Giant Asteroid may hit earth in 2014

[Jammydodger]

A giant asteroid is heading for Earth and could hit in 2014.
http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/space/09/02/asteroid.reut/index.html

The chances of a catastrophic collision are just one in 909,000.
Granted, 1 in a million is not odds to get too excited about, however, keep 1 thing in mind.
this is the US government telling you this... do you really trust them? They have already admitted that they would NOT inform the public in the event of a global killer impact if imminent.


Jammydodger

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

This has been posted many times before. Its old news... Please i appreciate the effort but how does this keep resurfacing?

 

[GPRT]

How many of these do we hear about a year?
Then how many do we hear are going to miss earth by 8321 squillion miles? All of them.

:cheers:

 

[wowyouareacow]

Nice find. Dont they have ways of blowing this mother out of the skys?

 

[Majestic XII]

"Here we go again!"

 

[mchammer75040]

this is the US government telling you this... do you really trust them?

lol no i dont trust them at all, but I dont think they are lieing cause they like to keep us in a constant state of fear (remember when they told us a ton of killer bees would be coming from South America and were supposed to spread like wildfire all over America??yea that never happened.) so they would probably want us to freak out and invest in stupid shit like bomb shelters...just like they did when everyone went out and bought tape and water for the supposed chemical attack coming. :rolling:

 

[Maxi]

Sigh... another one.. i bet on it not hitting.

 

[Frank]

Hahaha, it was ****ing fun when they suddenly realized that an asteroid nearly hit us...after it had passed our planet, haha. I just hope that if it happens again and they can see we're done for, that they don't tell it in the news. I would be so scared...I would much rather live in ignorance...

 

[BlackWolfdrk]

i have one word BOLLOCKS

 

[Sprafa]

here comes the boom!

 

[BlackWolfdrk]

boom!!!!!!

 

[crabcakes66]

great...now we can look foward to 9000 more shitasic "armageddon" stlye movies.

 

[Letters]

great...now we can look foward to 9000 more shitasic "armageddon" stlye movies.

I actually kinda enjoyed that movie. :|


Jammydodger

 

[Jammydodger]

LOL Nice 1 Letters, but as u can see iv sorted it :E

 

[Maskirovka]

oh nos! an asteroid!

 

[Murray_H]

Nice find. Dont they have ways of blowing this mother out of the skys?

Yep, focusing sunlight on its surface to move it out of its orbit, should take about 30 years or so. Not too long then

 

[pat_thetic]

They will send a shuttle with a nuclear bomb on it, then plant the bomb hundreds of feet down inside of course!

 

[nw909]

Damn, I hope it hits, I would love to be there just posting on hl2.net when the ground starts shaking and the shockwave hits my house and i'm all like "lolz, I got 1300000,0000 posts, can't hurt me!" and it like packs up its shockwave and leaves earth.

 

[gh0st]

i hope it hits too. all stupid people will be killed.

unfortunately so too will all the gorgeous people, like me.

 

[Letters]

LOL Nice 1 Letters, but as u can see iv sorted it :E

Sweet... :cheers:

 

[Top Secret]

That would suck if it hit though.

 

[Korgoth]

Well the world could be destroyed tomorrow, do you really feel safe?

 

[Letters]

Well the world could be destroyed tomorrow, do you really feel safe?

Certainly not now! Thanks a million, man! God, now I'm not gonna be able to sleep...

 

[Korgoth]

LoL sleep is good man. I would consider dying in your sleep to be the best way to go, wouldn't it?

 

[gh0st]

one day ill figure out a way how to die while having sex, drinking, smoking weed/cigars/pot/crack, sleeping and watching bernie mack.

 

[Korgoth]

don't forget eating subway, subway rocks. Anyway, if an asteroid hits, i hope it lands on my house, and not down the road that would suck

 

[ph34r t3h cute]

here comes the boom!

........boom...........

THERE GOES THE BOOM

 

[Thadius Dean]

them old mayan dudes predicted the world would end somewhere around that time.

ive heard that they predicted a lot of things and that a lot of them came true!
o_0 0_o (>")> "dancebaby!" <("<) o_0 0_o

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

don't forget eating subway, subway rocks. Anyway, if an asteroid hits, i hope it lands on my house, and not down the road that would suck

"He died the way he would have hoped...At the centre of Total World Destruction"

What a great thing to have on your grave stone...At least, if there is anyone left around.


Just before you die you can be like...

"Hey...just call me Ground Zero"

 

[Mr.Reak]

OMFG WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE! TEH ALIENS aRE COMING! FUTURE IS HERE! JUST LIKE IN MY DREAM! OMFG , THIS IS MY FAULT! OMFG< I TEH DIE RIGHT NOW!!!111

 

[mrchimp]

They will send a shuttle with a nuclear bomb on it, then plant the bomb hundreds of feet down inside of course!

Then all we have to worry about is smaller lumps of radioactive rock

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Then all we have to worry about is smaller lumps of radioactive rock

not to forget the spare nuke that will desintegrate in the atmospher and spread radioactivity around half the globe.

 

[FortisVir]

A giant asteroid is heading for Earth and could hit in 2014.

*Marks looting spree on calendar*