Girlfriend Baggage, its ****ing heavy

[Danimal]

He should have just finger-picked rusty bass strings 'till calluses cover the prints.

 

[dfc05]

Icicle stabbing. No prints or murder weapon. Only a wet spot.

Alternatively, leg of lamb.

 

[Mr. Djees]

Remember to cook the leg afterwards.

 

[Remus]

Or you know, you could just disintegrate him. All you need now is a phaser.
No body, no murder...

 

[Warped]

So sorry for the long delay but heres the situation so far and it has a happy ending for the time being. When I left the one day for work, she had her father over to help around the house, they both called the cops, they came over and used her cell phone to call him. He picked up and the cop picked up her cell phone and gave him an ultimatum. If he handed himself in things would go smooth for him, or he could run. He chose to hand himself in and they extended the Restraining Order for the time being. Then in a while they'll go back to court to extend the Restraining Order even longer, so its good for now but that means he's still in town and the score isn't settled. Also his reason that he called her was that she called him which is the dumbest excuse I've ever heard. I also like Remus' idea but I have no clue if they exist. I would so take the time to make one and learn Advanced Quantum Physics just to make him disappear.

But thanks guys for the funny responses they were highly amusing

 

[Stylo]

Icicle stabbing. No prints or murder weapon. Only a wet spot.

Holy crap, you could shank somebody with a proper solid piece of ice and then just evaporate the murder weapon! ITT: Giving killers far out ideas.

 

[Dead Phil]

Yes this is just what my Hitman needs.


Anyway I bet the call is one of those drunk ones, He's drunk and calls his ex girlfriend since of his lack of judgement at the time