Gentleman, I bid you farewell!

Gnnnnnnnggggnnaaaaahahhhh.... D:


Feels good man.
 
No seriously, what the ****. Is it possible to unsee things?
 
Man that thing is gross looking. It's all hairy and has those little black discolorations.

Looks exactly like a Penis, which I am sure is intended. I think I have one of those little black discolorations on mine too.

I am disturbed!

I think there's more effective ways to raise concerns about sexual child abuse than by airing commercials like that which are likely turn turn some sick freaks on. I mean come on, a ****ing penis tentacle wrapping itself around kids and adults? Some sick creeps are going to get a perverse kick out of that.
 
Wait wait wait, how is this commercial even remotely related to sex abuse towards children? I dont get the correlation. Whats that ****ing snake thing? Why is it on her? Why cant anyone see it?

Confused as ****
 
Ravioli said:
Wait wait wait, how is this commercial even remotely related to sex abuse towards children? I dont get the correlation. Whats that ****ing snake thing? Why is it on her? Why cant anyone see it?

Confused as ****
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The people getting abused are all the same person.

The actual sexual abuse is not shown in the video, it predates all the footage.

The commercial is illustrating the trauma, reliving the experience, and how it stays with you your whole life.

IS ANYONE SMART ON HL2.NET ANYMORE, ****
 
I thought it was a long, snake-like leg intertwined with the young girl's leg. Kind of creepy.
 
Lol, wow.

I think it's somewhat hilarious that they can get away with this as long as a penis head is not put on the giant penis tentacle.
 
Fun Fact: They used actual penis textures to get things to look authentic on that. Not just one penis texture, but four separate penis textures.

I'm lying, but I wouldn't be surprised though.
 
Even though it holds some trace elements of being funny, that's a really horrid and powerful ad.
 
Vegeta897 said:
IS ANYONE SMART ON HL2.NET ANYMORE, ****
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You were replying to Ravioli. He only understands memes, and was expected a picture of the Spy smoking things with a caption.
 
Vegeta897 said:
The people getting abused are all the same person.

The actual sexual abuse is not shown in the video, it predates all the footage.

The commercial is illustrating the trauma, reliving the experience, and how it stays with you your whole life.

IS ANYONE SMART ON HL2.NET ANYMORE, ****
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Wow. I didn't realise that until you said it. Until then, it made no ****ing sense.

I probably would have understood it before hand if it wasn't so ****ing creepy.
 
WOAH WOAH WOAH!

How did they get video footage of my molesting girls!

*EDIT* And I understood what the video meant halfway through. Does nobody pay attention?
 
CyberPitz said:
WOAH WOAH WOAH!

How did they get video footage of my molesting girls!

*EDIT* And I understood what the video meant halfway through. Does nobody pay attention?
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Well I didn't actually realise it was a sexual abuse ad until it said at the end.

Maybe I'm just retarded. :rolling:
 
Understanding it at the end is fine.
Watching it throughly and still not understanding it is :|
 
Ravioli said:
Wait wait wait, how is this commercial even remotely related to sex abuse towards children? I dont get the correlation. Whats that ****ing snake thing? Why is it on her? Why cant anyone see it?

Confused as ****
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wpjiscool said:
Wow. I didn't realise that until you said it. Until then, it made no ****ing sense.

I probably would have understood it before hand if it wasn't so ****ing creepy.
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God damn, you guys remind me of one of my friends. I have to explain EVERYTHING to him in the most water down terms, and even then he still has this perplexed look as though I am explaining quantum physics, ****ING ANNOYING.
 
Sounds good, but is our test going to consist of explaining simple concepts that commercials convey, or just sexual abuse commercials?
 
Disturbingly creepy, but it gets the point across. Looks like the sort of thing Chris Cunningham would come up with.
 
More like if you get sexually abused, you grow up to have rockin' dinner parties and die at an old age!
 
i got it 3 seconds after i saw hair on that thing. and no Raz...it's not a penis but a mans arm...which symbolizes her being touched.

or are you implying people have hairy penises? ;) i watched enough porn to know that is not true (in most cases)

<_<
>_>
 
jverne said:
i got it 3 seconds after i saw hair on that thing. and no Raz...it's not a penis but a mans arm...which symbolizes her being touched.

or are you implying people have hairy penises? ;) i watched enough porn to know that is not true (in most cases)

<_<
>_>
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It's a penis, look at the veins in that ****er.
 
Vegeta897 said:
ZT let's start a Smart People club.
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Vegeta897 said:
No tests. Invite only.
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It's already been done
picture.php
 
Guess your club wasn't SMART enough to invite Vegeta and I!
*high five for Vegeta*
 
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