Girlfriend...

[theotherguy]

1) Yes
2) One Year
3) never.

 

[Beerdude26]

Why attempt relationships when all you want is sex and college girls give it away like pez dispensers full of sweet delicious candy.

I was going to say something sensitive and meaningful here, but then I realized that you're pretty much right about the college girls part.

 

[AmishSlayer]

Why attempt relationships when all you want is sex and college girls give it away like pez dispensers full of sweet delicious candy. Mmmm...pez candy.

Unless you're living in "Conservative-land" ;(

Girls have been pissing me off lately. I've been working a girl for almost a week. The other night we're in her bed about to get into a movie. I'm happy until she stops it and says this:

"I don't think my boyfriend will like this."

I just got up and left.

Up until that second everything she said and did was as if she was single.

 

[Unfocused]

Unless you're living in "Conservative-land" ;(

Girls have been pissing me off lately. I've been working a girl for almost a week. The other night we're in her bed about to get into a movie. I'm happy until she stops it and says this:

"I don't think my boyfriend will like this."

I just got up and left.

Up until that second everything she said and did was as if she was single.

That sucks dude :/

 

[Javert]

1. Yes
2. Two Years (803 days according to my G-Shock watch).
3. Half a Year.

 

[JNightshade]

Unless you're living in "Conservative-land" ;(

Girls have been pissing me off lately. I've been working a girl for almost a week. The other night we're in her bed about to get into a movie. I'm happy until she stops it and says this:

"I don't think my boyfriend will like this."

I just got up and left.

Up until that second everything she said and did was as if she was single.

That's unbelievably shitty of her. You have my condolences :/

 

[Hectic Glenn]

1. Yes
2. 1 year and 6 months
3. 7 months...ish, can't remember precisely

 

[joule]

Oh, you remember, Glenn. You were probably counting down the days.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Nah, i'm so laid back like that, i can't even remember it You are considerably worse, the time you got off with that girl at work in the back room. Left customers waiting as well. Can't control your instincts...tisk tisk.

 

[bliink]

what if it was like... minus one week or something?

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Then we lose any respect for you. Although, the topic is girlfriends, so if you are implying...etc etc. Then respect is well and truly earned again.

 

[bliink]

what about the other way around, like:
1. Not any more
2. 2 years
3. 3 years

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Talk me through that one? So you broke up, then slept with each other after as a means of getting back together or a random passionate night? Not the one night stand...please bliink.

 

[bliink]

Talk me through that one? So you broke up, then slept with each other after as a means of getting back together or a random passionate night? Not the one night stand...please bliink.

Oh I haven't done these things. I'm just wasting kilobytes :cheese:

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Oh I haven't done these things. I'm just wasting kilobytes :cheese:

Aren't we all. I'll blacken your name one day. I'd like to see Munro post in this thread actually, I'm going to look for him. I hear Elvis only wishes he could have had as many girls.

 

[Raeven0]

By conventional standards, I have never dated.

Shock and awe: this doesn't really bother me.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Yeah well, for some people its not of interest or you don't meet anyone you truly spark with. You'll get your time someday

 

[Raeven0]

I've had my time. I've just never dated. It's a pretty dumb ritual.

 

[Cole]

Wow these are 3 dumb questions.

They didn't even tell me what one of my girls to put down.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

I feel the exact same way when it comes to dating. I see it as some sort of dead formalism. I'd much rather get to know somebody well as a friend and then have things develop from there, rather than going out on some "official" nightly escapades in the sake of tradition. I realise it's not all like that, but I just can't "ask someone out" like that. It's partially a shyness thing, but it's also a matter of principle.

Yeah i agree with you, thats how i found my Mrs. Long term new each other, grew closer, then i told her my feelings (with some encouragement from the comrade badger) and that confidence worked as a spark to move things into a relationship. I honestly believe, when it just happens, and fits and works - it's right. And a little confidence goes far. I hope you guys can work something out.

 

[ComradeBadger]

I'm glad I actually made a difference Glenn, I really am

MUCH confindence boosts methinks. Me, I havent't slept with anyone for nearly two weeks and I'm feeling the pinch...

haha.

 

[MTG_Maro]

Unfortuantly I need money, and a work permit.

I get pissed at myself for not being able to get one. And tomorrow I will wake up and say, "Why did I care, that was 2 years ago"

 

[Cole]

Unfortuantly I need money, and a work permit.

I get pissed at myself for not being able to get one. And tomorrow I will wake up and say, "Why did I care, that was 2 years ago"

It's ok Maro.... I'll always love you.

 

[Slacker]

don't want somebody to love me
Just give me sex whenever I want it
'Cause all I ask for is instant pleasure
Instant pleasure, instant pleasure

You in the traffic for all eternity
How could that speed be where you want to be?
Said don't you really want instant pleasure
Instant pleasure, instant pleasure

Think that all these folks get laid?
Do it cause their pain is great?
What you thinkin' anyways?

If drinkin' coffee's your idea of really cool
You can't expect no crazy chick to notice you
Just sittin there dreamin' instant pleasure
Instant pleasure, instant pleasure
Instant pleasure, instant pleasure

If you want someone a friend to be
Guess you'll have to win the lottery
But till then repeat after me

I don't want somebody to love me
Just give me sex whenever I want it
'Cause all I ask for is instant pleasure
Instant pleasure, instant pleasure
Instant pleasure, instant pleasure
Instant pleasure, instant pleasure

 

[xcellerate]

this really should have been a picture thread.

 

[Slacker]

I feel the exact same way when it comes to dating. I see it as some sort of dead formalism. I'd much rather get to know somebody well as a friend and then have things develop from there, rather than going out on some "official" nightly escapades in the sake of tradition. I realise it's not all like that, but I just can't "ask someone out" like that. It's partially a shyness thing, but it's also a matter of principle.

Trust me, I've been through that Ten Fold. I have huge anxiety when it comes to dating, so yeah, relashonships are bad for me, even if I'm in one now.

 

[JNightshade]

this really should have been a picture thread.

kk...

Girl I was "with" for several months last year (we weren't really dating, just f*cking and hanging out):

girl I WANTED to be with, but it didn't work out D: (on the right):

girls I'm interested in now:

(with my outrageously gay friend Michael)


among others.


Enough for you?

 

[Raziaar]

Let me just say this...

your friend is outrageously gay.


EDIT:

Holy ****ing shit. Those are the freakiest damn redeyes I have ever seen. Her eyes look like ****ing pennywise the dancing clown!

 

[Jintor]

Ze photo, it does not load!

 

[xcellerate]

My fav:

Her least fav, but I think it's cute:

us:

her and my old roommate:

and us again:

aww:

 

[Slacker]

You're hot xcellerate.

 

[JNightshade]

Nicely done. Cute asian chicks for the win!

 

[theotherguy]

I don't have a girlfriend, but it's a rather complicated situation. There is a person who I have strong feelings for, and she has the same (or at least similar) feelings for me, and we are very good friends, but she doesn't want to get into a relationship at the moment because of university, and the fact that she was hurt in a previous relationship. Kind of sucks, but at the same time I'm just happy every minute I'm with her.

man, exact same thing happened to me. It really sucks, because in the end they just tie you up and keep you from other girls, and eventually you'll both go your own ways feeling empty and cheated.

 

[Reginald]

Not at the moment. But I did meet a very, very nice girl last night and shared our first kiss to my favourite band of the moment; The Fratellis. I think I may just follow it up.

 

[el Chi]

1. No.
2. ???
3. Profit.

 

[Que-Ever]

I would've hit it if you hadn't said you had already D:

 

[JNightshade]

She was amazing D:

 

[MiccyNarc]

No
Did a few weeks ago, lasted less than 6 months. Tip: Don't start dating people when they're about to go off to college
Never did it


What a waste of time that was.

 

[Que-Ever]

No
Did a few weeks ago, lasted less than 6 months. Tip: Don't start dating people when they're about to go off to college
Never did it


What a waste of time that was.

Six months? That's longer than any relationship I've ever had.

 

[Geogaddi]

Girlfriends cost too much damn money.

At this point in my life, I just don't care that much.
I don't have problems attracting females, I'm just too damn lazy to follow up.

Gaming and masturbation ftmfw.