for everyone still living with parents/ one parent..

Ennui said:
lol when Instinct said she was a woman, my exact thoughts were "oh dear, she shouldn't have said that".
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Knowing her personally, there is nothing to fear. LET THE RAPE ATTEMPTS COMMENCE!
 
Evo said:
Only thing is the condoms in my bedside table...that could get me in some trouble D:
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I think i may have tempted fate when i said that...

D:

One thing missed and busted

D:
 
Left a condom wrapper on top of my bin, had hidden the :naughty: Valentines gifts and got rid of the condom itself but the damn wrapper was left out by me!

D:

So my mum was like 'I think i need to have an embarrassing conversation with you' and i turned to stone knowing she had found out...i am still alive though so :D
 
Evo did the conversation go something like:
"when you **** sheep, you should wear more than one condom"?

HAHA WELSHIE, OWNED! LOL!
 
dekstar said:
Evo did the conversation go something like:
"when you **** sheep, you should wear more than one condom"?

HAHA WELSHIE, OWNED! LOL!
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Is that what they say up in the Valleys eh Dek :p

<3
 
Evo said:
Left a condom wrapper on top of my bin, had hidden the :naughty: Valentines gifts and got rid of the condom itself but the damn wrapper was left out by me!

D:

So my mum was like 'I think i need to have an embarrassing conversation with you' and i turned to stone knowing she had found out...i am still alive though so :D
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my parents couldnt care less about sex, they say they're fine with it as long as i wear a condom and care about her lol
 
Ennui said:
my parents couldnt care less about sex, they say they're fine with it as long as i wear a condom and care about her lol
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Lucky b@stard! :D

My mum is a Catholic..nuff said

Ah well she didn't bollock me really so :D
 
Evo said:
Left a condom wrapper on top of my bin, had hidden the :naughty: Valentines gifts and got rid of the condom itself but the damn wrapper was left out by me!

D:

So my mum was like 'I think i need to have an embarrassing conversation with you' and i turned to stone knowing she had found out...i am still alive though so :D
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****ING PENIIOWNED!

Someone had to say it man. I'm sorry. :p
 
Worst thing my mom could possibly find is the folder containing an assload of NSFW images from 4chan and my grandfather's FAMAS in my closet.
 
Lawl. My parents have never found my condoms, but they sure as hell know I get down.
 
Max35 said:
*Abrupt change of subject needed alert*

Gears of War is awesome!
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jumping on your bed making grunting sounds isn't playing Gears of War.

Also, tollbooth... you have a FAMAS in your closet?!?! Pics plz.
 
Eh, I don't think i would really get in trouble by my parents, the only illegal stuff i have in my room is a switchblade and some pirated material, my parents don't really care about that stuff, as long as there's no drugs or porn. Although I do have a feeling that the law would have a problem with my collection...:hmph:
Sidenote: I wish I had a sweet gun in my closet...can you hook me up?...hehe
 
^ In response to the "Why are there so many idiots, and who keeps giving them guns?" from the Utah shootings, I beleive I have accidently found one of these idiots? ;)
Seriously though, having a gun is NOT cool.
 
Max35 said:
It is, when I'm SCREWING YOUR MOM!

Don't try to make sense of that, I know I didn't.
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Jumping on his mothers' bed making grunting sounds isn't sex.

And isn't this thread just like that "How much pirated material do you have?" Thread, but with more things the FBI can **** you over with? I mean I don't have much illegal stuff, unless it's on my computer, but if I were to say I have class A drugs and a gun, I think I'd be getting someone knocking on my door rather soonish.
 
dekstar said:
Jumping on his mothers' bed making grunting sounds isn't sex.

And isn't this thread just like that "How much pirated material do you have?" Thread, but with more things the FBI can **** you over with? I mean I don't have much illegal stuff, unless it's on my computer, but if I were to say I have class A drugs and a gun, I think I'd be getting someone knocking on my door rather soonish.
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They'd be knocking for a while, c'mon you gotta finish raping all those sheep first haven't you!

:p
 
I doubt the FBI keeps an eye on this site.

Especially after I didn't get caught when I sent JNightshade those pictuyou know what I'm just gonna stop posting here.
 
neptuneuk said:
^ In response to the "Why are there so many idiots, and who keeps giving them guns?" from the Utah shootings, I beleive I have accidently found one of these idiots? ;)
Seriously though, having a gun is NOT cool.
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Wait, what... everyone needs some sort of home security why not an assault rifle? Since I'm such i bad aim a shotty or pistol definitely wouldn't get the job done.
Did you honestly think that I'm the sort of person you walk out my door with a rifle blasting people. Maybe...:E
 
Foxhound888 said:
Wait, what... everyone needs some sort of home security why not an assault rifle? Since I'm such i bad aim a shotty or pistol definitely wouldn't get the job done.
Did you honestly think that I'm the sort of person you walk out my door with a rifle blasting people. Maybe...:E
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No of course not, I was thinking something MUCH more stylish than that - Dual wielding handguns!!!
 
All I have is a chaingun with thousands of rounds of ammunition. It gets the job done.
 
I'm clean, I've got some porn DVD's laying around that I copied awhile back, so if you were searching deep under all the furniture in my room you might find one
 
I just have a knife in my room, but my dad gave it to me when I was 12.. Other then that there is absolutely nothing.

I don't know why people hide stuff in their room anyways, I hide all my stuff around the house, now if someone did a thorough search of my house, I'd be in shit.
 
Oshi

This reminds me. My cousin has several pornos hidden in some of my ps2 game cases. :O
 
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