Forums are slowwwww

[StardogChampion]

Anyone else getting this major slowness right now? It's not my connection, other sites are loading fine.

 

[Insano]

Not really. Go to this site if that goes slow too, it's the forum layout:

http://www.*************/forums/index.php

 

[Zerimski]

We had an issue of some form or other.

 

[StarMonkey]

thats the most random post i've ever read

 

[StarMonkey]

not Zerims, the one above it

 

[Insano]

thats the most random post i've ever read

Check this thread and you'll understand:

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=86829

It was a joke btw.

 

[Zerimski]

Yup, definitely an issue of some description.

 

[StarMonkey]

For those of you wondering what's wrong, here's a more specific analysis:

"the site is slow at the moment"

 

[15357]

The enemy is pinging us. I hope.

 

[Chris D]

Anything particularly untoward happening Starmonkey?

Suicide DDoS Attackers? Anything like that?

 

[Zerimski]

The throughtput of the flux capacitor is down, causing routing problems at Limelight. We're upping the jiggawatts.

 

[Insano]

How come that the site is going still as fast here as normal? Unless...

The site always goes slow for me! :O

 

[StarMonkey]

we're upping it to one point twenty one.

 

[Zerimski]

It worked!

 

[StarMonkey]

StarMonkey and Zerimski are available for all server maintenance needs.

 

[Zerimski]

And Bar Mitzvahs.

 

[Hot Soup]

GENIUS strikes again.

Tremble in fear.

 

[kirovman]

/me slaps hands clean

Another job well done!

 

[Chris D]

You give them praise for fixing it... but maybe they're the ones who broke it!!

Glory hunters! We're on to you.

 

[Insano]

You guys should get an award, like a cookie or a balloon!

 

[Insano]

I take back the cookie and the ballon. The forums are going slow for me too now.

 

[Chris D]

They're fine here.

 

[Pesmerga]

Maybe there's not enough fluxawatts or whatnot

 

[CyberPitz]

Quit upping the Jiggawatts! That's just going to ruin the Flux Copaciter even faster! Just replace the FC, and then throw a stedy 1.25 Jiggawats *You should up it to 1.25, because 1.21 is the standard for delorians..and we are ahead of those by a few years..power is essential to forum speed. Anything more will Just be a waste of resources, since these Boards are maxed at 1.25.* Then it should work fine. Otherwise, you need to replace the connectors on the FC.