DarkelP
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Originally posted by Morbo
Eli Vance, Alyx and Gordon are somewhere, whatever.
Eli Vance: Gordon, I have to tell you something... I am your father!
Alyx: Oh My God! Gordon, I'm pregnant! *dramatic music*
Eli Vance: You will give birth to a monster!
G-Man: Hello, Mr. Vance.
Eli Vance: You...
G-Man: Yes, brother, me. *plant is hand in his chest* Me, me, me.
*Eli Vance turns into antoher G-Man*
Gordon: That's it I'm out of here. *Gordon leaves and get drunk with Barney in a bar*
Ok so imagine if gordon had to fight like 30 G-Man's, how could would that be! lol:afro: