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Ridge

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Well, I purchased a pistol caliber rifle on Wednesday...just a little plinker...I bought ammo today, and had loaded it in the magazine...I dry fired, pulled the action back and dry fired again....only it wasnt a dry fire...I put a cartridge through the floor of my room, the ceiling of the room below and into the wall....****!

My stomach is doing flip flops right now, because my parents dont even know I own a gun...already Ive removed the magazine, unloaded all the rounds and cleared the chamber, and put on the safety...

I can hide the 2 holes in the floor/ceiling, but I dont know what to do about the hole in the wall downstairs...I cleaned up the powder so it doesnt look fresh, but what do I say if my parents ask? maybe some white like ear plugs or something...maybe put some toothpaste over it to dry...
 
Nothing like that happens here apart from da gangstas and wiggas yo
 
Whatever happened to the bad science project or the Peter Parker web slinging days? :cheese:
 
Wait, so at what point in this process did you end up with a round in the chamber?

Never took a firearms safety course, eh? You're pretty lucky you didn't end up with a hole in your body...
 
Make a "Ridge is watching you masturbate" pic first.
 
Vegeta897 said:
Make a "Ridge is watching you masturbate" pic first.
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Oh god, you HAVE to do this! Forget hiding the evidence, this takes priority.

I dont know much about guns, but putting ammo in your weapon while inside and firing it then not expecting something to happen seems kinda dumb.

Also, why would you buy a firearm, bring it into your parents house, and use it inside without even asking them if you can have it?
 
Where the **** did you buy the gun, the clown shop?
 
Say a negro ran into your house and you tried to shoot him. They'll understand.
 
I am sorry ridge but you are an idiot, I'd rather not even think of what could have happened worse, like you pointing the gun at your friends head

ridge: "huhuh, dun worry man is empty you pussy, huhuh *BLAM!!*"

get some white wall puddy you tard, it will fill the hole. Oh and take a gun safety lesson or never use one again.
 
Wait, screw where you got it from, WHY did you have a gun?

See, this is why the "should I buy the gun" thread was made.
 
I'm an artist
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Stigmata said:
Hahahahaha, best worst image shop ever.

[edit] Second best. Don't know if anyone else has seen Shamrock's "Dave Cat" but it's hilarious.
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Oh you mean this,
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Dave Cat is watching you masturbate! :D


P.S. sucks for your ceiling, floor, and wall!
 
hool10 said:
What type of gun is it?
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Hi-Point 9mm Carbine...cheap rifle that uses cheap ammo...

And to think today I almost bought, instead of regular 9mm, I was gonna get frangible...

But I am not stupid enough to point a firearm in any state at another human being. I admit, what I did was a f$%#$% dumbass move, which I have every intention of not happening again. Im buying a trigger lock tomorrow and removed all the ammo from my mags and put them in my range bag.

Stupider thing is, my best friend is USMC, and was unloading his pistol at his apartment last week and did the exact same thing...except his bullet went through his wall, dishwasher and fridge before stopping...
 
You are one lucky mother****er. I'd quit worrying about how you're going to hide the fact that you shot a hole through three walls/floors of your house and start worrying about the fact that you're dumb enough to buy a gun and then accidentally discharge it right away. Good to know you didn't end up hurting or killing yourself, at least.

Don't buy a gun, but if you do, at least have the presence of mind to be 100% sure on how to use it correctly, and buy a gun that's not cheap as hell and likely to **** up.

What in the hell possessed you to buy one anyway, if you still live with your parents?

edit: you did it LAST WEEK TOO?!

Dude, never touch a gun again. Seriously.
 
I bought it this week, yes...but its not my first firearm. I bought a pistol in May, and have fired several hundred rounds through it.

I had thought of buying a firearm for about a year, because I wanted something I could go do on a weekend and relieve stress...Im not a fan of paintball, and despise airsoft...
 
Is relieving stress by holding and operating an object that only relieves stress because it makes you feel powerful and capable of ending another person's life really worth it? Especially given that you're apparently somewhat prone to accidental discharges? You do understand that every time that happens could kill you or someone around you, even if it's not pointed at them.
 
Ennui said:
You are one lucky mother****er. I'd quit worrying about how you're going to hide the fact that you shot a hole through three walls/floors of your house and start worrying about the fact that you're dumb enough to buy a gun and then accidentally discharge it right away. Good to know you didn't end up hurting or killing yourself, at least.

Don't buy a gun, but if you do, at least have the presence of mind to be 100% sure on how to use it correctly, and buy a gun that's not cheap as hell and likely to **** up.

What in the hell possessed you to buy one anyway, if you still live with your parents?

edit: you did it LAST WEEK TOO?!

Dude, never touch a gun again. Seriously.
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Calm down man, holy shit. Last week was a friend of his, not himself.

"relieving stress by holding and operating an object that only relieves stress because it makes you feel powerful and capable of ending another person's life" That's bullshit. Guns are fun to fire, that's that. Some people LIKE guns. They don't buy guns to feel like a badass and enjoy the power of being able to kill someone. That's ****ing stupid.
 
I know the dangers of a weapon. I dont find it relieving to have the hand of god, I find it relieving to try to better myself...I have crappy eyesight (20/120 in my shooting eye) so I try to exercise it to deal with it by working on my grouping.

Forgive me for finding a hobby that interests me and is typically a safer outlet than taking an assault rifle onto a school campus!
 
dont you have to take some kind of safety course to obtain a license for one of those things ? . also what exactly is a "dry fire" ? is that when you shoot with the safety on or something ?.
 
No, it's ok to have a gun lol. IMO it's ok to shoot stuff in a safe area (like a gun range) if that's your way of having fun or what have you. Don't like hunting though because it's just not right lol. Go pick up your fresh venison at your local butcher or supermarket jeesh. :hmph:
 
Yeah man, pay someone else to kill your food for you, that's the American way.

"Guns don't kill people...unless they're loaded and accidentally discharged by some moron"
 
mindless_moder said:
dont you have to take some kind of safety course to obtain a license for one of those things ? . also what exactly is a "dry fire" ? is that when you shoot with the safety on or something ?.
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It's when you discharge the gun without ammunition.

Ridge not trying to offend mate, I'm just a little appalled at the situation and I have very strong personal feelings about guns and whatnot. Also misread and didn't realize it was your friend who did it last week not you with his gun.
 
Ennui said:
It's when you discharge the gun without ammunition.
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But how do you discharge a weapon without ammunition, when you have ammo in the magazine thats in the weapon?
 
Here's how to fix this. Put live ammunition in the gun, put the barrel in your mouth, point it at the roof of your mouth, and squeeze the trigger. Problem solved. :D

I kid, I kid. ;)
 
Funny.

I had loaded the magazine and then inserted it, keeping the chamber empty. Later on I, being the f#cktard I am, forgot, and was just dry firing, pulled back the hammer (which then put the top round in the mag into the chamber) and fired again...

Like I said, it was woefully stupid. Ive learned from my mistake. Now I dont even keep a loaded mag in the weapon, nor shall I ever load the magazine until I am in my booth at the range again.
 
Really it's a simple brain fart, simply magnified by the fact that you are dealing with deadly equipment. Though that fact should have made you more careful in the first place, you're lucky to be alive and learn your lesson the not-so-hard way.
 
I am sorry to say but there is no excuse for a "brain fart" while using a real gun that can easily kill real people.
 
I bet it was scary as shit when the gun fired unexpectedly though.
 
I know. My parents have gone to bed. Im going to come clean tomorrow with em.

Oddly enough it wasnt scary...I always wear ear protection, so it was just deaf for a few seconds...then my dog came running in scared to death...thats when i started to panic.
 
take a lesson from someone who knows what they are doing, and practice safety. Seriously, it's more than just driving a car, or something that you can screw up on and probably live. One wrong move and your dead, period
 
Ennui said:
I bet it was scary as shit when the gun fired unexpectedly though.
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lol, this reminds me of when I was messing around with my cheap airsoft pistol. I was shooting myself to see how much it hurt, and it kinda stung but wasn't so bad because it was a cheap gun. Then I shot myself in the head. For some reason it really shocked me and I fell to the ground and was kinda dazed for a minute, lol.
 
lol. Vegeta, you are the smartest man alive. *pats veg's back, gives veg "smart man" award*
 
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