Funny jokes

[Remus]

Barely - to do something like a bear
Debrief - left out of breath

 

[Cormeh]

Not exactly medical terms lads. :|

 

[Drackard]

That joke's too long to even bother with I started reading and got to about the creekbed and thought to myself, "i wonder how much is left of this" ... looked down and you've made about 3 - 4 posts on it :| bugger that lol

 

[Murray]

Bunchacrap

TL. DR.

- LOL... I don't get it LOL.

 

[john121]

Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A night of tall tales begins.

The first says, "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, with my bare hands."

The second can't stand to be bested. "Why that's nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen-foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off, and sucked the poison down in one gulp. "And I'm still here today."

The third cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with is penis.

 

[Murray]

Due to my unoriginal and generally unfunny nature, here is more copied and pasted stuff from previous e-mails.


IRISH MEDICAL DICTIONARY

Artery......................... The study of paintings
Bacteria....................... Back door to cafeteria
Barium......................... What doctors do when patients die
Benign......................... What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section................A neighbourhood in Rome
Catscan........................ Searching for Kitty
Cauterize...................... Made eye contact with her
Colic............................ A sheep dog
Coma........................... A punctuation mark
Dilate......................... ...To live long
Enema.......................... Not a friend
Fester......................... ..Quicker than someone else
Fibula.......................... ..A small lie
Impotent........................ Distinguished, well known
Labour Pain.....................Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff.................. A Doctor's cane
Morbid.......................... .A higher offer
Nitrates....................... ...Cheaper than day rates
Node........................... ...I knew it
Outpatient..................... .A person who has fainted
Pelvis......................... .....Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative................ A letter carrier
Recovery Room................ Place to do upholstery
Rectum......................... ...Nearly killed him

Still pretty good though.

That was funny.

 

[dream431ca]

Two blondes were walking in the forest. They see some tracks on the ground.

One of the blondes says "Look wolf tracks!"

The blonde says "No those a bear tracks!"

the keep on arguing and arguing, then they get hit by a train.