Fleeto!

[Mellish]

Something really weird happened to me on friday when I was coming back from my mums friends house. I turned a corner and heard someone shouted "FLEETO!" (Anyone that lives in or near Glasgow will recognise that word) and then saw these five guys chasing this one person on a bike. One of the people chasing him threw a glass bottle and missed him. The person getting chased started crying and sprinted down the road. I just went past them and ignored them hoping they would ignore me. Has anyone had an experience like that? I'll admit I was shitting my pants.

 

[Rizzo]

Whats FLEETO?

 

[Cormeh]

****ing weedgie chavs.

 

[Mellish]

The Knightswood "Fleeto" is a gang in Glasgow.

 

[CptStern]

Whats FLEETO?

it's like Gabbo but spelt Fleeto

 

[Mech Man]

I hurt chavs... No joke.

Edit : and people who try to act "gangsta"

 

[Mellish]

I hurt chavs... No joke.

Edit : and people who try to act "gangsta"

Well take into mind I'm only 13 and there like 17.

 

[Mech Man]

Hurt em with a weapon then. Lead pipes work well , and , umm crowbars...

 

[Ennui]

i think you need to send all of your wanker chavs over here to LA or NYC something and see how they do against real gangbangers, the few that survived would come sobbing home to their mums shrieking incomprehensibly about the crips and how they were going to be good from now on

 

[Rizzo]

Nunchucks is the way to go.

 

[Pesmerga]

I'd love to see American gangsters face up against UK chavs. I always figured American gangsters were more business oriented people, which means they can buy more muscle than British chavs could muster.

 

[Mellish]

Actually in Scotland they're called neds.

 

[Mech Man]

Chavs cant even handle emos most of the time , they would get destroyed by anything you yankee doodles throw at them.

 

[Nitre]

Chavs are pack animals anyway, if you have one on its own, anyone can 'ave 'em.

 

[Minister]

There are different sorts of chavs too.

The Middle-Class chavs start on you until you tell them to piss off. They don't understand that some people stnad up to them.

Then there are the real chavs that usually start a beating/fight with the line "got a light?". To which you normally answer "no" and they usually respond with a fist to the face. Luckily they all smoke so can't chase you down

Oh man I hate them all. Except for the little ones, a 4'5" kid with huge rockports and a can of Special Brew in his hand, nothing beats the amusement.

 

[Mech Man]

The Middle-Class chavs start on you until you tell them to piss off. They don't understand that some people stnad up to them.

Deffinatly the most prevailent type.

fist to the face.

Then punch them first , always works for me , exept the ones who you hit god knows how many times and still dont go down , they annoy me.

Edit : Also i had a mental image of responding to the line "got a light" of saying "yeah" and then setting him on fire. That would be so awesome.

 

[Rizzo]

that whould be awesome. Pics of when you do it.

 

[Minister]

The only people I hit are my friends. I know they won't stab me.

I'm really paranoid about any chav I see now ever since getting mugged by a couple of them.

The thing is, I've been in fights and I can hold my own (as in don't get pummeled to death) but I freaking hate any sort of confrontation. Thank goodness I got a couple of good running legs

 

[Bad^Hat]

i think you need to send all of your wanker chavs over here to LA or NYC something and see how they do against real gangbangers, the few that survived would come sobbing home to their mums shrieking incomprehensibly about the crips and how they were going to be good from now on

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bP-3_jyCS9Q

 

[Eejit]

Our worthless scum could beat up your worthless scum!

 

[Dekstar]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bP-3_jyCS9Q

Damn you beat me to the punch!