Funniest Excuse

[oldagerocker]

I was once late for class:

"Why are you late?"
"My car broke down miss, on the M6"
Teacher: "Why were you going to Birmingham?"
"I dont know"
*class mates wake up*
class: "Andy, i didnt think you could drive!!"
"i cant. My car's on the M6"


Everyone believed me for 10 minutes, until my best mate in the class let out that i dont actually drive

 

[TheSomeone]

Note: these only work for teachers with a sense of humor.

Look dead serious, like this : :|, and say "My train derailed."
"I smoked a fat one and was too baked to come."
(on a monday) "Well I came yesterday and know one was here... "
(after lunch) "I ate too much so I had to recover before I could get up"
"I was watching Babar reruns."
"I was giving birth"
"I died but I'm feeling okay now."
"My car broke down in my garage so i had to push it to school"

 

[Muffin Man]

not really an excuse but my math teacher (a stupid wench) was trying to get us to be quiet.

teacher: CHILDREN BE QUIET
me: YOU BE QUIET MRS. COMMERET !!!

but the room got quiet right as i yelled it.. dirtiest look ever -_-

 

[D€vIL²]

A friend of mine told me about this time was in class and this one kid yelled "****" real loud in class and the teacher obviously called him on it. and he said no, "P-H-U-C-K...totally different meaning..."

 

[Lucid]

After being late to my first class 3 times in one week. (this was last week)
Teacher : "...Okay, What's your excuse for being late this time?"

Me : *completely ignoring that I'm late* "...Here's my homework. *gives him/her 12 papers on random crap.*

Teacher : "...You realize you're 20 minutes l-"

Me : "I researched the meaning of life."

Teacher : *looking dumbfounded* ...Yes that's nice but you're l-"

Me : I'll go sit down now. *smiles innocently*

Teacher : *his/her brain now sizzling* ...Okay, Uh, anyways... *pausing briefly, to probably think about what just happened* ...Moving on..."

Didn't get a detention in the end.
It's fun to screw with teacher's minds.

 

[short recoil]

This has reminded me of something, in school did anyone have a teacher whilst having an argument with you do something like this:
Teacher: "what were you doing outside during lesson time?"
Student: "I was just..
Teacher: "DON'T AWNSER ME BACK!!!!"

Then on another occasion it's:

Teacher: "why did you flood the toilets?"
Student: ".........."
Teacher: "AWNSER ME!!!!"

You couldn't win.

 

[ktimekiller]

Teacher: You're late.
Me: Yes, I-
Teacher: Go outside.
Me: But-
Teacher: Get outside. NOW!

*20 minutes later*

Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Because I had-
Teacher: Be quiet. Give me your hands.

*teachers hits hands with meter stick*

My excuses are mostly like that.

stop making me remember the old days =(

 

[Muffin Man]

*cough*meter stick*cough*

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i said meter stick, sorry, sometyhing stuck in throat

 

[Dekstar]

This has reminded me of something, in school did anyone have a teacher whilst having an argument with you do something like this:
Teacher: "what were you doing outside during lesson time?"
Student: "I was just..
Teacher: "DON'T AWNSER ME BACK!!!!"

Then on another occasion it's:

Teacher: "why did you flood the toilets?"
Student: ".........."
Teacher: "AWNSER ME!!!!"

You couldn't win.

If you were to add anything to that post, I'd expect it'd be:
"So I'd just roundhouse kick them in the face and they'd shut up."

 

[Jintor]

This happened to a classmate of mine.

TEACHER: Why are you so late?

STUDENT: Uh.... uh... uh... *runs off, screaming incoherantly*

Man, that was hilareous

 

[highlander]

LOL jintor hahaahahahahahah thats would of been hilarious! mine is" my dad choked on meatballs! her was in the ER all night!"