Get over your Internet Porn Addiction with NLP

[Solaris]

I'd personally rather not, but anyone who would this looks like a gem.
Discuss pr0n.

 

[Tr0n]

I'd rather keep my porn addiction.

 

[Reginald]

Considering I currently lack a girlfriend, NLP can keep it.

 

[Icarusintel]

I might consider it if i start getting a steady stream of pussy, but til then porn is important for masturbation, which is in turn important for keeping me happy and from killing anyone.

 

[Remus]

I might consider it if i start getting a steady stream of pussy, but til then porn is important for masturbation, which is in turn important for keeping me happy and from killing anyone.

I second that.

 

[theGreenBunny]

Let's take the yes/no test.

Am I avoiding friends and family often in order to masturbate in front of my computer?

Well, it seems like a bad idea to do it in public (I don't think they'd appreciate), so yes.

Do I engage in a healthy and satisfying sex with my spouse often enough?

Seeing as I'm not married, this has to be a no. I have a bad feeling about the way this is going.

Do I feel respected in my current relationship?

I'm not in a relationship either! Another no! I'M SLIPPING!

Did I lose my job and spend my time online?

I'm in university and don't work. Right now I'm spending my time online D:. IT CANNOT BE!

Do I procrastinate what I know I should do but I never procrastinate the online porn viewing?

Well, I procrastinate on uni assignments often enough, but I can't say I've ever been in the situation of: "Aww, I really have to watch porn but it sucks and I don't want to! I'll just play some games first and do it later!"

I can only come to one conclusion: I am addicted! HELP ME NLP, HELP ME!

 

[Remus]

theGreenBunny you're overacting! But still you should get some help:dork: :imu: :smoking:

 

[Maxi]

Lol, brainwashing us, they are!

-Angry Lawyer

 

[spookymooky]

Haha, nice one, green.

--Angry Lawyer

 

[Ennui]

TGB posts! The HL2.net legend no one knows because everyone's too new

 

[Pesmerga]

I know TGB...

 

[Sulkdodds]

I have no addiction.

/me afixes lampreys to his leg and sighs

 

[Reginald]

I have no addiction.

/me afixes lampreys to his leg and sighs

/me looks up lampreys on wikipedia

/me imitates Sulkdodds

 

[Remus]

*looks up lampreys on wikipedia* gasph.. *horrified, asphyxiates to death*

 

[el Chi]

I haven't got an addiction, I can stop any time I want. I just don't want to. Ever.

Incidentally, internet porn is worse than crack. Sure it's an old article, but it's on topic. Sort of.

 

[Codcommando]

Why would you want to quit looking at pron? Masturbation is healthy Unless you spend to much time looking at porn, in which case, I guess that comes in handy. But i've never met anyone with an actual porn problem(besides my step bro who I had to ban from my computer because he d/l's limewire pron on it and this computer has a strict no porn policy,thats what the office computer is for lol)