Gandalf Is Gay

Well Ian McKellen is so damn good, he doesn't have to worry about that kind of thing. He is just awesome. Alot of gay actors and singers do keep it secret, but its obvious really if you look for the clues. Robbie Williams people...gay, mark my words, he'll come out soon enough. The clues are there!

(i am not saying its a bad thing, the 'coming out' process just can have an effect on a persons career)
 
MiccyNarc said:
It's an urban legend spread by boyfriends and husbands to stop their significant others from obsessing about his huge eyes.
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I don't know about Elijah Wood, but I'm beginning to think you might be gay.
 
mortiz said:
I don't know about Elijah Wood, but I'm beginning to think you might be gay.
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No, I just have a sister who is obsessed with Elijah Wood.
 
AntiAnto said:
"I don't care as long as he doesn't hit on me."

Typical answer.
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:laugh:

Yeah that funny because people do say that, as if getting hit on by gay people is such a common occurance in their lives. Or by anyone, for that matter :|
 
Cal: [David and Cal Playing a video Game] You're *gay* now?
David: No, I'm not gay I'm just celibate.
Cal: I think? I mean, that sounds ga- I just want you to know this is like the first conversation of like three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like... there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh you know, I kinda wanna, ya know, get back out there but I think I like guys" and then there's the big, "Oh I'm I'm a g-gay guy now".
David: You're gay for saying that.
Cal: I'm gay for saying that?
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?
David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How? Cuz you're gay? and you can tell who other gay people are.
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like Coldplay.
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like the movie "Maid in Manhattan".
Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay?
David: How?
Cal: I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sour dough bread once.
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You have a rainbow bumpersticker on your car that says "I love it when *balls* are in my face".
Cal: That's *gay*?
David: [David loses second match] Goddamnit!
Cal: I'm ripping your head off right now. It's off, and *now* I'm throwing it at your body.
[shouts]
Cal: **** you!
David: Aww.
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40yr Old Virgin ftw.
 
Fly, you fools!

Into my butt LOL!!!

u c b/c Im ghey!! LOLOLOL!

mckellen3.jpg


:|
 
I suspected it after he played that dodgy novelist chap on Coronation Street. I'm not sure why though...

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<3 Coronation Street
 
He...He's actualy helping these films along
# X-Men 3, (2006)
# X2: X-Men United, (2003)
Of course he's gay, I knew that from stage one, I have nothing against gays, stop bringing these shocking revelations to us when in reality, no one is really gonna care. My aunty and cousin are both lesbians, do I care NOOO because a large amount of people are gay. So, I'm glad to see you think he's a great actor and you don't care, but please, do me a favor, and don't possibly bring down his ratings because homophobic people can't handle that their favorite wizard is "one of them"
 
the_rebel_medic said:
He...He's actualy helping these films along
# X-Men 3, (2006)
# X2: X-Men United, (2003)
Of course he's gay, I knew that from stage one, I have nothing against gays, stop bringing these shocking revelations to us when in reality, no one is really gonna care. My aunty and cousing are both lesbians, do I care NOOO because a large amount of people are gay. So, I'm glad to see he's a great actor, but please, do me a favor, and don't possibly bring down his ratings because homophobic people can't handle that their favorite wizard is "one of them"
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People don't care if someone is gay, they care about hearing new personal information about celeberties. That is why this is interesting, I think that is something many in this thread don't seem to understand.
 
I care because he looks like such a ladies man.
 
You see, there are two kinds of people who bug me on the "gay" issue. The first, ofcourse, are the homophobes. The ones that prance around the street openly screaming that god didn't intend for it to be this way. Etc etc.

And the second, and just as annoying type, are the self righteous people who FREAK OUT at gay conversation as they are afraid it will lead to something bad, or they automatically assume that if the convorsation is about gay and lesbians, it *must* be negative.

**** off.

Example:

First type (Homophobes):

Person A: Oh, woah. I didn't know Gandalf was gay.
Person B: Ugh, we should just throw fags into jail.

Second type (Self Righteous)

Person A: Person A: Oh, woah. I didn't know Gandalf was gay.
Person B: What does it ****ing matter? It shouldn't matter. He should be able to do what he wants, I don't see what the big deal is.

How the convo should go:

Person A: Oh, woah. I didn't know Gandalf was gay.
Person B: Heh, me neither. Good for him.

I hate self righteous people oh so much...
 
F*ckin' homophobe-phobes.

Person A: Oh, woah. I didn't know Gandalf was gay.
Person B: Who are you and why are you speaking to me?
 
Person A: Gandalf is gay
Person B: LOL.


Is the homophobic? Well.. not really when you think about it, cause I could care less. Is there even a term for that? Cause thats what I did. LOL.


the_rebel_medic said:
Of course he's gay, I knew that from stage one...
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LOL. Now it sounds like thinking otherwise is just plain retarded.

LOL. Gandalf STRAIGHT? What are you a ****ing dumbass?
 
kirovman said:
:laugh:

Yeah that funny because people do say that, as if getting hit on by gay people is such a common occurance in their lives. Or by anyone, for that matter :|
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Exactly. Honestly, if I were to be hit by gay people, I'd be a fulfilled man.
 
Doesn't matter if he's gay. He's a fantastic actor.

I admit I am very surprised by this though.
 
UltimaApocalyspe said:
No, he's not gay. That whole article on Wiki was made up.
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Denial.

What makes you say that?
 
Erestheux said:
Person A: Oh, woah. I didn't know Gandalf was gay.
Person B: Who are you and why are you speaking to me?
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:laugh: :laugh:

Really, though--I don't care whether Gandalf likes guys, and I don't know why anyone else does, either. For that matter, I don't understand why anybody treats famous people differently. How far would a thread entitled "My neighbour is gay" go? (Here's a hint: it wouldn't, unless the gayhaters started a holy war in said thread.)

By th'way, little question on the side: am I out of the loop, or has there been an influx of sexuality-related threads lately?
 
Raeven0 said:
:laugh: :laugh:

Really, though--I don't care whether Gandalf likes guys, and I don't know why anyone else does, either. For that matter, I don't understand why anybody treats famous people differently. How far would a thread entitled "My neighbour is gay" go? (Here's a hint: it wouldn't, unless the gayhaters started a holy war in said thread.)

By th'way, little question on the side: am I out of the loop, or has there been an influx of sexuality-related threads lately?
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We noticed you had temporarily departed and naturally persued sexually oriented subjects.

Stupid people:

You missed teh sex!
 
Top Secret said:
We noticed you had temporarily departed and naturally persued sexually oriented subjects.
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:o You've discovered my weakness! Now I'll have to kill you.
 
RakuraiTenjin said:
Gandalf: It is in Men that we must place our hope.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120737/quotes
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Elrond: Men? Men are weak. The Blood of Numenor is all but spent, its pride and dignity forgotten. It is because of Men the Ring survives. I was there, Gandalf. I was there three thousand years ago. I was there the day the strength of Men failed. I led Isildur deep into the fires of Mount Doom, the one place it could be destroyed. Isildur kept the Ring. It should have ended that day, but evil was allowed to endure. There's no strength left in the world of Men. They're scattered, divided, leaderless.


AHAHA. I dunno, that just sounds funny to me.
 
I thought it smelt like a yak dipped in yougart.
 
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