]

God Stern if you actually have a wife I wouldn't mind hunting down her email and showing her the inflammatory crap you post here.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

That's from Teeth

He's about to get his dick eaten by her vagina. That's the final scene / ftb.

SPOILERS

 

[Gargantou]

Alright, who let BHC out of his cage?

 

[Darkside55]

Reduce by two thirds and get back to me.

Dude looks like a lady!

also: girl is gross

What is wrong with you people. There is something wrong with you people!

 

[<RJMC>]

What is wrong with you people. There is something wrong with you people!

yeah...

I like big boobs and I cannto lie...

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

Seriously though, the screencap Stern posted. Check the title of the picture. It's from a film about a girl who has vag teeth.

@DarkSideChingChong: the girl just has a face I'm not attracted to at all and boobs with nipples that probably look like eyes staring down her belly button

 

[GreatEmperor]

I dont see how this is a reason to live in Russia, I mean it has always had hot chicks so why not bring them over here and chain them in my basement instead of going over there. Take advantage of the legal grey zone they occupy. All the benefits for me and at the end of the day I dont live in a frozen wasteland

 

[morgs]

Dude looks like a lady!

Holy Sh- Just as I read your post this song came on the radio and the lyrics played in perfect timing with my reading. This has been happening a lot lately.

 

[Gargantou]

I dont see how this is a reason to live in Russia, I mean it has always had hot chicks so why not bring them over here and chain them in my basement instead of going over there. Take advantage of the legal grey zone they occupy. All the benefits for me and at the end of the day I dont live in a frozen wasteland

The problem is that these Russian chicks tend to age very badly in my opinion.

 

[GreatEmperor]

I just cut em loose in about two years, its her word against mine about what actually happened down there and then I get her deported

 

[Gargantou]

Ah, smart solution to the problem posed!

My kudos to you, Sir.

 

[GreatEmperor]

Im classy like that, who said I wasnt?!

 

[Tyguy]

Another reason to live in Russia...

 

[Gargantou]

That clip has something for all ages!

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

nuke eastern europe