Funniest GLADOS line

[xennyth]

My favorite by far is:

That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it.

 

[stereoxide]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=jy6uoWLxGZg

thats my fav line.

 

[Sedako]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=jy6uoWLxGZg

thats my fav line.

I would have to agree.

 

[Agentof21]

My favorite is ....2+2=........................10............in base four

 

[Dynasty]

From Portal:

''Remember when the platform was descending into the fire pit and I was like 'goodbye', and you were like 'No waaayyy', and then I was all 'we pretended we were going to murder you....that was greaaat.''

or

''I could take a bath in this stuff, rub in right under my arms, honestly its not deadly at all.....to meeeeee.''

 

[kazsymonds]

Holy 2007 guys.

"Deploying surprise in 3...2...1, time out for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen. Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise. I've never seen it before! Never mind, it's a mystery I'll solve later... by myself, because you'll be dead."

 

[Iron Kat]

*about the morality core that falls out of GLaDOS* "Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU! How does that feel?"

 

[Gman]

"Hmmm...What is that thing?It looks like a raw sewage container.You should pick it and rub it all over your face"

lol Chell:"I'm not stupid"