Funny little hooker question.

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If you rape a prostitute, is it considered stealing as well?
 
If it's her first time you can get done for breaking and entering too.

OH LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
 
If you get raped from a priest, would you consider yourself blessed?
 
Hmm, infraction or no infraction...choices, choices.

Reminds me of the awful joke from Comedians by Trevor Griffiths:

A fireman's running up the street towards a burning building. People are running from the blaze and as they do the fireman stops a fat man and asks him how the fire started. "I don't know," says the man, "but if you see a naked girl running down the street, fuck her, it's paid for."
 
If you rape a prostitute, it is considered rape. The consequence of which is forever having the use of your genitals removed.

The "two bricks" method is a good one.
 
Considering prostitution is illegal in the first place, technically you would just be guilty of rape.
 
In Amsterdam I guess it would be defacing public property or something.
 
Prostitution is actually legal in lots of countries. It wasn't banned in Sweden until 1999.
 
It's piracy, because you're stealing intellectual property.

On a completely different subject, if you try to enter the USA under the visa waiver programme, but have been arrested for sodomy in the past, this is considered a crime of moral turpitude and they will deport you.
 
Prostitution is actually legal in lots of countries. It wasn't banned in Sweden until 1999.

The fact you can give sex away for free to anyone you damn well please but that it is illegal to ask money for it is fucking ridiculous.
 
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