Fresh genitals for everyone!

Sometimes when I ****, there's literal chest farts, so I suppose this could be pragmatic. But uh, then again, this is totally ****ing ridiculous, haha
 
Oh man, I can finally have fresh balls. No more changing undies then!
 
So Fresh. SO DRY.

Soon we shall cut out bathing all together!
 
I read 'Free genitals' and got excited, and then was disappointed.
 
Obvious question, where's the product for Fresh c*nts?
 
only organ that is self-cleansing. true story. and douching literally makes bacteria build up worse.
 
They trademarked Fresh Balls, Fresh Breasts?
 
Aaaaah I did not know that a lady would start talking when I clicked the link. I also did not know that my laptop wasn't muted:eek:
 
Studying in the library! Fortunately I was able to stop it before anything very incriminating was said, but I got a few funny looks...
 
I wonder what would happen if you put Fresh Breasts on your balls?
 
I was bending down to grab something under my desk after I clicked it. Just about smacked my head on the underside.
 
They'll probably have a Fresh Ass line too.
 
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