First Comes First?

Absinthe said:
There's more to absinthe than just alcohol, lads.

Somehow, the very thought of Absinthe without alcohol brings my entire world crashing down...
 
I recommend resting on it, and being patient. These problems ALWAYS resolve themselves.
 
pick one, and have Chuck Norris give the other roundhouse kicks to the face.

or stop sleeping with everthing that moves and has a wee-wee-slot.
 
Originally Posted by Muffin Man

start sleeping with everthing that doesn't move and has no gender.

fixed. 'cause f*ing inanimate objects is funny to watch!
 
JNightshade said:
fixed. 'cause f*ing inanimate objects is funny to watch!

tru dat. i humped a fence once, on accident. was trying to climb it and it kind of started shaking... i'll never live that down
 
Call up the 16 year old right now, and say

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If she doesn't hang up, she's the one
 
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