Fun riddles!

[LAYP]

Yes I know it has been done before, but wasn't it fun?

I'll start, if you get the answer right, you have to tell your own riddle eg.

bob1234: Johnny sees an apple tree with 12 apples, he takes 6, how many apples does johnny have?
john1234: OMG JOHNNY HAS 6 APPLES W00T!!!??/ MY TURN: what is johns real name?
alf23: JOHN OMG MY TURN!!


kind of like that alright? I'll start:

A father and his son are driving in the car, suddenly a large dog appears in front of the car, they try and swerve but unfortunately crash, killing the father. The son is rushed out to the hospital needing severe surgery.

The doctor takes a look at the boy and says: "I can't operate on him, he is my son!" How can this be?

 

[NeptuneUK]

one was a step father?

 

[kingthebadger]

his dad resurrected

 

[LAYP]

Nope. All wrong

 

[NeptuneUK]

the dog was a father.

pwned!!

 

[LAYP]

OMG NOSES still wrong!

ok from now on I am not going to reply till you get it right.

 

[The Monkey]

The doctor is the mother.

 

[NeptuneUK]

omg.....

 

[kingthebadger]

the father didnt die, they resusitated him, n now hes alive lol

 

[LAYP]

The doctor is the mother.

Omg right! Ok your turn, tell us a riddle.

 

[Crushenator 500]

The 'father' in the car was a priest ?

EDIT: bah beaten

 

[The Monkey]

A man works on the 17th floor in a buildning. Every morning the only takes the lift to the 10th floor, and takes the stairs from there. In the afternoon he takes the lift from the 17th floor all the way down. Why does he take the stairs the last bit in the morning?

 

[kingthebadger]

cuz in the morning on 10th floor a sexy babe lives there, he stops by to say hi

 

[The Monkey]

cuz in the morning on 10th floor a sexy babe lives there, he stops by to say hi

not really...

 

[LAYP]

A man works on the 17th floor in a buildning. Every morning the only takes the lift to the 10th floor, and takes the stairs from there. In the afternoon he takes the lift from the 17th floor all the way down. Why does he take the stairs the last bit in the morning?

In the morning he is is tired and doesn't feel like reaching the button for the 17th floor?

 

[The Monkey]

In the morning he is is tired and doesn't feel like reaching the button for the 17th floor?

Very close. If someone doesn't get it right in the next ten minutes you will have the next one.

 

[LAYP]

Oh close am I?

Oh, I think I got it, is he to small to reach the button?

 

[The Monkey]

Oh close am I?

Oh, I think I got it, is he to small to reach the button?

Bingo!

 

[LAYP]

Yay.

I like this one simple enough:

How many birth days does the average man have?

 

[The Monkey]

Yay.

I like this one simple enough:

How many birth days does the average man have?

one. His birth

 

[LAYP]

yes you win.

 

[The Monkey]

A man enters a bar and asks for a glas of water. The bartender points a gun at him. "Thank you" the man says and leaves the bar. Why?

 

[Ikerous]

The man had hiccups.

 

[Jimmeh]

Now this threads a bit of a two-sided affair

Because the man obviously has terrible vision and thought the gun the bartender pointed at him was a glass of water? :S I haven't a clue.

EDIT: Oooh Ikerous I think you're right :stare:

 

[The Monkey]

The man had hiccups.

That's true.

 

[LittleB]

Okay new one pls!

 

[Kristafon]

A man is going towards a center of a field, as he goes towards it he knows hes going to die. What is he doing?

In a freak accident an aeroplane carrying fifty passangers crashes on the border between pakistan and india, fourty five perecent of the passangers are hindu and fourty five percent of them are muslim, however ten percent of the passangers are burned to badly to be examined, a memorial must be built somewhere, where are the survivors buired?

 

[LittleB]

Kristafon: Walking into a minefield.

In the hindu state because they're not so iffy about religion

 

[NeptuneUK]

u dont bury the survivors.

if it takes bob 1 hour and 7 minutes to dig a hole. how long would it take for him to dig half a hole?

 

[LittleB]

I think maybe it takes 1 hour and 7 minutes for him to dig ANY hole so half a hole is still a hole, so 1 hour 7 minutes

 

[NeptuneUK]

it only takes him 1 hour and 7 minutes to dig that particular hole

 

[The Monkey]

you cant dig half a hole.

 

[LittleB]

So I was right?

 

[LAYP]

No I think the The_Monkey is correct.

Here is another one:

If you had a match and entered a room in which there was a kerosene lamp, an oil heater, and a wood burning stove, which item would you light first?

 

[Ikerous]

No I think the The_Monkey is correct.

Here is another one:

If you had a match and entered a room in which there was a kerosene lamp, an oil heater, and a wood burning stove, which item would you light first?

Lol, i would hope youd light the match first.

 

[KagePrototype]

The match.

And I don't have a riddle.

 

[LAYP]

correct, fine I try and remember. Here we go:


A certain five letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it. What is the word?

 

[Gray Fox]

A certain five letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it. What is the word?

short+er = shorter

 

[LAYP]

you win, write a riddle.

 

[Ikerous]

Old and Easy but:
If you have only a five gallon jug, and a three gallon jug, how would you measure out one gallon of water from a lake?