Freestyle Rap Thread!

[Danimal]

This ain't ego, bud, it's life
Like that time I did your wife
Why did I watch you fap? I never did;
Your girl told me under the influence of 'cid
But those stains were hard to ignore,
when it showed on that shirt you wore.

Hey man, leave your sister outta' this,
She dosen't do acid, she does cannabis,

I ain't never seen rhymes so crass!
Here I am, Old school and upper class

Well maybe it's to re-instate,
You better get yer' ass out Junior High, mate.

And all you can kick up are those poems?
I never stop pumping, I'm like Jesse Owens
So I've laid it all down - cold hard facts
I coulda gotten personal, but I'm all for tact

All I kick up are the words of awesome,
Walk along side me, so you can see,
The dirt I fling, it's heavier than bling
But with your hands up in fear, It's obvious that all you do is hear
To yourself, what's next? My mum's a milf?
There's the door, your crap is poor
While you're at it go cry more
To my "Wife", you don't know my life,
Now keep it down before I REALLY put you in strife.

Don't you dare bring the kittehs into this
The felines love me, so you can kiss
my ass and say goodnight
unless you're lookin' to start a fight.

Bring it on mate,
You just raised the stake,
If we ever met you wish you'd hibernate while I'm town,
All you'd ever have is such a frown, Afraid that I'd put you down.

PS: No offence!

<33

 

[Steven]

So you think I'm gonna take that lying down?
I'm better than the rest, pound for pound.
I'll hit you back
drag you down ASAP
Dont need no guns
'coz when I'm done,
your ego will be under a bloody crust
Then i'll leave you and your "rap" to rust
Dont need no tools, words are enough
So buck up, fool, at least act tough!

just another fool thinkin he can take on tha masta
I'll seal ya lips with plasta
lil bitch ya dont know when to back out
you'll end up in drought
cause when you **** wit me you **** wit da KGB

 

[99.vikram]

Ok, I'm getting bored of these egotistic rhymes
Darkside made it look fun - but now it's time
that we go back to rapping just for fun
and stop worrying about being number one.
Jintor was right - this ain't what it's about
insulting and jeering to display your clout
'coz these battles, they may be epic,
but it gets stale faster than you think.
Plus there's the hate, there is no escape
you know it's true: There will be rape.

See, lyrical genius like this is rare
that's why we gotta stop pulling at each other's hair
These Half-life fans have the rapper's touch
but the cussin' and dissin' is a bit much
The pointless violence is a little over the top
so let's get back to our roots before a handgun goes *pop*

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I agree Vik these rhymes are gettin' pretty whack
almost like everyone tryin' to be the top of the stack
This thread is for fun for rhymes not personal gain
let's get goin' before things get a little more insane
Let's let go of the hate and get things straight
before this thread meets a deep black locked up fate.

 

[Darkside55]

Ain't got too much to say, I'm in a bit of a tizzy
Ain't got too much to say and I'm a little bit busy
but I told you I'm not gonna let this thread drop
page 2 is for suckas, bump back to the top

I see we're calling a truce
but it's just temporary
let me make a few comments
before things get less hairy

It's true that these past few raps have gone off the track
it's been a game of one-upmanship: you get me and I get you back
and while that's the essence of battle
(to contest, flame, and rattle)
it's dissolved into nothing more than a lot of half-assed prattle

These raps lack heart so let's try something new
how about we rap about a topic or something? You guys can choose
Or just pour out your soul like point-99
let this thread be an outlet for your creative rhymes

We can battle later if you want, you know I'll always be waiting
I've got some rhymes brewing in my head that I've been anticipating
itching for the right time to use 'em
keep repeating them in my head so I don't lose 'em

I do have to say one thing though before this becomes a paci-fest
I can't let Danimal think that he put my dark stylin' to the test
I'll keep it clean but I've gotta let you know
Of course I know where your avatar comes from, bro

You ghosts can keep your nukes and your full-body black nylons
because bitches don't know 'bout my additional pylons

 

[Jintor]

I'm tired here
of relying on others
cos though i might think that we are all brothers
it's apparent to me that not everyone rules
and runs with the peeps using 'equality' fools
They put themselves up on a pedestal
and shine the light on them alone
and all the fools think better still
we'll beg and they'll throw us a bone!
They whore themselves out to those in power
(the morons i mean, not the celebs)
dogs and bitches, made by the hour
not worthy of the slightest bit of respec.