Gabe Newell on PS3: "just cancel it and do a do over"

Oh, and to the guy who just posted recently about the violence, I agree completely. Nothing says extra awesome to me more than horrifying violent goodness. I'm not being sarcastic either. Give me soldier of fortune over any in depth, well thought out, articulated RPG ANY day. Killing makes games 100% rad. Hell, if there was a Wii sword fighting game where you actually controlled the sword and you could shop heads off and impale people in the face, I'd buy the system in a second.

That seems kind of shallow.
 
Forgive me for writing 'shop' instead of 'chop', I MUST be stupid, right? You got me there. Anyone can appreciate a good game, I just happen to like games with violence. Which is why Motorstorm is better than GT4. It just is. Plain and simple. Perfect Dark is better than Goldeneye. Even your beloved *medieval voice* "WORLDE OF WARCRAFTE" is better than a flight sim. Why? Killing.

Why'd you all like Children of Men? Well, my guess is, you WOULDN'T have liked it had there been no killing. 2 hours of good movie without awesome violence rarely happens EVER.

I've played the wii more than once, and not each time have I been high. It's gay to stand up when you're playing a video game. Sorry you think I'm STUPID because I don't like your little cock sucking machine. I choose to sit down and enjoy myself while playing a game. Even if I'm not high, it's still a giant pain in the ass. I just wanna pass the controller and have it passed back to me. I exercise and walk everywhere. I don't need to be active at the end of the night. I'm not grotesquely obese like some of you probably are. I can't believe how f-cking ... elitist some of you are, so f-cking Jeff Goldblum about it. Shut the f-ck up and stop pretending you're better (well, unless you're going to admit you think you're better, like i do). My colloquial speach mixed with the occasional "f-ck you" and "i <3 violence" doesn't make me stupid, it makes you easily offended and weak.



Haha man you guys get riled up easily over nothing and I didn't even try! I'm explaining an opinion and you guys just freak out. Are you still bitter about the revolutionary war or something?
 
I must say it's funny to watch the Wii defense force move into action.
 
Forgive me for writing 'shop' instead of 'chop', I MUST be stupid, right? You got me there. Anyone can appreciate a good game, I just happen to like games with violence. Which is why Motorstorm is better than GT4. It just is. Plain and simple. Perfect Dark is better than Goldeneye. Even your beloved *medieval voice* "WORLDE OF WARCRAFTE" is better than a flight sim. Why? Killing.

Why'd you all like Children of Men? Well, my guess is, you WOULDN'T have liked it had there been no killing. 2 hours of good movie without awesome violence rarely happens EVER.

you're about as unsophisticated as they come, there's plentyy of great movies without any violence

I've played the wii more than once, and not each time have I been high. It's gay to stand up when you're playing a video game.

so standing is gay? is sitting non-gay? really I dont think anyone has to point out your stupidity, you do it well enough on your own :LOL:



Sorry you think I'm STUPID because I don't like your little cock sucking machine.

the wii will suck my cock?

/me rushes out and buys half a dozen wiis

I can't believe how f-cking ... elitist some of you are, so f-cking Jeff Goldblum about it.

oh dear god he called us Jeff Goldblums!!! oh the humanity ...I like jeff goldblum


Shut the f-ck up and stop pretending you're better.

there is no need to pretend ..........


My colloquial speach mixed with the occasional "f-ck you" and "i <3 violence" doesn't make me stupid, it makes you easily offended and weak.

no your idiotic pov makes you stupid ..there's a difference





Haha man you guys get riled up easily over nothing and I didn't even try! I'm explaining an opinion and you gets just get filled with NEEEERRDDD RAGGEEEE


lol you're the one foaming at the mouth

"yearghhhh there be gay consoles afoot, my gaydar is tingling"
 
I've played the wii more than once, and not each time have I been high. It's gay to stand up when you're playing a video game. Sorry you think I'm STUPID because I don't like your little cock sucking machine. I choose to sit down and enjoy myself while playing a game. Even if I'm not high, it's still a giant pain in the ass. I just wanna pass the controller and have it passed back to me. I exercise and walk everywhere. I don't need to be active at the end of the night. I'm not grotesquely obese like some of you probably are. I can't believe how f-cking ... elitist some of you are, so f-cking Jeff Goldblum about it. Shut the f-ck up and stop pretending you're better (well, unless you're going to admit you think you're better, like i do). My colloquial speach mixed with the occasional "f-ck you" and "i <3 violence" doesn't make me stupid, it makes you easily offended and weak.



Haha man you guys get riled up easily over nothing and I didn't even try! I'm explaining an opinion and you guys just freak out. Are you still bitter about the revolutionary war or something?


Haha! This guy is comedy gold for using big naughty words that only grown-ups use.

We all must be homosexuals if we get up to...you know...exercise as you've said yourself.
 
Glo-boy, I'm going to explain to you why some like the Wii, and some don't:

*A new way of playing games: You can't say that the Wiimote handles exactly the same as a classic controller, and often it's best to stand up instead of sitting down while playing the Wii (although you can play while sitting, in some games it feels hard).

*The re-invention of social gaming: People used to play two vs two or even four vs four on a game console, and there was much rejoicing. Internet largely removed this and gave people online capabilities. Sure, there are still some co-op / split-screen games out there, but far less than before. The Wii is pretty much built for co-op action, and people who have never even played a game console before pick it up fairly quickly.

*Pricing: The Wii comes in pretty cheap at 250$ (here, at least). The extra controllers are costly, though, I'll give you that :p

These aren't all the points, but they should give you a pretty good view as to why some people like it.
 
Wow. I didn't think you could become any more ignorantly stupid as much as you did over a course of 2-3 pages, Glo.
 
What was the topic again? This horror show of a thread is overdue to be shut down (I hope)...:x
 
gabe newell = horrified at crappiness of ps3, internets alerted, internets goes crazy, much jokes about Gabes weight, ps3 fanboys up in arms, dood with gaming decapitation fetish lambasted by people for saying stupid things ..that pretty much sums up the last 20 pages
 
gabe newell = horrified at crappiness of ps3, internets alerted, internets goes crazy, much jokes about Gabes weight, ps3 fanboys up in arms, dood with gaming decapitation fetish lambasted by people for saying stupid things ..that pretty much sums up the last 20 pages
Sad, but true :|
 
I wonder how much cash dough-boy's parents have to drop on him to keep him quiet every month. 1080p projector, PS3, games, etc; must be substantial. Dough-boy sounds like he'd have trouble working a drive through let alone a job where he could generate the income necessary for this stuff. Ah well, spoiled kids for the win.
 
Ah look at the bright side. All gaming can be considered vastly cheaper than some other addictions out there.
 
Ah look at the bright side. All gaming can be considered vastly cheaper than some other addictions out there.

Lofl.

Until EA figures out a way to stick tabacco in games that you absorb VIRTUALLY!!! Or maybe through your eyes, that might work too.
 
I wonder how much cash dough-boy's parents have to drop on him to keep him quiet every month. 1080p projector, PS3, games, etc; must be substantial. Dough-boy sounds like he'd have trouble working a drive through let alone a job where he could generate the income necessary for this stuff. Ah well, spoiled kids for the win.

If i'm remembering right, Glo-boy isn't some spoilt kid, he's actually graduating from a film school and he's also the sole provider for his family due to some unfortunate health issues with his parents. Thats if i'm remembering right...it was along time when i read a post by him, having a go at some dickhead on the forum for complaining about how he only got a video card and a few games for christmas while he had no christmas because he had to take care of his family. Something like that.

Sure, disagree with him because he thinks the Wii is gay, but don't call him a spoilt kid cause he's obviously not spoilt, nor a kid.
 
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