Funniest Excuse
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I arrived at school fairly late a month or so back. A certain teacher asked me why, and I responded.
"The kettle broke."
"The kettle broke?"
"Yeah, I wasn't coming to this place without a cup of tea."
"So, you spent two hours fixing it?"
"Yeah. Turns out it wasn't plugged in."
I'm unsure whether the teacher was amused or bemused. Though, it was the truth, so it wasn't a half-assed excuse.
"The kettle broke."
"The kettle broke?"
"Yeah, I wasn't coming to this place without a cup of tea."
"So, you spent two hours fixing it?"
"Yeah. Turns out it wasn't plugged in."
I'm unsure whether the teacher was amused or bemused. Though, it was the truth, so it wasn't a half-assed excuse.
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There was a person in my year 5 class, he wasn't the most cleverest of students - at all. We were in a group together and had to research a country in Africa. Everyone had done the homework in the group apart from him. When the teacher asked him why he hadn't done his homework he replied,
Teacher: "Wheres your homework?"
Student: "Its here."
*Shows blank piece of paper*
Student: "I did it and then rub it out".
He wasn't even joking.
Teacher: "Wheres your homework?"
Student: "Its here."
*Shows blank piece of paper*
Student: "I did it and then rub it out".
He wasn't even joking.
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lol Harryz, kids these days. Anyhow about 6 years ago there was this kid in my math class who came into class without his homework.
Teacher:Where's your homework?
Kid:My mom had a baby last night
Teacher:You're mom had a baby?
Some kid in the back:You're mom had another baby?!
Kid:Yeah I was in the er all night with my family waiting
Teacher:Well you have lunch detention
Teacher:Where's your homework?
Kid:My mom had a baby last night
Teacher:You're mom had a baby?
Some kid in the back:You're mom had another baby?!
Kid:Yeah I was in the er all night with my family waiting
Teacher:Well you have lunch detention
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I remember this kid in my chem class who came in late. When the teacher told him he was tardy and asked why, he just said "diarrhea." She shut up right then and there.
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"I turned it in to you yesterday, are you sure you didnt lose it Mrs.[insert name here]? i am totally sure that i turned it in before the bell."dekstar said:"I gave it in, try looking on your desk..."
If you say it sincerely enough, then they might doubt themselves
works for me every time
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He got detention for not making his homework?Billtcm said:
The lamest I've had was that the bus broke down on way to school. He didn't believe me, but it was true
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teacher: Where is your paper?
student: the same place as your brake lines.
--if continues--
teacher: where's that?
student: ...not where they should be.
student: the same place as your brake lines.
--if continues--
teacher: where's that?
student: ...not where they should be.
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"Ben, where is your homework?"
"my little brother ate it"
works every time.
"my little brother ate it"
works every time.
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Teacher: You're late.
Me: Yes, I-
Teacher: Go outside.
Me: But-
Teacher: Get outside. NOW!
*20 minutes later*
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Because I had-
Teacher: Be quiet. Give me your hands.
*teachers hits hands with meter stick*
My excuses are mostly like that.
Me: Yes, I-
Teacher: Go outside.
Me: But-
Teacher: Get outside. NOW!
*20 minutes later*
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Because I had-
Teacher: Be quiet. Give me your hands.
*teachers hits hands with meter stick*
My excuses are mostly like that.
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Long time ago, I had a teacher in grade 9 that was very religious, and I mean extremely. One day I was 10 minutes late for class and the teacher was not a nice teacher either. So:
Teacher: Why the hell were you late!?
Me: I had to go to the washroom.
Teacher: Why couldn't you go earlier??
Me: I didn't have to.
Teacher: Is that the best answer you got?
Me: Jesus told me to do it.
Then she freaks out..I went to the principles office and was sent home for the day..oh the memories.
Teacher: Why the hell were you late!?
Me: I had to go to the washroom.
Teacher: Why couldn't you go earlier??
Me: I didn't have to.
Teacher: Is that the best answer you got?
Me: Jesus told me to do it.
Then she freaks out..I went to the principles office and was sent home for the day..oh the memories.
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15357 said:"Jesus told me to do it"
Just slipped out of my mouth I guess. And the teacher was being an ass.
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Lol. My science teacher is a idiot.
He was on his laptop trying to turn it on.
Teacher: Why won't this turn on?
Me: You have to plug the adapter in.
*plugs the adapter into the laptop but doesnt plug the other end into plug socket*
Teacher: WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING?
Me: *LMAO*
He was on his laptop trying to turn it on.
Teacher: Why won't this turn on?
Me: You have to plug the adapter in.
*plugs the adapter into the laptop but doesnt plug the other end into plug socket*
Teacher: WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING?
Me: *LMAO*
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lol.
I remember a advert for Vodka.
This guy is hung over and doesn't want to go to work. The phone rings, he says, "Hello?", and its his boss
"Why are you late?", he asks.
So, using quick wit he says;
"Please leave your message after the tone"
And pushes the button on the microwave lol
I remember a advert for Vodka.
This guy is hung over and doesn't want to go to work. The phone rings, he says, "Hello?", and its his boss
"Why are you late?", he asks.
So, using quick wit he says;
"Please leave your message after the tone"
And pushes the button on the microwave lol
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15357 said:
Corporal punishment in schools? We abolished that in 1958.
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15357 said:
Our youth problems is due to two problems, segregation and access to drugs and alcohol. Copral punishment, both at home and in school, only teaches the children to fear the parent/teacher and that violence is OK.
