Girl at the checkout.. bawww :(

Shift said:
I have plans for the future that cant be interupted and although some times its emotionally painful, I try to avoid getting a girl, Ive endured it for years so im used to it now. Would have been nice to at least of had a girlfriend to know what its like back when I didnt have important things in my life, but there were just no girls in my life at all, I have had no girls even as friends before, I havent even come across a girl I genuinally fancied at all, not in real life anyway, just some guys get lucky, and I dont but I dont care anymore. I care more about my band and music than forfilling my emotional desires.
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http://www.southparkzone.com/episodes/912/Trapped-in-the-Closet.html
 
Normally I'd post my standard "stick it up her bum" post, but you kinda remind me of myself.

Okay, fine
Stick it up her bum
 
maybe thats just the uk then. when i clicked - full episodes it says we cannot do that at this moment we are working to fulfil our contractual obligations first - or some shit like that
 
I really hate how the internet is moving towards something that is country specific, I've seen it a lot with regard to copyright laws. Isn't the whole point of the internet that it's a global affair?
 
BHC said:
She was the hippie type, my favorite.
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Same here, bud. This hippie chick in my anthropology course comes to class without shoes on, wears a skirt everyday, and sits under a tree and reads a book during break. Pretty cute.

Best of luck to you.
 
Moto-x_Pat said:
Same here, bud. This hippie chick in my anthropology course comes to class without shoes on, wears a skirt everyday, and sits under a tree and reads a book during break. Pretty cute.
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Reading a book under a ****ing tree, that's ****ing hot dude.
 
Mr-Fusion said:
Reading a book under a ****ing tree, that's ****ing hot dude.
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Wow, you're cool.

In case you're a little dense, that was a description of her hippie-ness, not her hotness. Most girls show up to class caked in makeup and use their break time messing around with a cell phone or laptop. She doesn't look like she's made out of plastic and uses her break time to sit under a tree and read. It's refreshing to see that, especially in southern California.
 
Moto-x_Pat said:
Wow, you're cool.

In case you're a little dense, that was a description of her hippie-ness, not her hotness. Most girls show up to class caked in makeup and use their break time messing around with a cell phone or laptop. She doesn't look like she's made out of plastic and uses her break time to sit under a tree and read. It's refreshing to see that, especially in southern California.
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Read:

Most girls make an effort to make themselves look attractive and she doesn't. Nor does she have any friends so she sits under trees in her free time.
 
Solaris said:
Read:

Most girls make an effort to make themselves look attractive and she doesn't. Nor does she have any friends so she sits under trees in her free time.
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This is hypocritical.

edit - because you are a girl. Right? A hippy girl? With the trees and the books and the lack of friends?

I'm sorry if you're not. Maybe I thought you were somebody else.
 
You do realize that she's going to turn into a Lunch Lady Doris, right?
 
Seems like taste isn't in the diction of the average hl2.net internet warrior. Let's agree to disagree mmkay? Also, What's wrong with Lunch Lady Doris, Raz? ;) I bet she has some great stories. Not to mention I can see girls from many social groups / norms that would turn out like Ol' Doris. Especially some of the other girls around my campus who already chain smoke and have fake platinum blond, bleached hair with $500 handbags. Ugh.
 
It's a community college. Nobody has any friends.

Whatever. You guys are lame.
 
Solaris said:
Read:

Most girls make an effort to make themselves look attractive and she doesn't. Nor does she have any friends so she sits under trees in her free time.
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Caked in makeup != looking attractive.
Caked in makeup = trying too hard
 
Moto-x_Pat said:
Wow, you're cool.

In case you're a little dense, that was a description of her hippie-ness, not her hotness. Most girls show up to class caked in makeup and use their break time messing around with a cell phone or laptop. She doesn't look like she's made out of plastic and uses her break time to sit under a tree and read. It's refreshing to see that, especially in southern California.
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I am sincerely commenting that a girl reading a book under a tree is hot.

You're too cynical man.

There should be more girls under trees reading book instead of whoring their worthless souls in shitty shops buying $400 jeans. ****ing alcohol whores of the western world. Burn burn burn.
 
Eejit said:
Caked in makeup != looking attractive.
Caked in makeup = trying too hard
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Actually I agree, I just found Mr.Fusions comment very witty and funny and when Moto x pax gave such a rude responce to him I wanted to reply with a little jabb at him.
 
I asked a girl out at the checkout, ... and it worked ! she didnt want to go on a date straight away, so we emailed a bit first just to get to know each other. I prefer not to do this and just learn about someone face to face, but it wasnt bad or so. So after like 2 emails she was like "ok lets go on a date"...
So we went on a date and she turned out to be rather katholic which ment her vagina was locked and apperantly you need some kind of ring which you get when you marry her to open it...
And thats a bit like buying a car without being able to test ride, so i never asked her out again. Arg... to bad, she was asian.

-dodo
 
Ouch man, it's always worse when you lose the fictional ones.
 
This thread is almost as sad as me, and that's....pretty sad.
 
If the checkout girl was that damn cute she probably gives every guy a shy little smile whilst gazing into their eyes for that split second before he has to take his goods and leave.

When she's feeling a strong attraction to someone, she cups their hand when giving them their change and slowly draws away lightly touching their skin.

My analysis of this is that she's a filthy cum whore that's had more bell-ends than you've had hot dinners.
 
Cormeh said:
My analysis of this is that she's a filthy cum whore that's had more bell-ends than you've had hot dinners.
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:laugh:

And on previous comments, nothing wrong with girls not using make up, its 10x better if a girl can still look hot/attactive without having to cake themselves in make up, means they have natural beauty or whatever.
 
Just go and talk to her, what's the problem? It's not like she died and you lost your chance forever.
 
Have a shot or two of bourbon before proceeding.

Boost ye olde spirits!
 
Shift said:
:laugh:

And on previous comments, nothing wrong with girls not using make up, its 10x better if a girl can still look hot/attactive without having to cake themselves in make up, means they have natural beauty or whatever.
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Absolutely.


That being said, some girls know how to dress themselves properly and look well presented. Others don't. The hard thing is finding a girl who does know the skills. Although, i recently read about study in UK that concludes that girls in the highest fertility level in their ovulation period dress themselves to attract men, moreso than women in a low period in their fertility cycle.

Again, some chicks still don't know how to dress/take care of themselves/apply makeup/apply appropriate perfume/ etc etc. It's exactly the same with behavioural practices and personal conduct. Some girls know how to act gracefully/respectfully and how to talk and chat up blokes. I guess it's how they're raised and how their personal preferences are determined by time and personal experiences; a process which is exactly the same with blokes.

All you can do is sort through the shit ones and go for the good ones :laugh:


edit: and if ya got a good one, appreciate her.
 
Dodo said:
I asked a girl out at the checkout, ... and it worked ! she didnt want to go on a date straight away, so we emailed a bit first just to get to know each other. I prefer not to do this and just learn about someone face to face, but it wasnt bad or so. So after like 2 emails she was like "ok lets go on a date"...
So we went on a date and she turned out to be rather katholic which ment her vagina was locked and apperantly you need some kind of ring which you get when you marry her to open it...
And thats a bit like buying a car without being able to test ride, so i never asked her out again. Arg... to bad, she was asian.

-dodo
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catholics give good head because they cant do the other things ...oral is not a sin, anal isnt a sin so long as they havent read that passage from the bible that says "thou shalt not put your weiner in someone's pooper" ...god hates fags


oh and heavy make up = "lets have sex" or "I have disfiguring scar, DONT LOOK AT ME"
 
CptStern said:
catholics give good head because they cant do the other things ...oral is not a sin, anal isnt a sin so long as they havent read that passage from the bible that says "thou shalt not put your weiner in someone's pooper" ...god hates fags


oh and heavy make up = "lets have sex" or "I have disfiguring scar, DONT LOOK AT ME"
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Isnt anal sodomy ?
Anyway, youre right... *runs back to chick*

-dodo
 
Somehow I dont think many catholics can keep up not having sex until marriage, I would sort of find it highly unlikely that men could keep it up, but women no, if they have been in a relationship with a guy she finds attractive and loves or whatever, bound to just give up eventually haha.
 
Shift said:
Somehow I dont think many catholics can keep up not having sex until marriage, I would sort of find it highly unlikely that men could keep it up, but women no, if they have been in a relationship with a guy she finds attractive and loves or whatever, bound to just give up eventually haha.
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Thank GOD for alcohol, i bet you thats the main reason for all those people having sex before marriage...
male: *burp* shit you look hot without your pants on, i want sex now plz.
female: ok.
...
female: YES HARDER HARDER HARDER RIGHT THERE YES OOOOOOOHHH *burp*

-dodo *burp*
 
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